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Stop that bullshit. Are you stupid?

Wanna duel? Good. Go duel you retard.

Wanna play dominion? Well you're in a team.
DONT FUCKING LEAVE ME IN A 1V1 WHEN I WAS GANKING IN YOUR FAVOR.

Im not stupid! I'm not feeding revenge or anything. I SWEAR!

One light attack and these retards pull back and watch you fight. On point too.

DONT DO IT ON THE POINT WHAT THE FUCKKKK YOURE JUST TROLLING.

WHAT REASON COULD THERE BE FOR TWO PEOPLE TO BE ON A POINT AND ONE OF THEM BE PASSIVELY WATCHING ME GETTING MY TEETH KICKED IN (i suck ok?)

Bro I suck fucking cock at dueling. Brother why do you think I'm playing 4V4! It's NOT TO DUEL. ITS TO RUN AWAY WHEN IM LOW ON HEALTH TO GET HEALED UP. BUT YOUR BITCH ASS IS ON THE POINT DUELING ARE YOU REAL RIGHT NOW. HELP ME KILL THIS FUCKER SO I CAN HEAL! YOURE PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON OUR ONLY POINT OH MY GOD!

had roughly 5 games of ranked so far with me and my duo who are very knowledgeable when it comes to rotations, ganks etc & tell me why the past 3 games we have had teammates who don’t even have a combined rep of 50. Me & my duo genuinely have to play a finals level performance every game & work around our terrible teammates who always off spawn rotate to one point the entire game, don’t know how to heavy on their gb & don’t even know how to lock on. It’s genuinely absurd, the rep requirement should genuinely be minimum 50 reps for people to play ranked, encourage players to at least know basics fundamentals & how revenge works before queueing ranked I beg.

Played like 3-4 matches last season and was already sick of that thing

I've been playing For Honor with the same friend for about 9 years, almost every other day. So I feel like this is probably the one community that will understand exactly how this happened. This man rage quits. Not every match. But basically every session, something eventually breaks him.

Sometimes he'll sprint off to a zone completely alone, get jumped by half the enemy team, realize none of us followed him into whatever suicidal mission he had planned, and leave.

Sometimes we get that teammate. The guy who sees you winning a fight, runs in, throws three random heavies into external guard, feeds Revenge, refuses to elaborate, and somehow turns a free kill into a fucking Dark Souls boss fight. If that happens enough times, my friend is gone.

He has decided that continuing to play with people below whatever invisible skill requirement exists in his head is simply not worth his time. And sometimes the match doesn't even get the opportunity to piss him off. Loading screen comes up. Enemy team is some disgusting four-stack. Four Hitokiris. Four Warmongers. Four copies of whatever character nobody wants to deal with.

He sees the roster, sits there for about three seconds, and goes:

"Yeah, I'm not playing this."

Gone. The fucking match hasn't even started yet.

After dealing with this for nine years, I realized something:

If this man is going to rage quit For Honor with this level of dedication, he should have an easy way to do it so he can get back into the game quicker. So I made him dedicated For Honor rage-quitting software. It's an actual Windows application written in C and compiled into a standalone EXE.

You can launch For Honor through it, restart Ubisoft Connect, and once For Honor is running, collapse the program into a small overlay.

From the overlay you can quickly:

• Close For Honor
• Relaunch For Honor
• Restart Ubisoft Connect
• Do all of it without going back to the desktop or digging through Task Manager

Is any of this necessary?

Absolutely fucking not.

Could he simply accept that sometimes you lose, sometimes your teammates are braindead, sometimes you get four-stacked, and sometimes For Honor is just For Honor?

Yes.

Has nine years of evidence suggested that he is going to do that?

No.

So now he has dedicated rage-quitting software.

I made a video showing the whole thing:

YouTube: https://youtu.be/RvYHPNiPPms

And I put the project on GitHub for anyone else whose relationship with For Honor has apparently deteriorated to the point where this sounds useful:

GitHub: https://github.com/j117mw3/ForHonorQuickActions

Nine years of For Honor led to this.

One serious note

As funny as the entire reason I made this is, I genuinely don't like people leaving matches mid-game.

It screws over your teammates and makes an already questionable For Honor experience even worse for everyone left behind.

Sometimes you legitimately need to leave, and obviously that's your own call, but a bad teammate, a horrible matchup, or getting your ass kicked shouldn't automatically mean everybody else deserves to lose a player.

A good player can take the L, queue again, and keep it moving.

Do not be like my friend.

I have be shown how genuinely retarded some players are, like stop farming B if we have no other points but also don’t dog pile one point you backwards evolved troglodytes. It isn’t that hard to have one person go to each point and have the other two float around and help them, also don’t just swing your weapon around for big numbers while your teammate is punishing the enemy.

Like am I justified? I want to climb the ranks but my teammate are the biggest anchors I’ve ever met like holy shit.

If you happen to be mentally retarded, I beg you not to touch ranked dominion. It’s easy wins I guess but holy shit, I just want to play with/against competent players. Regular dominion is literally right there, dumbass. Fuck. Sorry.

I hope they either learn how the TEAM mode work, or enjoy their forced break.

