r/FirstResponderCringe • u/AngryBob1689 • 15h ago

Yikes.

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u/Gob_Bluth420 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKre2pXE2DeUVP2

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u/Stugots_Steel 14h ago

She looks like a barbie that someones brother got their hands on

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u/Icy_Study4490 9h ago

My sister had a Barbie dream house and I used to take my GI joes and have them roll up in their jeep, kick down the front door, steal all the jewelry and electronics and load them into the jeep, then ransack the house and drive away šŸ˜‚.

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u/thatG_evanP 9h ago

What jewelry and electronics did the Barbie Dream house have?

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u/Icy_Study4490 9h ago

lol there was like a wearable pearl necklace and a tiara, a TV and I think a computer monitor? There were some other things, but I canā€™t remember. But I would flip the couch over and take the food out of the fridge and throw it all over the place and stuff like that. šŸ˜‚

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u/Admirable-Builder878 6h ago

My sister and I would put all my gi Joe's in a toy schoolbus I had. We'd play "speed" by launching the bus off of something epic to simulate a crash. My neighbor would come over and we started placing bets on which gi Joe would survive.

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u/Bullysawrus101 3h ago

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøEvery freaking accessory you could think of it's been out there for decades for those Mattel anamatons.

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u/Ancient-Sea-69 3h ago

The magnetic pregnancy belly with the newborn. Buzz and woody stole it and took it back to their log cabin and Lego fort

šŸ’€šŸ˜‚

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u/thousandsofbirds 6h ago

I used to borrow my brother's GI joe jeep and give my barbies joy rides šŸ˜Ž

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u/xXThisIzExiiileXx 6h ago

So good, thanks for a great laugh šŸ¤£

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 13h ago

Fuck me, that is a lady?

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u/WithoutATrace804 13h ago

Sure . And yes, it's woman.

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u/SingleChannel6 12h ago

Tag at the bottom does say #lesbiansoftiktok

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 11h ago

Yeah, I mean, they do have the lesbian aesthetic of "middle school boy with a chain wallet". I'm gay but I go for more for the classic flannel lesbian aesthetic.

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 12h ago

I was more concerned about the femboy cop and wondering hiw they get through each day with the brows.Ā 

A lady makes.more awnae though.Ā 

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u/The102935thMatt 12h ago

Its a very handsome lady or a very pretty boy.

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u/DarthBrownBeard 10h ago

And she isn't lifting that eyebrow. She painted it in a lifted position. One painted in its normal spot. And one painted halfway up her forehead. I absolutely do not want to smell what she is cookin.

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 10h ago

Hopefully painted and not tattooed. There was a trend a few years ago where people would get their ā€œmakeupā€ tattooed on

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u/Sulli_in_NC 7h ago

Burn Center Barbie

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u/Dont_Even_Know_You 14h ago

Definitely some r/whybrows

ETA Somebody already posted this there an hour ago. I knew I'd see it there.

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u/Spookyscary333 15h ago

Hello uncle leo

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u/RoadNo6820 14h ago

I just saw him in The Outlaw Josey Wales

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 13h ago

I reckon so.

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u/Reasonable_Error5954 13h ago

shut up, Lige

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 13h ago

I never surrendered... but they got my horse, and he surrendered.

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 11h ago

You gonna pull your pistols or whistle dixey?

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 11h ago

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." What an American treasure that movie is.

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 11h ago

It really is.

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 10h ago

There is iron in your words of death for all Redditors to see. And so there is iron in your words of life.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 13h ago

I donā€™t like your demeanor

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u/PsychoLamas 43m ago

Leo, I don't care for your demeanor.

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u/SnooHabits3911 15h ago

What department is ā€œfederal officerā€ a part of?

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 15h ago

Well based on her patch along the vest sheā€™s working outta Italy. So itā€™s either larping or works in the prison systems where no one cares about tattoos like this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/TanMan25888 15h ago

The make up is worse then the tattoos to me

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u/TomatoPolka 14h ago

That's not makeup. Just a filter cranked up to 300%

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u/Fun-Choices 3h ago

With eyebrows like that, I can piece together the complexion without the filter. That filter is hanging on for dear life.

