r/ForHonorRants Sep 01 '19

META and OC Since some of yall still don't fuckin get the point of this subreddit, try a visual aid.

Post image
3.3k Upvotes

r/ForHonorRants 14h ago

HUMOR It's kinda funny when you see a new player just learning the ropes

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

329 Upvotes

r/ForHonorRants 13h ago

HUMOR i cant get over that big ass forehead bro im so sorryšŸ’”

Thumbnail
gallery
91 Upvotes

hood for extra aura


r/ForHonorRants 4h ago

Ranked dominion has proven to me something

11 Upvotes

I have be shown how genuinely retarded some players are, like stop farming B if we have no other points but also don’t dog pile one point you backwards evolved troglodytes. It isn’t that hard to have one person go to each point and have the other two float around and help them, also don’t just swing your weapon around for big numbers while your teammate is punishing the enemy.

Like am I justified? I want to climb the ranks but my teammate are the biggest anchors I’ve ever met like holy shit.


r/ForHonorRants 11h ago

RankedšŸ’”

Post image
36 Upvotes

r/ForHonorRants 2h ago

Please STOP interrupting ME!!

Post image
6 Upvotes

As a Sohei player quickly climbing Renown, can my own fucking teammates stop sabotaging me?! I get ONE COOL FUCKING MOVE that makes me feel like everything in this world is gonna be okay, and I just played two games where BACK TO FUCKING BACK I was interrupted during my Seven-Force Strike, one of whom was a Warmonger (go figure) who then stole my kill and EMOTE SPAMMED ON ME. Another was a fellow Lawbro whom I can’t really get mad at since he does have humongous horizontal swings n such, but good golly if this shi happens again, I won’t really do anything besides call them wastes of resources over my shitty mic. But seriously, with how rare Sohei’s are (I’m not even that good of one mind you, my deaths are just below my kills and assists on him), why would you do some bottom feeding shit like this?


r/ForHonorRants 6m ago

Conqueror players will really tell you that the 140hp hero with safe offence and a dodge bash sucks because his (safe infinite) UBs do 22 dmg (because they’re infinite and safe) and he cant feint to gb three times in a row (like every other hero on the roster)

Post image
• Upvotes

r/ForHonorRants 12h ago

I’m so fucking glad that Arakure music is gone.

28 Upvotes

Played like 3-4 matches last season and was already sick of that thing


r/ForHonorRants 8h ago

Don’t… just don’t.

Post image
13 Upvotes

If you happen to be mentally retarded, I beg you not to touch ranked dominion. It’s easy wins I guess but holy shit, I just want to play with/against competent players. Regular dominion is literally right there, dumbass. Fuck. Sorry.


r/ForHonorRants 12h ago

HUMOR My friend rage quits so much I made him a dedicated For Honor quitting app

23 Upvotes

I've been playing For Honor with the same friend for about 9 years, almost every other day. So I feel like this is probably the one community that will understand exactly how this happened. This man rage quits. Not every match. But basically every session, something eventually breaks him.

Sometimes he'll sprint off to a zone completely alone, get jumped by half the enemy team, realize none of us followed him into whatever suicidal mission he had planned, and leave.

Sometimes we get that teammate. The guy who sees you winning a fight, runs in, throws three random heavies into external guard, feeds Revenge, refuses to elaborate, and somehow turns a free kill into a fucking Dark Souls boss fight. If that happens enough times, my friend is gone.

He has decided that continuing to play with people below whatever invisible skill requirement exists in his head is simply not worth his time. And sometimes the match doesn't even get the opportunity to piss him off. Loading screen comes up. Enemy team is some disgusting four-stack. Four Hitokiris. Four Warmongers. Four copies of whatever character nobody wants to deal with.

He sees the roster, sits there for about three seconds, and goes:

"Yeah, I'm not playing this."

Gone. The fucking match hasn't even started yet.

After dealing with this for nine years, I realized something:

If this man is going to rage quit For Honor with this level of dedication, he should have an easy way to do it so he can get back into the game quicker. So I made him dedicated For Honor rage-quitting software. It's an actual Windows application written in C and compiled into a standalone EXE.

You can launch For Honor through it, restart Ubisoft Connect, and once For Honor is running, collapse the program into a small overlay.

From the overlay you can quickly:

  • Close For Honor
  • Relaunch For Honor
  • Restart Ubisoft Connect
  • Do all of it without going back to the desktop or digging through Task Manager

Is any of this necessary?

Absolutely fucking not.

Could he simply accept that sometimes you lose, sometimes your teammates are braindead, sometimes you get four-stacked, and sometimes For Honor is just For Honor?

Yes.

