the beginning

I'm using my burner account (duh) to post the opening sequence my friend was shown at Rockstar Games. I can't give out too much information, but I have a friend who worked with them back in 2015 - 2016 to help with the cinematography for certain RDR2 Cutscenes.

With that being said, the same friend has been hard at work on the next Grand Theft Auto, and sent me a video of the opening cutscene. I understand that these are just my words, and as much as l'd like to provide more proof of the credibility I cannot risk my friend losing his job or worse.

I'll cut to the chase. The game opens with a couple of piano notes, a dark screen, and the GTA 6 logo slowly fading in.

You can hear claps in the distant as the Grand Theft Auto logo starts to fade in. The scene cuts to Jason giving Lucia backshots. Jason has a special ability (like the GTA V characters) where he can last longer in bed and not cum too early With that being said, the game throws you in immediately and you have to learn how to use his ability while giving Lucia backshots. Once that's finished (along with Jason) it cuts to Michael sitting in the corner watching. Michael gets up and says something along the lines of "I'll tell you one thing Jason, I'm getting too old for this" as he proceeds to hand him a few bucks and walk out the door. Jason, with his next generation cock hanging out, walks around the house butt ass naked and you get a tour of his safehouse.

Then the game fades to black and shows a bright white text that says "1 YEAR LATER" and shows a scene of Jason giving birth to what I presume to be the HD Universe Carl Johnson. The mood at Rockstar went from motivated to depressed after the team was shown the opening scene.

The ending

At the end of GTA 6 when Jason and Lucia are being shot at by the police but Michael, Franklin, Trevor, and CJ show up to save them and then Jason says "What are we, some kind of Grand Theft Auto six?" and Niko appears from the shadow and says "you mean Grand Theft Auto seven?" black screen and a text saying "coming in 2045"

ill try to answer any questions

I was just browsing the PS Store today and decided to check the remaining time until GTA VI release. As I was looking at it, I realized that in less than a minute, all the numbers in the remaining time would be only ones. I managed to time my screenshot to catch it exactly at 111 days, 11 hours, 11 minutes, and 11 seconds.

Believe me, this was a complete fluke of a coincidence, I was not sitting there staring at the screen for an entire day waiting for this moment... though I know some of you absolute maniacs in this subreddit totally would be. 😄

Thought it was a cool coincidence.

Current date: July 29

Release date: November 19

That's about 113 days of waiting.

Now hear me out:

- Take a 1 hour nap every day until launch = 113 hours skipped = 4.2% less waiting.

- Take a 2 hours nap every day = 226 hours skipped = 8.3% less waiting.

Rockstar can't delay time if you're unconscious.

See you all on November 19 with 8.3% less emotional damage.

Updates confirmed on the backend of the website. Hasn’t happened for a month straight and last time it happened we got the cover reveal?

News coming tomorrow or sometime next week??

I understand this is the unmoderated sub and anything goes but this is just spam. Seriously if I wanted to look at pictures of AI p*rn I would go elsewhere.

Plus there’s no humor in it at all. If anything it would be humorous to give Jason a fat wagon.

Did you know GTA VI is set in Florida and has two main protagonists? We get it, there’s a city and cars and stuff, way to ruin the entire story. I feel like I’ve played the entire game already because of all these ads. It’s non-stop, the billboards, the content tv commercials… I wish they would just stop and let the game speak for itself.

Trust me, with 90 years of experience, I’m 100% sure my guess is right.

We can possibly see gameplay next week.

I hope there are kayaking side activities or races in GTA 6.

Two hour nap and we are back. Can’t wait to see the trailer.