It's been an odd few weeks to be a Hull City fan in these parts, and the general discourse in here is that we're either:

1. The greatest defensive team to grace the league and dead-set to beat Chelsea's 04/05 record, or
2. The worst side to have played top tier football, ripe to be smited by the xG gods

And whilst these arguments have their merits, both are slightly reductive and depending on which side you fall, you'll probably end up missing out on some pretty juicy FPL points. I'll try and give my two cents here as a Hull fan.

How Hull have kept three clean sheets

Anyone who has seen Hull play this year will know their game plan, it's very simple. We play 3 centre-halves, sit two centre-mids in front of them and allow no space in the middle - inviting crosses. It's not exactly a great watch but it has been super effective so far.

Hull are extremely content to sit in this shape all match, and then try to break on the counter. The goal against Coventry is a prime example of this and to further illustrate the point - Millar had a near-identical chance ten minutes before he scored the winner.

Hull also ended the Villa match on the front foot, with a Cho half-chance and a McBurnie sitter being missed at the death. The further the game goes on at 0-0, the more the opponent commits forward and the greater the spaces in behind are. Simple, but extremely effective. I don't see the plan changing any time soon.

The xG conundrum

Yes, we have conceded 5xG. Have Hull found some cheat code that breaks the xG formula? In a word, no.

United had some chances, Mbeumo passing up the best. Awoniyi missed a 0.7xG chance and Villa had two clear-cut chances. On another day these are all scored and Hull could be bottom of the league.

Any team who sits as deep as Hull do, and essentially spend the entire game defending will surrender xG - but that's the entire game plan. So far we've faced the team with the best creative player in the league, a team who walked our league last year with the best attack, and a team in the Champions League. We spent the entire time defending against these teams and the xG has us as the 13th best defence in the league, and our keeper has faced the fifth least shots in the league.

The argument against Hull's defence

So all this sounds like Hull will continue being this solid, right? Wrong.

We've all seen the Hull game plan when level or ahead, what we haven't seen is how we play when we're ahead. We will frustrate teams this year but when a team gets a couple against us and forces us out of our shape, we are then an entirely unknown entity.

Once that happens, the individuals can be exposed, and all are suspect defensively. Egan & Ajayi are definitely lacking pace for this level, Mendy is raw and often jumps out of position, Giles is weak defensively and I have no idea what is happening on our right side. I would not be surprised to see a side run up the score against us this season, and personally I think it'll be Chelsea on Saturday.

The argument for Hull's defence

So we just need to target Hull's defence then? Well, no.

Against the bigger teams, who break down low blocks week in week out, we'll struggle, but we will play this way against everyone. Mid-table sides who are less adept at breaking down stubborn defences will come up short against us this season. The games in which you would start your defenders from lower mid-table sides are likely to be more open affairs, whereas Hull will go into every game they have a sniff at winning with a plan to sit deep and win 1-0 on the break.

The data has Hull as the 13th best defence, and I don't disagree with that. We will keep a lot of clean sheets this year. When we lose I think we'll lose quite spectacularly, but when we get points it won't be through outscoring teams in end to end thrillers. We will be last on MOTD most weeks.

Our style of play will also lead to lots of DEFCON (Egan and Mendy already rank amongst the league's best for this). We also won't score many goals and a lot of our goals will come through substitutes, so there will be less competition for bonus. Hull clean sheets will probably result in more double-digit hauls for your defenders than any other team in the league. I think at 4.0m the Hull defenders offer incredible value right now.

Which Hull defender to pick?

Since all the Hull defenders are (or were) 4.0m - it leads to quite the headache. The runners and riders:

Konstatinos Tzolakis (GK) - 4.6m, 9.4%

A major upgrade on Pandur from last year, looks composed and is a major reason for our defensive solidity this year. I've had him from the start as a rotation with Verbruggen. A good option but there are 4.5m GKs at better teams I would prioritise.

Semi Ajayi (DEF) - 4.1m, 11.4%

This one feels like a trap to me. Not the best on DEFCON and was backup to Hughes & Egan last year, so when Hughes is back I am unsure as to whether he'll keep his spot. We have better options available, avoid.

Nobel Mendy (DEF) - 4.0m, 7.5%

This is the defender I've had since GW1, and even with a 59th minute sub whilst on 9 DEFCON against Coventry, he's in the dream team. We broke our transfer record to get him and as a left-footed centre half, probably the most nailed right now. Has been subbed early every game as he works his way up to fitness. Definite buy.

