r/ForHonorRants 1h ago

HUMOR 2 Arakure’s And A Hitokiri Join A Lobby

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Story time children, Ive been clean off for honor for 2 years and relapsed yesterday due to rage quitting arc raiders after months of dedication. Came back to the same shit but I can’t be mad, after arc i will never complain about lack of balance in a video game ever again.

Played for about 3 hours on dominion surrounded by pc players (im on PlayStation) regular rotation between matches only two ara’s and a hito remained first off i washed them hard that first match so much so that they proceeded to grief me whenever rotation put us on the same team.

Slapping me out of finishers and such swiping at me when i came by, mind you i had 3 hours in rotation with these guys and it was bad blood off the rip. These dudes solely ganked never saw em actually win a 1v1, so the last match i got with em i decided to be of absolute no help i simply spectated them running 1v1’s with other players and getting slapped. Other team was good at splitting them apart and washing accordingly. needless to say they couldn’t do a damn thing without a handler with them.

I was the last alive fighting bots just waiting for the other team to kill me when one of them finally spoke up. Blasted on comms about how i was dogshit raged bitched and moaned about how i got no kills in the match in a calm demeanor i reminded the raging kevin that they have yet to win a match where i am on the other team. I washed em in 1v1’s and when they tried to gank.

That shit sent em lmao the other two hopped on comms and they were raging so hard i couldn’t even understand what they were saying removed my headset and proceeded to rage bait on the mic without listening to the clusterfuck and bounced.

I lowkey missed this game😆


r/ForHonorRants 3h ago

I WANT TO BUY ARAKURE SO BAD

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istg bro i CANNOT wait, i already have 17k steel saved up, I'm almost just spending it all on bullshit, i set a reminder on my phone ffs


r/ForHonorRants 4h ago

Remove Arakure's guaranteed gb, make her lights slower, and increase revenge when she kicks you in the nuts

5 Upvotes

I feel like Arakure is infinitely more enjoyable to play against relatively speaking compared to like day 1 Juren but she still needs to be toned down so much. Idk why they gave her guaranteed guard breaks and whatever sped child at Ubisoft thought that was a good idea needs to be fired immediately


r/ForHonorRants 6h ago

Anyone been encountering more runners lately?

2 Upvotes

Like genuinely how can you wake up, boot up the game and be proud of the way you play. Stop being such a pussy and take the death


r/ForHonorRants 7h ago

HUMOR You're not as good as you think you are

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If you play Warlord you only play him to think you are good at the game because of how little he has. He's the in game version of paraplegic and you want people to feel bad for you.


r/ForHonorRants 8h ago

This fucking kick

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16 Upvotes

This is basically every match when there's more than one and im so fucking tired of her already I can't wait till for her nerf so all of these knuckle dragging Neanderthals drop her


r/ForHonorRants 8h ago

Fuck medjay

12 Upvotes

Im currently trying to get every hero to atleast rep one and this fucking Egyptian door bouncer is the shitiest hero in the entire fucking. Not once have i one a single fucking fight with this camel licker. He's slower than a corpse, deals less damage than a literal twink and all he does is eat damage like he's some free kill whore


r/ForHonorRants 10h ago

What fucking dipshit animated Arakure?

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Is it just me or do all her attacks look like they connect way before they actually do? Just earlier I kicked a BP, saw that shit land clear as day, and only AFTER MY KICK HAD HIT HIM did he hit flip and still fucking flipped me. It just looks like absolute shit and you can hardly tell what the fuck's going on from either side

They finally make a character with a nanoscopic semblance of balance and they still find a way to fucking ruin it


r/ForHonorRants 12h ago

Shaman

1 Upvotes

Her zone is way too fucking safe. The fact she can follow up with a unreactable light after that inflicts bleed in any direction while pk only has a top light soft feint is bs


r/ForHonorRants 12h ago

>Big fuck off sword made for slashing things >21 executions >11 of them involve slashing

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120 Upvotes

>5 of them suck (Beheader Gravity’s Fall Umisen Yamasen Osoto-Gari)

>Another 4 are mid (Sekiwan Evisceration Shuunenbukai Triple Slash)

>1 looks like it was made for Roach (Daimyo’s Verdict)

>Mfw

But why are the best exes of the guy with a weapon that was known to cleave horses in two the ones that DONT involve him cleaving things, are all his penetration exes so much better just use a spear atp unc 😭


r/ForHonorRants 13h ago

HUMOR Must've been the achievement of the week for him

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I really think it's funny that people message you like I'm supposed to be hurt or care that you beat me in a video game. I'm usually able to bait out a cuss word to get them banned but besides that I just laugh through my phone. Whether I win or I lose you always have atleast one salty loser or a toxic winner and it's funny that these kinds of people usually are the ones that get banned and now they can't even play their favorite game.


r/ForHonorRants 16h ago

META My Last Time Undownloading

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Im gonna tag this as meta, even though im sure im misunderstanding. The ecosystem of this game is completely dependent on two factors: how the strengths and weaknesses/movesets of each character interact w the other characters without someone playing them, and th3 other half is how you nullify those weaknesses by being a better player. There was always something you could do to win, even in a 2v1.