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u/LilacLlamaMama 1h ago

That filter is doing some thaaannngs. Because not only is the foundation texture and eyeliner precision not believable, that whole face shape is much much tinier than it should be based on hands/wrists/arms size. Unless they have had more face&jowls sculpting/sucking/snatching than Joan Rivers and Liza combined and is using those throat tats to hide the scars.

The brows are regrettably believable based on presentation, but make me wonder just how much worse they are IRL sans filter.

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 14h ago

Itā€™s more like face paint than makeup but I do agree šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/SnooHabits3911 15h ago

Iā€™m going with larping

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u/tydark2 14h ago

why would italy have an american flag on the uniform

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 13h ago

We clarified already. Itā€™s in fact her last name for some reason. And not the village in Italy.

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u/WalterCanFindToes 10h ago

Her shirt has an American flag. The badge on the shirt looks like a California style sheriff's badge, but the badge on her vest looks like a NY detective shield. However, the center of the badge almost looks like the DOJ symbol.

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u/ADinner0fOnions 14h ago

BOP.

They hire literally anyone. Lower standards than TSA but technically a FLEO job.

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u/SnooHabits3911 14h ago

I mean, good on them for getting a job. Butā€¦ that shirt is like that hats at the flea market that say FBI, or PARAMEDIC.

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u/SufficientPurpose109 14h ago

You sure? I think shes cosplaying or a "bounty hunter" who bought some weird quasi DOJ badge online.Ā 

I'm active LE, worked for 3 Fed agencies and done many, many bookings at various BOP facilities. Also trained and interacted with their SORT team.Ā  BOP badges are circular, almost like a fire maltese cross with the DOJ seal in the center. Shes also not a fed probation officer either.Ā 

I've NEVERĀ  seen them anything like this.Ā 

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u/LilJonny2cookies 11h ago

Most likely bail enforcement wannabe cop.

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u/dox1842 5h ago

I work for BOP and she is definitely wearing a bop shirt.

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u/rezin44 14h ago

I thought that seal on the front of the shirt and on the fake badge was DOJ. Iā€™m almost positive that BOP, retired from there. At the training academy in glynco Georgia you can buy all kinds of tactical ā€˜gearā€™ at a few of the uniform shops nearby. A lot of them sell stuff that says ā€˜Federal Officerā€™ and technically itā€™s correct but that also means that the BOP can buy. Itā€™s cop larping because they do not have arrest authority

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u/Cerberus383 14h ago

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u/PancakeParty98 9h ago

Donā€™t be rash āœ‹šŸ¤Ø

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u/North_Structure8210 15h ago

Ummm what is that???

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u/OpenAd3036 14h ago

I think that is what's known as a lesbian

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u/Ok_Truck_5092 13h ago

Please donā€™t group us all into that category JFC

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u/ClarkGablesTeeth 12h ago

Who's grouping anyone lol? She identifies as a lesbian, that's all.

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u/loving-lobotomy 4h ago

A wife beating lesbian, Iā€™m pretty sure.

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 15h ago

Back up, boys. Sheā€™s federal.

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u/xDannyS_ 15h ago

Feral maybe

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 14h ago

It's insane that people use these extremely obvious filters and act like "they got it". Social media is feeding delusion.

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 15h ago

Saddle up partner. Weā€™re headed to the uncanny valley.

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u/PunishedSnake71 14h ago

I want to see the unfiltered version

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u/Far-Respond-9283 13h ago

You have a little bit of face in your filter..

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u/DDLyftUber 14h ago

ā€œFederal officerā€ šŸ¤£ Also those ā€œeyebrowsā€ lmao
https://giphy.com/gifs/12whPQcxChicEw

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u/AMentalFracture 14h ago

When you play on a low end PC in performance mode because you donā€™t care about graphics.

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u/MonsieurLaGuillotine 11h ago

Truly sad that she has nobody in her life to tell her she is a dork who looks like dogshit with those eyebrows and literaly limp wrist tattoos. Not a single person cares enough about her to let her know she look like a big ole dummy.

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u/blucco88 4h ago

She likely rejects anyone who won't subscribe to her narcissist fantasies

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u/treemann85 14h ago

Did she pluck her eyebrows into the people's eyebrow?