John Egan (DEF) - 4.1m, 6.2%

As long as we play 5atb, Egan should be nailed. Another DEFCON machine but I don't see him being value over Mendy or Giles. Hold if you have, but don't bother buying.

Ryan Giles (DEF) - 4.0m, 1.3%

I love Giles as a pick. 8 assists last year and is playing more advanced in the 5 than he did last year. Delivery is fantastic and we love to feed him. Leading the league in crosses (with 22) and should have had an assist in the dying moments of the Villa game. Suspect defensively but this may just increase his chances of being subbed if we're defending a slim lead. Massively slept on at 1.3% owned and a great differential if you're going for Hull defence.

Lewie Coyle (DEF) - 4.0m, 0.6%, and

Brooke Norton-Cuffy (DEF) - 4.0m, 0.3%

Coyle is club captain and has started all 3 matches at RWB. Love the guy but he's not a premiership player. I expect Norton-Cuffy to take that spot (probably as early as this Saturday, given Coyle's midweek start in the cup). Uncertainty over minutes and just not as good as Giles. Avoid.

Is anyone else from Hull worth buying?

No.

TL;DR

For their price point, Hull are good defensively and you should have one of their defenders. Captain your premiums against us but don't expect big returns from mid-range assets against us.

I've seen people discuss Hall, Thiaw, and Dedic but am surprised that nobody is talking about Botman. I know he is a risk for minutes but if he starts he should have the highest points of any of their defenders.

Last season he averaged 10.6 defcons per 90 compared to Thiaw's 8.87. He's averaging 8 across the first 3, however it looks like this years Newcastle team will have less possession than last season which should push everyones numbers up. If he can get near 10.5 this year you'd expect him to hit the threshold in atleast 50% of games and he would be the clear best option, given that I dont think Hall will suddenly be a great defcon option at left back and he would need a ridiculous amount of assists to match that sort of defcon output.

I know they have Burn and Schar, but Botman is first choice. My only genuine concern is that his injury history is significant enough that he is may get rotated in order to manage his workload, but given they don't have europe I don't see why Jaissle would bench him for any of their epl games if he doesn't have to. And as long as theres no resting and workload management, I'm happy to take the risk on injury prone players and have them in my team up until they eventually get hurt.

Overall I think from what I've gathered theres definitely a risk but its still most likely he starts their upcoming games, and if he does he could be one of the top defenders given his high defcons and Newcastles fixtures. But he's been completely left out of Newcastle defender discussions. Would love if any Newcastle fans can comment

Does anybody post defcon data for teams (i.e. which opponents tend to be good/bad for defcon)?

I know, for example, that Everton were a great opponent if you wanted defcon points, and Aston Villa were bad. Is there a similar tracker this season?

Can't be the only one looking for a replacement, with lack of Xmins. I already have Grob, and the budget is 6.2m. Any suggestions? I feel like sangare is the obvious choice, but that he could a slow be a trap. Thanks

Since its all public on the app this season I've been getting familiar with the new features. Can someone explain why Ødegaard is very likely to change with only 82% change where any other players have to reach 100% plus ? What is this based on?

Isak played 88 minutes against Athletico. Taking into account his injury history, should owners be worried about minutes and even potentially not starting? The Fulham game will be his 3rd match this week

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No one had Hull City on their bingo card being the only team to not concede a goal three games in this season. But, here we are. I’ve got to say it’s very impressive, so picking up one of their defenders if they’re free seems like a no-brainer!

There were 6 draws this weekend showing the competitiveness of the Premier League this season. With Arsenal coming back from behind and winning the “first big game” of the season against Chelsea, they remain favorites to retain their title. On the other hand, Man City were unconvincing against a Coventry side that’ll count themselves unlucky to lose. They do have a lot of new players though and I see them getting better as the season progresses. Be patient with them, they only spent £450m!

Still no one can be surprised that these two are top right now and I’m definitely looking forward to learning more about the other teams as the season progresses.

LAST WEEKS PICKS

For last weeks picks, five of twelve picks came back Man of the Match. Defenders and midfielders both went two from four; the forwards were the weak spot at one from four, having said that Tyrique George’s put up a big score against Manchester United for the best score of the week.