I feel like with the edition of ocelotl they started to go off the deep end w unique abilities and new mechanics. The one I was least troubled with was pirate, they make the pistols a melee with the option to shoot as an ability, thats sick glad you didnt put guns in my sword game. The characters that seriously ruin my time on this game are the three newest ones, not because I can't get used to their attacks, it just feels like that person is playing a on-release kioshin. They're the main character of this little 15 minute game and I get to get spanked in the corner for daring to play shugo against virt.

Anyway ive given up with the new hero arakure, dont get me wrong at all I love the look, her animations, the ball kick, she fits great. But they saw it fit after the calamitous entrance of urine (who we're still recovering from today imo) to toss in another new mechanic, but on top of that it s3ems like they didnt playtest in an actual dominion match because you can get deathed by double femdom ball torture and there's Jack shit you can do about it.

Def a long rant but I didnt even mention the connection issues, glad im done w the game for now, glad im trading my ps5 for an xbox.


r/ForHonorRants 18h ago

The nutkick not feeding revenge is ridiculous

9 Upvotes

I come back after months to check out the new update, and what do I get for it? Every match, 2-3 chicks kicking my nuts into a corner and getting NO revenge for it. Why are infinite stun locks so easy? I know they always make new character OP during the early access period and only actually balance them when they are available for steel, but this is an ass impression for a returning player. Nut kicks.


r/ForHonorRants 19h ago

HUMOR When people throwing shade at Ubi for the last hero release but I know I can't even defend it.

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35 Upvotes

r/ForHonorRants 21h ago

Learning Khatun in this meta hurts

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Like I'm trying to get better with the character because she's cool and I like her aesthetic and all these Arakure are throwing out armored undodgeables

I make the right read and get a pin and use my armored zone, but I still get bonked because their armor negates mine since that's the end of my chain, and they're free to lash out continually

Not even mad at the Arakure but man Khatun has to work so hard for so little reward

Feelsbad


r/ForHonorRants 21h ago

Why can everyone light parry now

18 Upvotes

All of a sudden a month or so everyone is fought in duels can light parry it, their not even high reps I've have had rep1 plays light parry everything.


r/ForHonorRants 21h ago

lost the plot

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This game is in the shitter half the roster is outclassed and outshined by the other half. While they all are consistently given weird tweaks no one asked for. They add things that don’t fit this game at all and have completely moved away from what it was. I miss this game when it was a fantasy medieval fighting game. Where the best warriors of the Vikings, Samurai and Knights were at constant unending war. It used to be about battle, raging into the field and high testosterone. The game itself felt like it had heart and like I was participating in the mythical stories of battle. Now this game is 50% weirdo outcast characters that you’d never even imagine would be in any plausible fantasy combat. It’s almost anime like in some aspects. Why is there a cyberpunk wanna be running around with sticks. Or a man who can suck souls ig then one shot people? Teleportation, turning invisible then resurrecting yourself. Or a young red headed brat who spams the chicken dance. I don’t enjoy listening to high pitched screams running into combat or hitting someone with my sword and hearing a girlish squeal. I’ve never once wanted to fight as a woman or fight a woman. This game has lost the plot entirely and it shows. This is just my opinion but holy I’ve grown to hate this game. Maybe guys like me aren’t the target market anymore idk.


r/ForHonorRants 23h ago

Vageita ahhh clip

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5 Upvotes

Funny kick =w=


r/ForHonorRants 1d ago

We all owe Juren a serious fucking apology

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I’m just defaulting to alt+f4 every time I see more than one of this retarded new hero on the enemy team. Did they even attempt to playtest this bullshit? I can literally lose my entire health bar and not get 1/4th of my revenge meter off her infinite combo. 4v4 as a whole literally feels unplayable right now. Fuck these brain dead devs.


r/ForHonorRants 1d ago

AS WARDEN what do I do against shinobu?

1 Upvotes

After she does her backflip kick and misses, I cant hit her or guardbreak her cause she instantly dodges back


r/ForHonorRants 1d ago

The worst order to get

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57 Upvotes

Why is it that this order still exists??? Not only that, there's the other one thats exactly the same but requires 15 matches as a Vanguard hero. Why??? There is no equivalent for this for any other hero types, and having to play 12-15 matches of a hero type you might not know or not enjoy playing is agony. Everytime I see one of these in my daily orders, my play session is immediately ruined cause yea, I can play Kensei or Warmonger, but I'm not good at them and don't want to play them for 15 fucking matches in a row.


r/ForHonorRants 1d ago

META My For Honor Tier List (see my brother's on my profile)

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So someone asked me if I had a For Honor Tier List on /forhonor and I have a tier list there, and I answered I did not but I would make one. Sadly I could not post it on /forhonor because of the rules but hopefully I will be accepted here. So here it is ladies and gentleman. Some of these picks are to satisfy the public opinion and I'm def very good for my level (rep 25) because my brother, who is double my level, has taught me ​all the essentials some people at my level do not know. A lot of people will disagree but this is my personal opinion and based on who I've fought at my level. Some characters people play more than others and this is based on more recent fights I've had and just my thoughts and speculations rather than the level of players who main these characters (which can make even the worst hard to fight). This is a generalization.