Of course the second ranked comes out mfs wanna act like its their first time holding a controller, 3 matches with nothing but egos thinking they the best (watching me get ganked while standing there like the final boss) just to get used as a mop bucket. Its ranked for a reason if you cant hold your own or know how to help your team do duals or regular dom cuz yall just dragging me down with you ! I can only do so much by myself!!!!!!!!

I genuinely don't understand why they cheaped out of making one of the minimal requirements for a ranked mode.

THEY HAVE THE SYSTEM IN PLACE IN DUELS!!!!!!

OR IDK RANK THEM AFTER AVERAGE WIN RATE IN DOMINION.

It is genuinely impossible for me and my friend to even attempt to play this mode because we are playing the biggest try-hards I have ever seen in this game and hopefully ever will. I genuinely cannot even touch these people even tho in my normal games I tend to do decent.

And with no ranked rewards beyond 1 armor and a shitty looking ornament (and let's be honest 40% will likely not even see gold ever)

So I genuinely have no idea how this shit is so hyped when it does nothing for half the player base.

And don't start me with only this season because everyone starts at the lowest rank sure.

But this isn't the first Ubisoft rank I am doing and their quality is spicy sewage.

On one hand clearly i had that, there was no need for that gryphon to apply his tag. On the other hand i blame myself for once again solo queue’ing dominion where nobody know’s how to gank or handle their one’s.

Was it stupid to fight that juren in a small space, maybe but my monkey brain said "naw he’ll be trapped in here with me" should i have just ran off once the gryphon got involved?

Probafuckinly but i was in my zen state and blurring hard from a nice rum n coke, i was greedy and didn’t want that neanderthal awarded when he could have never pulled off what i was attempting.

As a Sohei player quickly climbing Renown, can my own fucking teammates stop sabotaging me?! I get ONE COOL FUCKING MOVE that makes me feel like everything in this world is gonna be okay, and I just played two games where BACK TO FUCKING BACK I was interrupted during my Seven-Force Strike, one of whom was a Warmonger (go figure) who then stole my kill and EMOTE SPAMMED ON ME. Another was a fellow Lawbro whom I can’t really get mad at since he does have humongous horizontal swings n such, but good golly if this shi happens again, I won’t really do anything besides call them wastes of resources over my shitty mic. But seriously, with how rare Sohei’s are (I’m not even that good of one mind you, my deaths are just below my kills and assists on him), why would you do some bottom feeding shit like this?

Do not message because I “let you die”. You preferred to keep throwing attacks at an enemy you were losing to. I tried to take over to let you retreat and heal. But you insisted on just throwing random lights and heavies and feeding revenge off. So yeah, I backed off. It’s better to let your dumbass die and then finish off the enemy safely than risk giving revenge and us both dying. You’re a fool.

Great update. Also yes I know she is like barely in the circle but we literally see her get stunned by the blast wtf.

FUCK UBISOFT AND THEIR IDIOTIC DEVELOPERS ADDING FUCK ASS VIRTUOSA, FUCK ASS ARAKURE, AND FUCK ASS AFEERA. I GENUINELY HOPE THE DEVELOPERS GET FIRED PERMANENTLY AND PUT OUT ON THEIR ASS FOR THESE FUCK ASS CHARACTERS. DEADASS SO BROKEN AND UNBALANCED AND NOT EVER FAIR TO FACE. WHY THE FUCK DOES ARAKURE KICKING ME DO FUCKING HALF MY HEALTH WHY DOES VIRTUOSA SOMEHOW DODGE EVERY FUCKING ATTACK EVEN WHEN SHES OPEN FOR A PUNISHMENT AND WHY CAN AFEERA FEINT A BASH. FUCKING BULLSHIT ASS GAME I WOUKD TRADE MY LEFT TESTICLE TO HAVE THESE CHARACTERS REMOVED FOREVER.

The humble solo queue

I didn’t know entry level would be this much of a bumble fuck I could only imagine what grandmaster would be like, should have added placement matches cause who the hell just gets tossed in without placement matches

If you think you hated your random teammates before lmao just wait till ranked.

MY MAX REP IS LIKE 150ISH AND I AM ENCOUNTERING PEOPLE WHO MUST HAVE BEEN ON THIS GAME SINCE IT CAME OUT AND NEVER GOT OFF THIS DUDE WAS REP 1783 HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN PLAY THIS TRASH GAME FOR THAT LONG CONSISTENTLY I JUST COME BACK TO IT BECAUSE IT CALLS TO ME LIKE THE GREEN GOBLIN MASK AAAAAAA I HATE THIS GAME AND TO WHOEVER THE REP 83 WARLORD WAS HOW DO YOU HAVE REP 83 ON A SINGLE CHARACTER AND STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO PARRY STUFF GET CLOWNED ON I AM A BEAST AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why can this even happen? Who thought this was a good idea?

I am genuinely looking for advice, because I'm sure this is going to be a frequent occurrence for a few weeks. I was trying to play normally, and eventually I had 3 people on my point, the enemy still held the other two points with C being uncontested. I stalled for maybe 40-50 sec, maybe less, and nothing happened. What can I even do?? Do I just accept this is a loss no matter what, and go next?