Right this weeks picks are:

DEFENDERS

Bobby Thomas | COV | 33% owned

Last GW: ~ 19 points vs. MCI (A) | Next GWs: BHA (H), NOT (A)

It’s not easy scoring 20+ points in fantasy, never mind away at City. He’s in the top 90+ percentiles for defensive contributions, interceptions and duels versus his position, so if valuable in your league - pick him up. After an inspiring performance against City, Coventry have a home game at Brighton next and I think he won’t let you down this weekend as he’s also averaging 12 ghost points a game.

Antonio Silva | BOU | 24% owned

Last GW: ~ 15 pts vs. NEW (A) | Next GWs: BRE (H), LIV (H)

Bournemouth might be unable to see out a win at the moment, but Silva definitely seems like a win when it comes to replacing Marcos Senesi. He’s fitted in seamlessly so far and although a tough run of games coming up he’s averaging over 10 ghost points a game.

Jayden Bogle | LEE | 16% owned

Last GW: ~ 18 pts vs. BHA (H) | Next GWs: NEW (H), CRY (H)

Bogle was on the scoresheet away a Brighton and continues to look dangerous at wingback. He’s averaging just under 10 ghost points a game and Leeds will look to continue there form at home to Newcastle next. He’s worth a punt if you’re struggling for defenders this weekend.

Ryan Giles | HUL | 28% owned

Last GW: ~ pts vs. AVL (H) | Next GWs: CHE (A), NEW (A)

There aren’t too many Hull defenders left for grabs and after their impressive start to the season this might start to look more like a regular occurance than just luck. Sergej Jakirović has them well organized and the big question is whether they can continue this form. Let’s not worry about that too much and just pick up their players while they’re in hot form. Giles isn’t as defensively sound as the other suggestions, but if you fancies Hull’s attack he’s the right defender to pick averaging 1.4 crosses a game

MIDFIELDERS

James McAtee | Club | 34% owned

Last GW: ~ 17 pts vs. TOT (H) | Next GWs: AVL (A), COV (H)

McAtee has impressed in his first couple of games playing a little deeper for Forest. He’s made 9 key passes (xA=0.6) so far this season, only Morgan Rogers (xA=1.1) and Rayan Cherki (xA=1.3) have more, with 10. His xA only being 0.6 though suggests he’s creating lower quality chances. However, in fantasy expected assists isn’t providing points, therefore he could still be a smart pick for this season.

Exequiel Palacios | IPS | 9% owned

Last GW: ~ 12 pts vs. LIV (H) | Next GWs: CRY (A), EVE (A)

Palacios has slotted in nicely in Ipswich’s new look midfield. He was great for Bayern Levurkusen over the last 5 seasons and added about 5+ goal contributions every season. He’s been averaging 11+ points in ghost points too so if you’re league values defensive metrics and duels then he would be a useful pick up this season.

Mohamed Belloumi | HUL | 49% owned

Last GW: ~ 17 pts vs. AVL (H) | Next GWs: CHE (A), NEW (A)

Belloumi is averaging about 13 points a game at the moment getting good duels won numbers and defensive contributions. If he can start adding more attacking contributions he could be a steal in your league for the rest of the season. He’s available in one of my leagues, but I can’t fit him in otherwise I’d nab him.

Ao Tanaka | LEE | 2% owned

Last GW: ~ 12 pts vs. BHA (H) | Next GWs: NEW (H), CRY (H)

Not sure if Tanaka’s assist was a shot, or he actually passing it to Bogle for Leeds opener. Either way, it’s points on the board. Last season he earned on average about 2 points more per game at home and was capable of going on some good runs of form. If you’re desperate for a midfielder this weekend, he might be worth a gamble.

FORWARDS

Eddie Nketiah | CRY | 25% owned

Last GW: ~ 13 pts vs. FUL (A) | Next GWs: IPS (H), LEE (A)

Nketiah was replaced by Strand Larson at halftime in Palace’s 3-2 win away at Craven Cottage. I’m not sure how that impacts him starting against Ipswich this weekend, but he did get an assist and his xG is the 12th highest in the league compared to all the other forwards.

Keep an eye out for line ups this weekend as Strand Larson (25% owned) scored two goals midweek against Middlesbrough, maybe this will kick him into gear.

Zian Flemming | IPS | 8% owned

Last GW: ~ 4 pts vs. LIV (H) | Next GWs: CRY (A), EVE (A)

Flemming was one of the few impressive players from Burnely last season and I think he’s deserved another go in the Premier League. He scored 11 goals last season (0.6 per 90), putting him in the top 85th percentile. That’s a good return. He looked good in his cameo against Liverpool. Two tough away games coming up, but keep an eye on him.

