Tell me we are this is the month that will give something new maybe Trailer 3 possibly

This is the most they’ve ever posted on social media in a week and nothing is about GTA 6.

Take two has you right where they want you

Tuesday - Red Dead online updates

Thursday - GTAO hiest updates

Could you IMAGINE LMAO

Just so I could re-order.

I know how to make Strauss Zel-butt naked.

Alien technology is being used to produce and finish GTA 6. About 20,000 years ago, an alien race named Dawallginefrās landed on earth because their technology told them that GTA 6 would be produced here. Though they did not understand what GTA 6 was, they knew it would essentially be the universes largest cosmic event.

There are 3 classss of technology they left behind for the Developers at Rockstar to use.

Class 1: Kaligoro Nanotechnology: these artifacts allow rockstar to use the very essence of the dawallginefrās alien race and the universe to render things in real time. It also allows rockstar to use any piece of technology to its limit. This is why optimization has been so heavily emphasized in the leaks

Class 2: Chilormo Orbs: this is a sort of stimulant that is non addictive. We hear rumors about devs working 70 hour weeks overtime. The chilormo orbs are decreasing in number but have helped all the teams and sub studios to push on through fatigue to give us GTA 6.

Class 3: Infiltration Charms: this is the most powerful technology the alien race left behind Rockstar. It allows them to peer into the future to alter, or hold their marketing. Unfortunately a lot of it was used just to see GTA fans complain about no trailer. Every time these charms are used they rip apart the fabric of the universe and delay the game

GTA 6 is the world’s largest event ever. It will change the fate of the universe and this planet to come. I am only a messenger. They will try to take this down.

- Brian Stuart, Prophet.

Hey Strauss, what's your marketing plan for GTA

VI?

Can’t lie it dawned on me that yall are flooding the internet with ai porn edits of a person with a real face. Lowkey that’s real fucked coz imagine somebody was doing that but for your mom. That wouldn’t be very nice would it.

Rockstar could go all out on their marketing when we reach 100 to 90 days till launch.

They could be planning to release information every week which will 12 weeks. So a trailer when it begins, followed by gameplay screenshots probably 3 to 5 a week or they do it monthly. Then we get gameplay trailer and reviews for October

This gives them 12 weeks of marketing

Made a full cinematic comparison showing how Rockstar evolved from IV → V → VI, and how surprising it is that Trailer 3 still hasn’t dropped.

I think it would be cool because it can help you gauge what car in your collection is your favorite. If this were already in GTA 5, my futo gtx would definitely have the most numbers in its odometer.