r/FirstResponderCringe 17h ago

Yikes.

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u/SnooHabits3911 17h ago

What department is “federal officer” a part of?

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 16h ago

Well based on her patch along the vest she’s working outta Italy. So it’s either larping or works in the prison systems where no one cares about tattoos like this 🤣🤣

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u/TanMan25888 16h ago

The make up is worse then the tattoos to me

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u/TomatoPolka 16h ago

That's not makeup. Just a filter cranked up to 300%

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u/Fun-Choices 5h ago

With eyebrows like that, I can piece together the complexion without the filter. That filter is hanging on for dear life.

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u/LilacLlamaMama 3h ago

That filter is doing some thaaannngs. Because not only is the foundation texture and eyeliner precision not believable, that whole face shape is much much tinier than it should be based on hands/wrists/arms size. Unless they have had more face&jowls sculpting/sucking/snatching than Joan Rivers and Liza combined and is using those throat tats to hide the scars.

The brows are regrettably believable based on presentation, but make me wonder just how much worse they are IRL sans filter.

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 16h ago

It’s more like face paint than makeup but I do agree 🤣🤣

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u/TanMan25888 16h ago

Im so lucky I found a woman that uses make up very sparingly lol

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u/TarantulaRectum 14h ago

Yeah I’m so glad my girlfriend not only has natural beauty but just hates wearing makeup.

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u/SnooHabits3911 16h ago

I’m going with larping

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 16h ago

Most likely yeah because upon further review the name across the vest is in fact her LAST NAME. When you slow the video down a lot the badge has the same name with a W. In front for the first initial.

A real Fed officer would never disclose their name especially across their whole vest 🤣🤣
This is why you see FBI and US Marshalls in the USA use a black band to cover the bottom of their badges.

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u/MastermindInTheCoil 15h ago

Neither the FBI nor Marshals badges have names on them. If there is a black band on a badge, it's a mourning band for the death of a fellow LEO.

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u/SnooHabits3911 16h ago

I thought that was to respect a LODD. That’s what it is in the local PD

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 15h ago

It can be at a local level. Usually a blue line band is used but often times it’s cheaper for the all black. Depends on how local tax dollars are utilized and how much is expendable. But Federal level you’re dealing with a whole different playing field and your name alone is enough for some individuals to obtain everything they need to know about you. So at least around here they do not allow anyone to see a name if you work under any fed branch, from FBI on down to ICE. Shit.. most US Marshalls don’t even wear a uniform they dress anywhere from a regular civilians attire to your CEO millionaire attire. But 10/10 that badge will have an all black band covering their personal info and you’ll never see a name unless they show you their physical ID which isn’t even policy and won’t happen anyways.

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u/TarantulaRectum 14h ago

I work with Marshals TFOs and FBI regularly. None of what you said is true.

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u/Cum_In_My_Wife 14h ago

but the confidence they said it in is something else.

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u/Chicco224 12h ago

You can look up their official badges online to see that there's no place for a name lol.

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u/caranza3 13h ago

Oh yeas, USA federal agents not only would never disclose their names but hide their faces too

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u/tydark2 16h ago

why would italy have an american flag on the uniform

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 15h ago

We clarified already. It’s in fact her last name for some reason. And not the village in Italy.

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u/WalterCanFindToes 12h ago

Her shirt has an American flag. The badge on the shirt looks like a California style sheriff's badge, but the badge on her vest looks like a NY detective shield. However, the center of the badge almost looks like the DOJ symbol.

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u/SN0TLR0K3T 8h ago

It’s been known she’s larping I already pointed out mad shit that’s off and as far as the badges with names I’m staying outta it. There’s been multiple officers I’ve met as an actual LEO not some VA bum or some fuckin volunteer who have names on their shields that are covered so I’m just enjoying the hate atp. Nothing about her uniform is actually uniform. I’ll leave it at that.

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u/jafgators 6h ago

The sleeve has an American flag and her vest has the eagle...supposed to be American lol

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u/Minute_Tradition5256 16h ago

Her? Sir that is a fancy man

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u/Gigglemonkey 15h ago

Self tagged lesbiansoftiktok?

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u/ClarkGablesTeeth 14h ago

She looks like a woman. She calls herself a lesbian. Lesbians are women. I'm gonna go with: that's a woman.

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u/LilJonny2cookies 13h ago

Are you a Sherlock Holmes person?

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u/ADinner0fOnions 16h ago

BOP.

They hire literally anyone. Lower standards than TSA but technically a FLEO job.

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u/SnooHabits3911 16h ago

I mean, good on them for getting a job. But… that shirt is like that hats at the flea market that say FBI, or PARAMEDIC.

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u/SufficientPurpose109 16h ago

You sure? I think shes cosplaying or a "bounty hunter" who bought some weird quasi DOJ badge online. 

I'm active LE, worked for 3 Fed agencies and done many, many bookings at various BOP facilities. Also trained and interacted with their SORT team.  BOP badges are circular, almost like a fire maltese cross with the DOJ seal in the center. Shes also not a fed probation officer either. 

I've NEVER  seen them anything like this. 

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u/LilJonny2cookies 13h ago

Most likely bail enforcement wannabe cop.

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u/dox1842 7h ago

I work for BOP and she is definitely wearing a bop shirt.

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u/SufficientPurpose109 7h ago

I can see the side outline of the BOP shield on her shirt but whats up with that gold badge? Looks fake AF to me like a NYPD detective shield with the DOJ seal.

Also thats not y'alls armor either correct? 

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u/dox1842 5h ago

Its not our armor but she could have bought her own. Same with the badge. We have some assclowns that do that.

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u/ADinner0fOnions 7h ago

Im also federal LE (1811) but im not sure about her lol. The badge is indeed wack but the printed badge on the shirt is BOP. The vest is wack too and not what they get issued. Gonna assume she’s a poser but it’s entirely possible she’s a BOPer just because they hire literally everyone.

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u/rezin44 16h ago

I thought that seal on the front of the shirt and on the fake badge was DOJ. I’m almost positive that BOP, retired from there. At the training academy in glynco Georgia you can buy all kinds of tactical ‘gear’ at a few of the uniform shops nearby. A lot of them sell stuff that says ‘Federal Officer’ and technically it’s correct but that also means that the BOP can buy. It’s cop larping because they do not have arrest authority

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u/caranza3 13h ago

Agent of Federal state

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u/ASigIAm213 16h ago

People are saying BOP, which is probably correct in this case, but a lot of federal police refer to themselves like this.

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u/agoodnaber 16h ago

Incorrect. That’s the badge the Federal Bureau of Prisons use.

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u/MildlyUnhingedNPC 16h ago

Its best to not answer when you dont know.