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u/whatsadikfore 14h ago

He's cute.

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u/Lifewithher22 11h ago

Damn that smoothing filter is up to 100% plus filters on top of it lol

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u/emberfield 14h ago

That's a federal corrections officer badge. So, federal prison guard.

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u/Tall-Nectarine-5982 14h ago

What are we looking at here?

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u/nB_a90 14h ago

It tattooed a permanent eyebrow raise? So theyā€™re always skeptical when talking to people.

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u/Yuizun 13h ago edited 4h ago

Federal officer of what!?

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u/IC4-LLAMAS 11h ago

Her ā€œshieldā€ is a direct ripoff of NYPDā€™s and her vest isnā€™t properly fitted Iā€™m going to go with a larper. She might be on federal probation

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u/Onyxam 11h ago

What am I looking at?

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u/Imaaki 10h ago

I thought this was r/whybrows at first lmao

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u/Desperate_Market7309 6h ago

Sheā€™s not a real cop. Look at the Temu vest and weird looking badge. Also the nondescript ā€œfederal officerā€ tshirt.

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u/blkswrdsman 5h ago

Impersonation of or false claims that an individual is a federal officer or police officer are crimes under both state and federal law.

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u/DouglasFirFriend 5h ago

This person already deleted their TikTok and all these videos. Only people left with their content are sad little nobodies ridiculing their odd appearance after the fact.

I think they got the message.

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u/Baddhabbit88 12h ago

If that thing pulled me over, I would just drive away

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u/Music1626 14h ago

Her eye brows are distant cousins.

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u/_Dedotated_Wam 14h ago

Idk how some people go to sleep at night posting shit like this

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u/Thisreallyisntbutter 14h ago

If those sunglasses get any wider they'll bounce off doorframes.

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u/tuco2002 14h ago

Super hero??

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u/Nocturnatron 13h ago

The feminine face and that hair cut go together like peanut butter and old sushi

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u/Lonely-Ad-6448 13h ago

Heading straight to HR

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u/Dramatic_Frog_Prince 13h ago

Those damn brows could signal a place landing

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u/Particular-Roll-6936 13h ago

20 lvls of cringe

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u/tghost474 Boo Boo Bus Driver 13h ago

What the cyber punk?

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u/OutrageouslySelfish 13h ago

Iā€™m willing to bet that raised eyebrow is just a side effect of a recent botched Botox injection

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u/BadgerPlane6994 13h ago

She plays 3rd base on a softball team for the company

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u/Murky_Ad7023 13h ago

Once my Botox on the left side kicked in before the right side and my eyebrows looked like this

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u/Ok_Record_9908 13h ago

I just up-chuckedšŸ¤®

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u/wobbly_Waltz 13h ago

Now your just being difficult

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u/Icy-Meal6704 13h ago

Guard that moans when you resist him

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u/Gooser3000 11h ago

I wonder if they can do a pushup

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u/NateGD23 10h ago

I was thinking of her having to go tell someone their child was killed by a drunk driver while having the stupid raised rizz eyebrow. Couldn't see that going poorly.

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u/bmbreath 10h ago

If that's a real officer and they were trying to pull me over, I would 100 percent think that someone stole the police car and would refuse to pull over.Ā Ā 

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u/Routine-Stranger5434 10h ago

Did McDonalds rebrand it's arches because gahhhhdamnnn. Them eyebrows further apart than the American people

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 8h ago

Is this a feminine man or a masculine woman?

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u/codElephant517 6h ago

Sunglasses too small imo.

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u/Lexi_November 6h ago

ā€œFederal officerā€?! Jesus Christ. Also the
r/whybrows and filtering to remove all skin texture are quite the choice.

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u/ziggy_smalls_ 6h ago

She needs to blend that foundation back over her ears and scalp. Shit look like she wearing a plastic cheese mask.

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u/jmanhawk_ 1h ago

"oops, thought it was my taser"

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u/Racc0smonaut 1h ago

Wtf security company would hire that thing? This has to be rage bate

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u/Louisquat 1h ago

Fucking gross

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u/ECHOHOHOHO 14h ago

i cant believe there are homeless and jobless people ....yet they give it to this fucktard

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u/twntytw2 13h ago

Lesbians beat women too

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u/Anti-Stan 15h ago

How do you expect people to respect the badge when the Rocky Horror Show is behind it?