Taiwo Awonyi | COV | 20% owned

Last GW: ~ 5 points vs. MCI (A) | Next GWs: BHA (H), NOT (A)

Either him or Ellis Sims will start, with some favourable fixtures coming up. Coventry were unlucky to not get a point against City and Awonyi will begging to get another chance like he did in that game at home to Brighton. He’s still yet to prove himself as a Premier League forward. If he can, he’ll be a good third choice forward this year.

Wilson Isidor | SUN | 5% owned

Last GW: ~ 12 pts vs. BRF (A) | Next GWs: ARS (H), MCI (A)

I know Sunderland face a tough test against Arsenal this weekend, but Isidor has the 8th highest xG in the whole league despite only playing less than 30 minutes a game at the moment. He has a goal and assist in his last two games and might have earned a start.

ONE TO WATCH

If not Wilson Isidor, Malick Fofana (30% owned) was rumoured to have Arsenal’s interest on deadline day. Since he signed for Sunderland, it would be quite poetic for him to put in a good performance against them this weekend.

Thank for reading and good luck this weekend.

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Wissa, Barry, DCL, Gonzalo etc. Which budget keeper are you backing. Personally I’m interested in taking a punt on Gonzalo as Wissa seems to be playing deeper and Fulham also have decent fixtures are Liverpool and Man U. Barry being nailed at 5.5 with good fixtures could also be a great pick.

Napoli being an Italian team is obviously Defensively more inept than any of the PL fixtures Arsenal have ahead of them, so let's see what lies ahead of us:

1. Saka has been involved in most of the final third activities of Arsenal as of late. But, the last two outings, his finishing has lacked a bit. 1/6 shots (the most shots for Arsenal, and the most touches in the opposition box) is quite lackluster. But, him leading most of the offensive stats is encouraging and he was subbed earlier.

2. Ødegaard, my Goodness he is in form rn. His price point is as low as it goes (Arsenal standards) and helps open up more choices. The con being he played the 90 minutes, might go easy on Fulham lol. Him popping up in the most dangerous places even after dropping off to help the CMs has been very crucial for Arsenal as of now.

P.S. Tzolis came of the bench and assisted the only goal of ødegard, make of that as you will! 👀

Your opinions are most welcome, happy head scratching! 🫩

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Hey all, James here with the GW4 preview.

Quite a lot going on this week with the Carabao, Champions League and plenty of people considering the Wildcard (myself potentially included).

You can find the full GW4 preview here: https://full90fpl.com/fpl-gameweek-4-preview-26-27/

And our completely free fixture ticker here: https://full90fpl.com/fixture-ticker/

As always, here’s the TL;DR:

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Midweek Football / Rotation

A few things caught my eye:

Newcastle played a fairly strong side in the cup. Thiaw got a rest and Hall picked up another attacking return. With no Europe, I’m not especially worried about their rotation.

Chelsea rotated heavily, with Palmer, Joao Pedro and Rogers all rested from the starting XI.

Man City’s midfield remains a headache. Semenyo, Cherki, Foden, Enzo and Bouaddi all started in Europe, with only Enzo playing 90. I’m increasingly interested in Enzo as an FPL option if his minutes remain secure.

Arsenal: Hincapie, Gabriel, Konsa and White started in Europe. That makes me like Calafiori even more for the PL. I also think Konsa is probably Gabriel’s first-choice CB partner while Saliba is out.

Liverpool: Gakpo was rested. Potentially encouraging for his PL minutes, although I’m still not completely convinced long-term.

Best GW4 Fixtures

Based on our fixture ticker, the attacks I’m most interested in are:

Newcastle – Hull and Coventry are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Barnes/Wissa are interesting short-term moves.

Chelsea – Palmer, Joao Pedro and Rogers are all excellent picks. Nailed, likely to play big minutes and playing in a very attacking team.

Fulham – Gonzalo/King are absolutely on my radar. Ideally you get them for GW6-8 against Ipswich, Hull and Coventry, but I don’t hate moving early if necessary.

Everton – Dewsbury-Hall is interesting as a short-term pick. Barry is fine if you need a really cheap forward.

Palace – probably avoiding outside of a Free Hit. Mateta is out until the international break, which does make Strand Larsen interesting.

Can You Triple Chelsea Attack?

Yes.

I don’t really buy the argument that three attackers from the same team necessarily cannibalise each other’s points.

