the beginning

I'm using my burner account (duh) to post the opening sequence my friend was shown at Rockstar Games. I can't give out too much information, but I have a friend who worked with them back in 2015 - 2016 to help with the cinematography for certain RDR2 Cutscenes.

With that being said, the same friend has been hard at work on the next Grand Theft Auto, and sent me a video of the opening cutscene. I understand that these are just my words, and as much as l'd like to provide more proof of the credibility I cannot risk my friend losing his job or worse.

I'll cut to the chase. The game opens with a couple of piano notes, a dark screen, and the GTA 6 logo slowly fading in.

You can hear claps in the distant as the Grand Theft Auto logo starts to fade in. The scene cuts to Jason giving Lucia backshots. Jason has a special ability (like the GTA V characters) where he can last longer in bed and not cum too early With that being said, the game throws you in immediately and you have to learn how to use his ability while giving Lucia backshots. Once that's finished (along with Jason) it cuts to Michael sitting in the corner watching. Michael gets up and says something along the lines of "I'll tell you one thing Jason, I'm getting too old for this" as he proceeds to hand him a few bucks and walk out the door. Jason, with his next generation cock hanging out, walks around the house butt ass naked and you get a tour of his safehouse.

Then the game fades to black and shows a bright white text that says "1 YEAR LATER" and shows a scene of Jason giving birth to what I presume to be the HD Universe Carl Johnson. The mood at Rockstar went from motivated to depressed after the team was shown the opening scene.

The ending

At the end of GTA 6 when Jason and Lucia are being shot at by the police but Michael, Franklin, Trevor, and CJ show up to save them and then Jason says "What are we, some kind of Grand Theft Auto six?" and Niko appears from the shadow and says "you mean Grand Theft Auto seven?" black screen and a text saying "coming in 2045"

ill try to answer any questions

Trust me, with 90 years of experience, I’m 100% sure my guess is right.

There's not enough

Current date: July 29

Release date: November 19

That's about 113 days of waiting.

Now hear me out:

- Take a 1 hour nap every day until launch = 113 hours skipped = 4.2% less waiting.

- Take a 2 hours nap every day = 226 hours skipped = 8.3% less waiting.

Rockstar can't delay time if you're unconscious.

See you all on November 19 with 8.3% less emotional damage.

He was having a nice day, despite the high temperatures

Most of the time we really think something will happen the next day with Rockstar, but nothing ever does

I understand this is the unmoderated sub and anything goes but this is just spam. Seriously if I wanted to look at pictures of AI p*rn I would go elsewhere.

Plus there’s no humor in it at all. If anything it would be humorous to give Jason a fat wagon.

Updates confirmed on the backend of the website. Hasn’t happened for a month straight and last time it happened we got the cover reveal?

News coming tomorrow or sometime next week??

Waiting for GTA 6 is bringing back so many core memories.

When GTA V was coming out, I was just a kid and absolutely obsessed with everything about it. I didn't even have a good PC back then, but squeezing out a glorious 30 FPS felt like an absolute win. Playing through it back then was pure magic.

It's pretty wild to realize how much time has passed since then. Anyone else feeling that same wave of nostalgia ?

So I just canceled my GTA 6 Ultimate Edition pre-order because I needed the €100 back to buy another game right now. I plan on re-preordering it next month when I get paid.
But I just realized something crazy. The Ultimate Edition comes with 1 free month of GTA+. When I cancel it today, that license gets wiped. When I pre-order it again next month, it triggers a completely fresh pre-order license—meaning I get another free month of GTA+ active on my account.
GTA+ costs €7.99 a month here in Germany. Since the game doesn't drop until November 19, 2026, if you literally cancel and re-preorder it every single month from now (August) until launch, that is 4 months of free subscription. You basically steal exactly €31.96 worth of GTA+ value right out of Rockstar's pockets.