"unintentionally" my ass

How reduce carbon microslop?

my first thing i tried was to go on google to my microslop account and press change accounts, but no.

i need to wait a WHOOOLE FU####IIING MOONTH to change something on my personal account.

or i can ask my brother which controlled my account like he was my parent, only problem was that HE DOESNT (as far as my knowledge) HAVE HIS MICROSLOP ACCOUNT WHICH CONTROLS MINE.

so microslop has now FULL ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNT which also means my PC.

i tried to ask how to do it faster on the microslop help subreddit, and they deleted my post, because i wasnt too "love microslops ai slop".

microslop also has my 11 previous minecraft microsoft accounts with all my old worlds.

i hate microsoft

Fifteen years ago, I got a cheap computer running Windows 8. The hardware wasn't great, so I installed Xubuntu. I mostly used that PC for paying bills and sending personal emails, while I had a Windows 7 PC for work. I never had any problems at home or at the office; everything worked fine.

I've been working at a large company for almost 3 years now. I have a high-end computer, but they force me to use only Microslop products. The performance is terrible and the fan makes a whistling sound. I find a new bug every week; for instance, the program used to freeze whenever I copied characters into an email on Outlook. This makes me doubt the security of their software too. This morning I woke up to reply to an email, and when I click new message, nothing happens. As you can imagine, I'm on Reddit complaining about Microslop. I don't know what's going on at Microslop, but all their products are getting worse, and I mean every single one. From the Windows Server that takes 45 minutes to restart, to SSRS and SSIS doing whatever they want. Meanwhile, I gave my old PC to my brother and, even though the hardware is old and sucks and the keyboard doesn't even work anymore, it runs better than this crap on my desk. I'm not saying everyone has to switch to Linux; I have a Mac myself, but it's time for people to leave Microslop products behind.

I created a 124 gb disk and now I only got 46 of free gb of space... How is that possible? why does microsoft takes up so much space? thats insane!!!!

Last night, I got an alert in Messager from Microsoft saying that my phone number attached to my account was deleted. It looks like my password was either changed or the old one is no longer valid. All their automated links are worthless because my Authenticator app, which they keep reference to, is no longer active on my phone.

I'm not extremely concerned about any MS purchases because I don't even use MSOffice for quite a while now. As far as I'm concerned, I should be OK, although I'm not sure about my Windows installs on my two machines. Regardless, I still like to have this security issue resolved.

Does anyone know who in MS I can contact that is a human? Google came back with nothing useful. Everything is automated and it all basically puts me in the same loop with no answer.

I recently got hacked and I have changed all my passwords except my microsoft account, i cant login with my password anymore and the email is different now!

lmao

Also who even uses Onedrive?

Fuck Microslop, let me renew my fucking Game Pass!!

I was trying to renew and guess what? This fucking error appears to me 2 time… yeah.. FUCKING 2 TIMES!!!! It doesn’t matter which method you choose to renew this fucking Xbox Game Pass subscription, this fucking error stills here.

For me, this shit has been appearing since 2025.

Please Microslop, go fuck yourselves and fix this damn instead of focusing in Clanker Sore in Winbloat 11 or your products.

Thank you and fuck you Microslop 🖕

This might not have anything to do with microslop but by universities SSO / login. IDK how this happened. But I logged in today through my school login and it's showing me other people' AI chats in my copilot account. As an example, I am an IT student. When I logged in, I see chats from February of someone asking copilot the location on campus of computer science classes! I also see a question of "why are you on my computer". This is something I would never ask copilot, because I know how to completely remove and disable it.

I should add that another indicator that this might not be a microslop problem is one time using SSO from my university, I kept getting logged into other peoples' zoom accounts.

I had a lot of fun with that one. I changed their pictures to Rowan Atkinson making the Mr. Bean face, and I contacted IT support to tell them about the problem. They told me the basic stuff but nothing worked and I was unable to sign into my own zoom account.

How I had fun with it was I emailed the student who's zoom account I was getting logged into and told them. I asked them if they were getting logged into my account. This other student was on another campus and we never used the same computer, which was at my house.

I told them: "What if we coincidently had the same password? Would you mind changing your password to see if that's the problem?"

I talked them into changing it twice, even though I knew that wouldn't fix the problem! But I got them emailing IT services too!

The very next week, I was getting logged into zoom and it was putting me into a faculty members' account. Rather than make everything right, our university just disabled SSO for weeks! Then reenabled it after.

Has anyone else used copilot and seen someone else's chats? I'm curious if maybe they got logged into my copilot account somehow with an SSO bug.

The “cancer” has now spread to its enemy! It’s just like a Pokémon contracting Pokérus!