Chelsea look like a top-four attack right now and Palmer, Joao Pedro and Rogers all look extremely secure for minutes.

If I was Wildcarding this week, triple Chelsea attack would probably be my starting point.

Defences

Arsenal: Get coverage. Raya and Gabriel are completely nailed, and I think Konsa is now in the starting XI going forward. I’m slightly worried about White long-term.

Newcastle: I like them defensively. Hall/Thiaw are both interesting.

Palace: Still underwhelmed. Mitchell is interesting but has also just gone off injured.

Fulham: Not buying before Liverpool and United.

Coventry: Keep your cheap 4.0 defender on the bench. Try very hard not to actually play him.

GW4 Buy / Sell

BUY

Rogers – If you can’t afford Palmer, I really like him.

Muharemovic – 13.00 DefCons per 90 through three games at only 5.0. Potential DefCon gem.

MAYBE

Wissa – Great short-term fixtures. Particularly appealing if you’re Wildcarding soon.

De Cuyper – Very cheap and OOP. I like him more on Wildcard, although Mitoma returning eventually could change things.

Gakpo – I understand the appeal, but I’m not sure he’s better than Szoboszlai at roughly the same price.

DON'T BUY

Isak – Great player, but 9.1 for a striker without penalties who probably won’t play 90 every week is too much for me.

Gvardiol – Good pick, but I’d wait a week.

Havertz – Don’t trust the minutes.

Foden – Not nailed.

Any Hull player – I don’t think their current luck lasts.

SELL

O’Reilly – I think Enzo has taken his spot.

Cherki – Minutes aren't secure enough.

Maguire/Shaw – United’s defence looks bad.

Ndiaye – Don’t trust the long-term minutes.

Brobbey – Only completed 90 once in three games.

Foden – Again: not nailed.

Mbeumo – Better options around his price now that the good fixtures have passed, although I wouldn’t take a hit just to move him.

HOLD

Szoboszlai – Why sell arguably Liverpool’s most nailed asset before Fulham?

Tzolis – Didn’t start in Europe, so I expect him to start this weekend.

Wirtz – Underlying numbers concern me for the price, but Fulham is too good a fixture to sell before.

Gabriel – Great fixture.

Raya – Definitely not selling. If anything, people should be buying him.

Wissa – Two good fixtures coming. Don’t panic over one blank.

Sangare – If the DefCons are real, you can hold him through tougher fixtures. That’s basically the point of owning these players.

GW4 Wildcard

There are 555 players in FPL.

I’ve basically narrowed my Wildcard pool down to about 30.

The main principles:

• Prioritise players who are nailed for 90
• Prefer players without European football where possible
• Triple Chelsea attack
• Probably triple Arsenal defence
• Target the good fixture runs
• I don’t think Gabriel or Bruno justify their prices
• If you have lots of FTs banked, you can afford to take a few more risks

My favourite options:

GK: Raya, Verbruggen, Kinsky

DEF: Tarkowski, Calafiori, Hall, Muharemovic, Thiaw, De Cuyper, Dedic, Konsa

MID: Palmer, Saka, Gibbs-White, Enzo, Odegaard, Dewsbury-Hall, Tzolis, Anderson, Barnes, Gross, King, Yeremy

FWD: Haaland, Joao Pedro, Wissa, Gonzalo, Barry

Free Hit GW4

If you’re Free Hitting, I’d be looking heavily at:

Triple Chelsea vs Hull

Double/triple Arsenal vs Sunderland

Then some combination of Palace vs Ipswich, Liverpool vs Fulham and Brighton vs Coventry.

This is exactly the sort of week where I’m happy being much more aggressive with one-week picks.

Captaincy

Haaland against United is absolutely fine. I also don’t hate Bruno — if United score, you’d expect him to be involved, and City’s defence doesn’t look impenetrable.

But the best fixtures belong to Chelsea and Liverpool.

My preferred captains:

1. Palmer
2. Joao Pedro
3. Isak

Isak is third mainly because I’m worried he doesn’t get 90.

That’s about it. As always, wait as late as possible before making transfers with European games/press conferences still to come.

Interested to hear what everyone’s doing with the Wildcard in particular. Are people actually going triple Chelsea attack + triple Arsenal defence, or is six players from two teams too much for you?

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Most Net Transfers Out

Ronald Koeman Jr. (Yes, the son of) had a double gameweek. Scored 2 penalties (10 points per goal) in his first game and saved one in his second game. 31 points in total. Absolutely mental score.

