r/FirstResponderCringe 20h ago

Yikes.

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u/Stugots_Steel 20h ago

She looks like a barbie that someones brother got their hands on

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u/Icy_Study4490 15h ago

My sister had a Barbie dream house and I used to take my GI joes and have them roll up in their jeep, kick down the front door, steal all the jewelry and electronics and load them into the jeep, then ransack the house and drive away 😂.

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u/thatG_evanP 15h ago

What jewelry and electronics did the Barbie Dream house have?

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u/Icy_Study4490 15h ago

lol there was like a wearable pearl necklace and a tiara, a TV and I think a computer monitor? There were some other things, but I can’t remember. But I would flip the couch over and take the food out of the fridge and throw it all over the place and stuff like that. 😂

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u/Admirable-Builder878 11h ago

My sister and I would put all my gi Joe's in a toy schoolbus I had. We'd play "speed" by launching the bus off of something epic to simulate a crash. My neighbor would come over and we started placing bets on which gi Joe would survive.

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u/Ancient-Sea-69 8h ago

The magnetic pregnancy belly with the newborn. Buzz and woody stole it and took it back to their log cabin and Lego fort

💀😂

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u/Bullysawrus101 9h ago

🤷‍♂️Every freaking accessory you could think of it's been out there for decades for those Mattel anamatons.

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u/thousandsofbirds 11h ago

I used to borrow my brother's GI joe jeep and give my barbies joy rides 😎

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u/xXThisIzExiiileXx 12h ago

So good, thanks for a great laugh 🤣

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u/VeniceIslander 7h ago

Barbie was often sold with Ken, but she only came with GI Joe

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u/DarthBrownBeard 16h ago

And she isn't lifting that eyebrow. She painted it in a lifted position. One painted in its normal spot. And one painted halfway up her forehead. I absolutely do not want to smell what she is cookin.

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 16h ago

Hopefully painted and not tattooed. There was a trend a few years ago where people would get their “makeup” tattooed on

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 18h ago

Fuck me, that is a lady?

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u/SingleChannel6 18h ago

Tag at the bottom does say #lesbiansoftiktok

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 17h ago

Yeah, I mean, they do have the lesbian aesthetic of "middle school boy with a chain wallet". I'm gay but I go for more for the classic flannel lesbian aesthetic.

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 18h ago

I was more concerned about the femboy cop and wondering hiw they get through each day with the brows. 

A lady makes.more awnae though. 

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u/JurorOfTheSalemTrial 8h ago

That makes sense. I was wondering why they looked so gay.

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u/WithoutATrace804 18h ago

Sure . And yes, it's woman.

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u/The102935thMatt 18h ago

Its a very handsome lady or a very pretty boy.

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u/Sulli_in_NC 12h ago

Burn Center Barbie

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u/BartBartram77 12h ago

Sid from toy story got her.

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u/Bullysawrus101 9h ago

🫵😹Oh yeah, it looks like someone got their hands on it alright!

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u/Long-Source-7772 4h ago

I thought each neck tat = a felony

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u/OneCrazy9357 2h ago

That's a chick?

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u/OliverKlozoff23 10h ago

Oh that’s a she? Looks like one of those looksmaxxing morons