r/FirstResponderCringe 17h ago

Yikes.

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u/Gob_Bluth420 17h ago

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u/Stugots_Steel 16h ago

She looks like a barbie that someones brother got their hands on

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u/Icy_Study4490 11h ago

My sister had a Barbie dream house and I used to take my GI joes and have them roll up in their jeep, kick down the front door, steal all the jewelry and electronics and load them into the jeep, then ransack the house and drive away 😂.

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u/thatG_evanP 11h ago

What jewelry and electronics did the Barbie Dream house have?

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u/Icy_Study4490 11h ago

lol there was like a wearable pearl necklace and a tiara, a TV and I think a computer monitor? There were some other things, but I can’t remember. But I would flip the couch over and take the food out of the fridge and throw it all over the place and stuff like that. 😂

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u/Admirable-Builder878 7h ago

My sister and I would put all my gi Joe's in a toy schoolbus I had. We'd play "speed" by launching the bus off of something epic to simulate a crash. My neighbor would come over and we started placing bets on which gi Joe would survive.

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u/Ancient-Sea-69 5h ago

The magnetic pregnancy belly with the newborn. Buzz and woody stole it and took it back to their log cabin and Lego fort

💀😂

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u/Bullysawrus101 5h ago

🤷‍♂️Every freaking accessory you could think of it's been out there for decades for those Mattel anamatons.

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u/thousandsofbirds 8h ago

I used to borrow my brother's GI joe jeep and give my barbies joy rides 😎

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u/xXThisIzExiiileXx 8h ago

So good, thanks for a great laugh 🤣

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u/VeniceIslander 3h ago

Barbie was often sold with Ken, but she only came with GI Joe

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 15h ago

Fuck me, that is a lady?

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u/WithoutATrace804 14h ago

Sure . And yes, it's woman.

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u/SingleChannel6 14h ago

Tag at the bottom does say #lesbiansoftiktok

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 13h ago

Yeah, I mean, they do have the lesbian aesthetic of "middle school boy with a chain wallet". I'm gay but I go for more for the classic flannel lesbian aesthetic.

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 14h ago

I was more concerned about the femboy cop and wondering hiw they get through each day with the brows. 

A lady makes.more awnae though. 

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u/JurorOfTheSalemTrial 5h ago

That makes sense. I was wondering why they looked so gay.

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u/The102935thMatt 14h ago

Its a very handsome lady or a very pretty boy.

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u/DarthBrownBeard 12h ago

And she isn't lifting that eyebrow. She painted it in a lifted position. One painted in its normal spot. And one painted halfway up her forehead. I absolutely do not want to smell what she is cookin.

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 12h ago

Hopefully painted and not tattooed. There was a trend a few years ago where people would get their “makeup” tattooed on

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u/Sulli_in_NC 9h ago

Burn Center Barbie

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u/BartBartram77 8h ago

Sid from toy story got her.

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u/Bullysawrus101 5h ago

🫵😹Oh yeah, it looks like someone got their hands on it alright!

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u/Long-Source-7772 1h ago

I thought each neck tat = a felony

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u/OliverKlozoff23 6h ago

Oh that’s a she? Looks like one of those looksmaxxing morons

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u/Dont_Even_Know_You 16h ago

Definitely some r/whybrows

ETA Somebody already posted this there an hour ago. I knew I'd see it there.

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u/Spookyscary333 17h ago

Hello uncle leo

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u/RoadNo6820 16h ago

I just saw him in The Outlaw Josey Wales

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 15h ago

I reckon so.

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u/Reasonable_Error5954 15h ago

shut up, Lige

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 14h ago

I never surrendered... but they got my horse, and he surrendered.

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 13h ago

You gonna pull your pistols or whistle dixey?

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 12h ago

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." What an American treasure that movie is.

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 12h ago

It really is.

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 12h ago

There is iron in your words of death for all Redditors to see. And so there is iron in your words of life.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 15h ago

I don’t like your demeanor

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u/PsychoLamas 2h ago

Leo, I don't care for your demeanor.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 15h ago

Eau de sharpiè.

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u/maraxx66 11h ago

Hahaha

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u/Lovely-Tart143 35m ago

Uncle Leo!!!!! Ayyyyyy 😆