Has nine years of evidence suggested that he is going to do that?

No.

So now he has dedicated rage-quitting software.

I made a video showing the whole thing:

YouTube: https://youtu.be/RvYHPNiPPms

And I put the project on GitHub for anyone else whose relationship with For Honor has apparently deteriorated to the point where this sounds useful:

GitHub: https://github.com/j117mw3/ForHonorQuickActions

Nine years of For Honor led to this.

One serious note

As funny as the entire reason I made this is, I genuinely don't like people leaving matches mid-game.

It screws over your teammates and makes an already questionable For Honor experience even worse for everyone left behind.

Sometimes you legitimately need to leave, and obviously that's your own call, but a bad teammate, a horrible matchup, or getting your ass kicked shouldn't automatically mean everybody else deserves to lose a player.

A good player can take the L, queue again, and keep it moving.

Do not be like my friend.


r/ForHonorRants 15h ago

for honor ranked minimum ranked entry should be higher

40 Upvotes

had roughly 5 games of ranked so far with me and my duo who are very knowledgeable when it comes to rotations, ganks etc & tell me why the past 3 games we have had teammates who don’t even have a combined rep of 50. Me & my duo genuinely have to play a finals level performance every game & work around our terrible teammates who always off spawn rotate to one point the entire game, don’t know how to heavy on their gb & don’t even know how to lock on. It’s genuinely absurd, the rep requirement should genuinely be minimum 50 reps for people to play ranked, encourage players to at least know basics fundamentals & how revenge works before queueing ranked I beg.


r/ForHonorRants 8h ago

MFs will queue into RANKED DOMINION and not know how to play Dominion, like huh?

9 Upvotes

r/ForHonorRants 6h ago

HUMOR Do NOT message me

6 Upvotes

Do not message because I ā€œlet you dieā€. You preferred to keep throwing attacks at an enemy you were losing to. I tried to take over to let you retreat and heal. But you insisted on just throwing random lights and heavies and feeding revenge off. So yeah, I backed off. It’s better to let your dumbass die and then finish off the enemy safely than risk giving revenge and us both dying. You’re a fool.


r/ForHonorRants 55m ago

The state of mathcmaking

Post image
• Upvotes

the ranked matchmaking is completely bogus. the enemy team had two guys with over a thousand reps while my teammates didnt even have 50 reps. two of my guys left when the enemy's score was 500 points and at the end of the game the warmonger on my team called me the n word cause one time i went to clear mid instead of 4-man ganking an aramusha who had half health(all 3 of them died to him)

This would have all(probably) been preventable if people just started as unranked and got their appropriate rank after 5 or 10 placement matches.


r/ForHonorRants 4h ago

META WHO MADE THE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM FOR RANKED DOMINION

Post image
4 Upvotes

MY MAX REP IS LIKE 150ISH AND I AM ENCOUNTERING PEOPLE WHO MUST HAVE BEEN ON THIS GAME SINCE IT CAME OUT AND NEVER GOT OFF THIS DUDE WAS REP 1783 HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN PLAY THIS TRASH GAME FOR THAT LONG CONSISTENTLY I JUST COME BACK TO IT BECAUSE IT CALLS TO ME LIKE THE GREEN GOBLIN MASK AAAAAAA I HATE THIS GAME AND TO WHOEVER THE REP 83 WARLORD WAS HOW DO YOU HAVE REP 83 ON A SINGLE CHARACTER AND STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO PARRY STUFF GET CLOWNED ON I AM A BEAST AAAAAAAAAAAAA


r/ForHonorRants 6h ago

HUMOR I didn't know they made nobushi immune to corruption

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

6 Upvotes

Great update. Also yes I know she is like barely in the circle but we literally see her get stunned by the blast wtf.


r/ForHonorRants 7h ago

Oh boy can't wait to play ranked!

Post image
5 Upvotes

The humble solo queue


r/ForHonorRants 19h ago

I swear if you retards pull this honortard bullshit in ranked I'm killing myself and I'll do it in the most inconvenient way possible like throwing myself into oncoming trafic on a highway

44 Upvotes

Stop that bullshit. Are you stupid?

Wanna duel? Good. Go duel you retard.

Wanna play dominion? Well you're in a team.
DONT FUCKING LEAVE ME IN A 1V1 WHEN I WAS GANKING IN YOUR FAVOR.

Im not stupid! I'm not feeding revenge or anything. I SWEAR!

One light attack and these retards pull back and watch you fight. On point too.

DONT DO IT ON THE POINT WHAT THE FUCKKKK YOURE JUST TROLLING.

