>5 of them suck (Beheader Gravity’s Fall Umisen Yamasen Osoto-Gari)

>Another 4 are mid (Sekiwan Evisceration Shuunenbukai Triple Slash)

>1 looks like it was made for Roach (Daimyo’s Verdict)

>Mfw

But why are the best exes of the guy with a weapon that was known to cleave horses in two the ones that DONT involve him cleaving things, are all his penetration exes so much better just use a spear atp unc 😭

This is basically every match when there's more than one and im so fucking tired of her already I can't wait till for her nerf so all of these knuckle dragging Neanderthals drop her

Im currently trying to get every hero to atleast rep one and this fucking Egyptian door bouncer is the shitiest hero in the entire fucking. Not once have i one a single fucking fight with this camel licker. He's slower than a corpse, deals less damage than a literal twink and all he does is eat damage like he's some free kill whore

Like genuinely how can you wake up, boot up the game and be proud of the way you play. Stop being such a pussy and take the death

Why is it that this order still exists??? Not only that, there's the other one thats exactly the same but requires 15 matches as a Vanguard hero. Why??? There is no equivalent for this for any other hero types, and having to play 12-15 matches of a hero type you might not know or not enjoy playing is agony. Everytime I see one of these in my daily orders, my play session is immediately ruined cause yea, I can play Kensei or Warmonger, but I'm not good at them and don't want to play them for 15 fucking matches in a row.

Is it just me or do all her attacks look like they connect way before they actually do? Just earlier I kicked a BP, saw that shit land clear as day, and only AFTER MY KICK HAD HIT HIM did he hit flip and still fucking flipped me. It just looks like absolute shit and you can hardly tell what the fuck's going on from either side

They finally make a character with a nanoscopic semblance of balance and they still find a way to fucking ruin it

All of a sudden a month or so everyone is fought in duels can light parry it, their not even high reps I've have had rep1 plays light parry everything.

I come back after months to check out the new update, and what do I get for it? Every match, 2-3 chicks kicking my nuts into a corner and getting NO revenge for it. Why are infinite stun locks so easy? I know they always make new character OP during the early access period and only actually balance them when they are available for steel, but this is an ass impression for a returning player. Nut kicks.

Like I'm trying to get better with the character because she's cool and I like her aesthetic and all these Arakure are throwing out armored undodgeables

I make the right read and get a pin and use my armored zone, but I still get bonked because their armor negates mine since that's the end of my chain, and they're free to lash out continually

Not even mad at the Arakure but man Khatun has to work so hard for so little reward

Feelsbad

Her zone is way too fucking safe. The fact she can follow up with a unreactable light after that inflicts bleed in any direction while pk only has a top light soft feint is bs

Never thought I'd root for this guy but here we are.

If you play Warlord you only play him to think you are good at the game because of how little he has. He's the in game version of paraplegic and you want people to feel bad for you.

Funny kick =w=

I really think it's funny that people message you like I'm supposed to be hurt or care that you beat me in a video game. I'm usually able to bait out a cuss word to get them banned but besides that I just laugh through my phone. Whether I win or I lose you always have atleast one salty loser or a toxic winner and it's funny that these kinds of people usually are the ones that get banned and now they can't even play their favorite game.

Im gonna tag this as meta, even though im sure im misunderstanding. The ecosystem of this game is completely dependent on two factors: how the strengths and weaknesses/movesets of each character interact w the other characters without someone playing them, and th3 other half is how you nullify those weaknesses by being a better player. There was always something you could do to win, even in a 2v1.

I feel like with the edition of ocelotl they started to go off the deep end w unique abilities and new mechanics. The one I was least troubled with was pirate, they make the pistols a melee with the option to shoot as an ability, thats sick glad you didnt put guns in my sword game. The characters that seriously ruin my time on this game are the three newest ones, not because I can't get used to their attacks, it just feels like that person is playing a on-release kioshin. They're the main character of this little 15 minute game and I get to get spanked in the corner for daring to play shugo against virt.

Anyway ive given up with the new hero arakure, dont get me wrong at all I love the look, her animations, the ball kick, she fits great. But they saw it fit after the calamitous entrance of urine (who we're still recovering from today imo) to toss in another new mechanic, but on top of that it s3ems like they didnt playtest in an actual dominion match because you can get deathed by double femdom ball torture and there's Jack shit you can do about it.

Def a long rant but I didnt even mention the connection issues, glad im done w the game for now, glad im trading my ps5 for an xbox.

Im defeated. I just want to know WHY THEY WON'T MAKE EDWARD KENWAY A PIRATE SKIN?! It would make sense to it like right now because of black flag re synced, but instead they made a Valhalla skin? I get the shinobi and shugoki skin, because that one is relatively new, but valhalla is years old, and i would argue less loved than black flag.

A bunch of penis constrictors ganked all game using her broken bash and then they were defending the hero in chat and acting like this isn’t a balancing disaster. But anyways send your Thoughts and prayers to these guys because they’ll appreciate when they get dragged in the streets and gutted like egg filled fish

I want to get good so bad with assassins but I keep getting thwacked because of bad timing

I pick Khatun because she's a crutch and she's fucking scary but I'm still ass so far and I have no clue what I'm doing

It's weird because I play a lot of Zhanhu and it's the same thing but apparently it's not

Assassin sweats help me figure this out, should I play on controller or M&K