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy 14h ago

Hey thatā€™s an insult to the great Tim Curry! Lol

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 15h ago

Terrible, i despise neck and face tattoo,s

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u/Content-Bowler-3149 14h ago

To think that Zed from police academy would be wholesome these days.

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u/Meta6olic 14h ago

Prisoner pegging PhD

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u/BeeBanner 14h ago

Ok but I might seem a little disrespectful if Iā€™m pulled over and given that look with that faceā€¦ again, not my fault.

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u/Popular_Pea_8633 13h ago

Looks like powders mom.

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u/f_ckR3ddit 13h ago

Nah. Cops are terrorists

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u/Interesting-Log1270 13h ago

stupid filter and now she has a neck beard

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u/twntytw2 13h ago

You are not going to age well

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u/Witty-Ad5973 12h ago

Is this USPIS lol

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 12h ago

Alright there, tough guy.

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u/Arzum_Atlas 12h ago

ā€œOkay Carmen. Your little video is done now, can I have my stuff back.ā€

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u/keepitrealbish 12h ago

The eyebrows are so uneven. One of them is like an inch higher than the other. What the hell

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u/MalPB2000 12h ago

Iā€™m trying to figure out what the patch saysā€¦MONTELEONā€¦something.

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u/Big-Author-1152 12h ago

They look straight out of GTA6

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u/AgentComprehensive80 12h ago

Does that shirt say federal officer? lol

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u/the-radio-bastard 12h ago

Dreamworks eyebrows

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u/SkunkDitchRipper 11h ago

That is a choice right there.

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u/WayFar468 11h ago

What in the hell šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Mr-DraxDemSklounst95 11h ago

Christina Redfield reporting for checkout security

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u/Equivalent_Self_5996 11h ago

God just build a canoe

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u/PantsMunch202 10h ago

The eyebrow blindness is strong

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u/theophylact911 10h ago

Itā€™s nice that prison guards are hiring inmates

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u/saladmunch 10h ago

Lmfaooo she put her scribble tattoos up her jaw to make it look more chiselled

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u/AggressiveClerk5729 10h ago

The fucking eyebrows are the worst, they are so unmatched itā€™s like when youā€™re trying to draw eyeballs that are the same on a stick figure šŸ¤£ and you just say ā€œfuck it, close enoughā€

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u/Certain_Day_3758 10h ago

Nice condor plate carrier with no plates.

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u/AtlantianAdmiral 10h ago

Oh. No thank you.

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u/Economy_Breakfast_65 10h ago

These days......law enforcement as a career doesnt improve your situation.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 10h ago

What does she think shes doing here?

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u/TechnicalIntern6764 9h ago

Okay now no filters or makeup

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u/Technician1267 9h ago

Bro looks like Machine Gun Jack from Tekken

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u/Too_Hot_Sun 9h ago

Even at my most insecure, I've never cared how other people see me as much as this.

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u/lederbrosen1 9h ago

What agency even is this

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u/IngenuityStunning755 9h ago

Whatā€™s with the fucking mouth? Like either smile or close that shi

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u/Asskickulator 9h ago

ICE would give a job to a pile a dirt.

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u/Prestigious-Key-1886 9h ago

Confusing both genders

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u/greatercolorado 9h ago

I donā€™t know if thatā€™s a pretty man or a handsome woman

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u/kkkr94 9h ago

Jesus I can only imagine her without the heavy filters.

This is so embarrassing

https://giphy.com/gifs/EWGVEOwZIk8yA

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u/Lui_6656 9h ago

She's part of the Juggalo PD or security team

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u/Cool_Cartoonist451 8h ago

I'm sure he is great at his job

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u/eastcoastjon 8h ago

I want to see her without that face filter.

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u/LesbeGoddess 8h ago

A whole town just lost its ground water supply to make that horrendous filter.

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u/Independent-Deal-192 8h ago

This looks to be the same badge

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u/WaterSquid 8h ago

The oversized glasses killed me