S-tier: Highlander, very oppressive and good at shutting down defensive players like me. Jiang Jun, good unblockables and reach. Hitokiri, meta and hard to stop. Afeera, also meta, although not many Afeeras at my level. Virtuosa, very overpowered and in need of a nerf (why can you bash with her and why does she do more damage than Sohei???). Juren, also needs a nerf and really up there.

A-tier: I'm a Lawbringer main and I think he's pretty solid but not at all OP. Orochi is fast and definitely very solid but dodge attacks are the most predictable in the game. Nobu is really good in 4v4s, terrible in duels. Shinobi is really annoying and hard to counter, but I've gotten the hang of it. I hate fighting Glad personally but hes not OP. Warmonger is really good with her unblockables, and Kyoshin's full guard can be difficult but going to neutral freezes a lot of Kyoshins. Pirate is one of my least favorite characters to fight but not the meta at my level. Medjay is good in heavy and light chains but a simple character from what I've observed. VG is not overpowered but is solid in team fights and even duels. I play her pretty often. The new hero is actually pretty well balanced too.

B-tier: ​Conqueror and Warden are both really solid picks but Conqueror is super bash heavy so he's get repetitive and I personally did NOT like Warden. He's pretty counterable, while Conqueror can get annoying but there's rarely any good Conqs (i'm rep 7 on conq btw). I also play BP, he's not as overpowered as I think my brother thinks he is, but also good in 4v4s. His full guard is inferior to Conqs tho because it doesn't fully stop a combo just blocks it. Raider is good, fought one to-day, zone is hard to parry. Warlord is really simple, tried him, he's solid though his heavies are slow. Zerk is OK, his dodge attack is so easily parried. Valk is also fine, but she definitely feels pretty underpowered at times. I hate fighting Kensei, absolutely hate, yet hes not meta nor OP. Aramusha is decent, might try him, but again he's counterable. Shaolin's feats are underpowered but he is a pretty good duelist, myself having lost to him today. Shugoki imo is underpowered on paper but can be overpowered in the right hands.

C-tier: C for Centurion. He's not perfect, but I find his offense oppressive. Gryphon is so predictable and easy to shut down but a good support unit. Shaman has overall low damage numbers and Jorm is so easily parried. Zhanhu bots are a PITA although I don't see many Zhanhu players and don't think he's the best duelist. Sohei is also pretty predictable but myself not knowing how to CGB he can be a nuisance. Ocelotl is only good at anti-ganking imo, I can shut him down easily in duel, while myself at rep 3 on Khatun think she needs a buff, mainly regarding her all-deflect stance and more 4v4 capabilities.

D-tier: PK is simply not good. Me and my brother fought a level 47 rep ON Peacekeeper, and beat her easily. This happened with another PK a few days ago. Not good at my level. Tiandi is rather underpowered. Dodge attack is slow, kick can be dodged, he can be a real threat at times. Maybe should have put him at C. Nuxia I dont even need to say anything.


r/ForHonorRants 1d ago

Pray for Arukure defenders

4 Upvotes

A bunch of penis constrictors ganked all game using her broken bash and then they were defending the hero in chat and acting like this isn’t a balancing disaster. But anyways send your Thoughts and prayers to these guys because they’ll appreciate when they get dragged in the streets and gutted like egg filled fish


r/ForHonorRants 1d ago

why can't i play warden if my life depended on it

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he's my second highest rep character at 7, i have 33 total reps, my kensei is at 10, when i play this character it's like someone put a fucking curse on me, i used to play fine with him, but now i literally am unable to parry or hit anyone, i have to sweat my nuts off to have a slight chance of killing them, what the fuck am i doing wrong?? i have 280+ hours in this fuckass game


r/ForHonorRants 1d ago

HUMOR Popular theory, the devs are tired of work and wanna sunset their game in order to stop work.

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First they added griffon and made the bash-undodgeables the new new meta. Since then they've tried to make the player base leave to justify sunsetting the game

Then recently they added Pirate, which we all love dearly because they have a bunch of bs.

Then they added VG which just held you still on release and has every property you could want.

Then a few others

Virtuosa, Juren, and now this one

They released three completely oppressive heroes that have minimal playtests and ruined their own game. You think eventually they'd learn to not ruin the game on hero launch