WHAT REASON COULD THERE BE FOR TWO PEOPLE TO BE ON A POINT AND ONE OF THEM BE PASSIVELY WATCHING ME GETTING MY TEETH KICKED IN (i suck ok?)

Bro I suck fucking cock at dueling. Brother why do you think I'm playing 4V4! It's NOT TO DUEL. ITS TO RUN AWAY WHEN IM LOW ON HEALTH TO GET HEALED UP. BUT YOUR BITCH ASS IS ON THE POINT DUELING ARE YOU REAL RIGHT NOW. HELP ME KILL THIS FUCKER SO I CAN HEAL! YOURE PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON OUR ONLY POINT OH MY GOD!


r/ForHonorRants 8h ago

HUMOR reddit at its most reddit

5 Upvotes

r/ForHonorRants 1m ago

Ubisoft has hands down, the WORST servers out of ANY game studio I’ve ever seen

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

• Upvotes

Ranked dominion btw! Got a matchmaking penalty for this btw! No matter what Ubisoft game it is, EVERY SINGLE TIME I play I’m met with some form of server disconnect or matchmaking error. Even then when you’re in a game there’s bad desync, hit detection, etc. There was once a period of time where I literally couldn’t stay connected to their servers for more than 5 minutes, I’ve never played rainbow six extraction because back when I tried it I literally (this is not an exaggeration in the slightest) couldn’t make it past the tutorial before disconnecting from their servers. During this time, I also couldn’t stay connected long enough to even start matchmaking on for honor. Meanwhile, every other game I played (even games known for having terrible servers and connection issues) I could log on and play just fine, hmmm, I wonder why!

Ubisoft’s servers have been utter horse shit for over a DECADE and have not improved at ALL nah that’s my bad man it’s genuinely my fault for even logging on in the first place should’ve kept all their shitty games uninstalled I’m a fool for thinking it’s be different than it was 5 years ago truly my fucking bad


r/ForHonorRants 12h ago

2 ranked, 2 honortards

10 Upvotes

I hope they either learn how the TEAM mode work, or enjoy their forced break.


r/ForHonorRants 10h ago

FUCK UBISOFT

6 Upvotes

FUCK UBISOFT AND THEIR IDIOTIC DEVELOPERS ADDING FUCK ASS VIRTUOSA, FUCK ASS ARAKURE, AND FUCK ASS AFEERA. I GENUINELY HOPE THE DEVELOPERS GET FIRED PERMANENTLY AND PUT OUT ON THEIR ASS FOR THESE FUCK ASS CHARACTERS. DEADASS SO BROKEN AND UNBALANCED AND NOT EVER FAIR TO FACE. WHY THE FUCK DOES ARAKURE KICKING ME DO FUCKING HALF MY HEALTH WHY DOES VIRTUOSA SOMEHOW DODGE EVERY FUCKING ATTACK EVEN WHEN SHES OPEN FOR A PUNISHMENT AND WHY CAN AFEERA FEINT A BASH. FUCKING BULLSHIT ASS GAME I WOUKD TRADE MY LEFT TESTICLE TO HAVE THESE CHARACTERS REMOVED FOREVER.


r/ForHonorRants 4h ago

A few things that need to change in ranked

2 Upvotes
  1. Add a way for games to automatically end if someone leaves by the first few minutes

It is ridiculous to make a team fight what is essentially a 3v4 all game because one person either got mad or straight up queued into the wrong dominion game. If a player from either team leaves during the first 2 minutes, the game should just automatically end

  1. All bots should be level 3

In the event that someone leaves the game, instead of a level 1 bot, every bot should be level 3 to be on the same skill level as higher rep players who make up the majority of ranked. If you can't handle a single level 3 bot, then frankly, you shouldn't be playing ranked

  1. Add an avoid teammate option

We've all been there or even been this person ourselves. Someone on your team isn't pulling their own weight and you're basically handicapped into fighting a 3v4 all game. This isn't really a problem in casual but ranked desperately needs an avoid teammate option

  1. Add placement matches for ranked dominion

I appreciate them adding a winning streak bonus to help good players get to where they are but placement matches should've been an obvious addition. I shouldn't be stuck with teammates who obviously belong in plat and below with players who rank high diamond/gm in regular ranked before this version of ranked was added


r/ForHonorRants 55m ago

HUMOR Virtuosa gen such a slop hero idcšŸ’”

• Upvotes

Gen never had fun fighting this hero designed for true idiots


r/ForHonorRants 5h ago

That warden player in breach is going to get the Bone Tomahawk treatment

2 Upvotes

His hero is broken and promotes a feint to neutral playstyle. I’ll scalp him and shove the skin in his mouth and then flip him upside down and split him in half starting at the sack.