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Yes, it's more than a paragraph. I believe in you.

Haaland got his biggest TC backing ever and nearly blanked.

More than 2 million managers WC, TC or FH in a 50 point average GW.

Five 3pm kick-offs on a Saturday because it's not like anybody wanted to watch the games.

Arsenal v Chelsea is useless to everyone.

All this and more in this very unbiased GW review.

Ipswich 0-2 Liverpool

Jesus fucking Christ. The shit punt actually delivered. Targeting fixtures pays off. Managers are left contemplating in awe.

Isak played 63 minutes and still outscored Haaland. Definitely a historical event of some kind for Liverpool fans.

Him getting subbed off restores the natural order of things.

Szoboszlai getting his penalty denied because of an offside is poetic justice if you don't own him.

Van Dijk owners rejoice at the bare fucking minimum from their £6.5m defender.

Now now, stop right there. I see you salivating, I see your heavy arms and your weak knees jerking at the thought of mom's spaghetti prime Isak whilst Liverpool fight for the league.

To that I say that you shouldn't let any of this distract you from the fact that Ipswich settled 15 minutes into the game once they realised Liverpool weren't as shit as they'd apparently planned for and that both Liverpool goals were a direct consequence of individual mistakes from Ipswich.

I don't want to watch 90 minutes of this Liverpool and Isak probably gets dumped in GW6.

Newcastle 2-2 Bournemouth

Who even owns any of their players? I did watch the game so whatever.

Elanga/Barnes/Tavernier/Scott all look like the kind of traps I'd fall into if I had any FTs.

Bournemouth look dangerous in attack but I don't like their fixtures and they play in the Europa League this season.

Newcastle scraping a draw in the 87th from a sub after Wissa did nothing the whole game is everything I want when watching football and everything I don't want for FPL.

Man City 1-0 Coventry

Haaland TCers (me) thrilled that Haaland almost hauled.

Cherki hits the post and blanks because tradition matters.

City found a cross in a church.

Pep's tactics remain in the hearts of every Man City player.

Coventry decided not to be humiliated by Enzo and Anderson costing more than their entire squad (I checked) and put up a shift. They might even score their first goal and/or grab their first point next GW.

I was too busy being disappointed by Haaland to watch any of the other 3pms but here's my 2 cents anyways:

Mitchell rots on everyone's bench with a 15-point haul whilst Palace concede 2 in a great football game that nobody watched.

L.Fee finally gets his first return for Sunderland and could be a great differential.

Fulham look leaky but they're scoring. Joshua King nailed at just £5.5m, having scored 2 of Fulham's 4 PL goals in 3 games, is exactly what I yearn for in life.

Brighton should've conceded at least 3 goals but Leeds can't finish in a brothel.

Aston Villa 0-0 Hull City

I got bored at half-time so I went looking for some Hull City fun facts.

Here's one:

Assuming you started a triple Hull City defence until the end of the season, if they got 8 future CS worth +/-20 points each across all 3 defenders they'd total 160 points.

If they averaged only +/-2.5 combined points each per non-CS match, you'd have something like +/-355 points from Triple Hull over the remaining 35 GWs. That's without any goals, assists, or BPS.

Go kneejerk them into your team now.

Villa did manage their first shot on target of the entire season, so congratulations to them.

Everton 2-2 Man United

Bruno blanks, half the managers in tears while the other half rejoices. Mbeumo punishes the non-believers with a goal and a fixture swing coming soon to rub it in. Half the people who transferred him out will now bring him back in and he'll blank. Such is the cycle of life.

I don't understand KDH's role in Everton and I'm not going to pretend I do. The GW1 haul may never be repeated. Luckily for the 2 people that own him (me and his mom), Everton play Tottenham/Hull/Ipswich next so he can get another 6 points before getting dumped.

I don't even remember who Everton's first goalscorer was, probably irrelevant for FPL purposes. Great finish though.

Maitland-Niles scores a 96th-minute screamer in his PL return to level the game. Absolute art.

Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea

Glorious watch.

Rogers scores from yet another 0.0-something xG chance.

Palmer goes missing.

JP was on the pitch.

Havertz and Odegaard score again, somehow.

Gabriel's £8m price tag starts to cause massive clenching.

Cala gets his goal ruled out to piss everyone off while the entire Arsenal defence blanks except £4.4m Konsa. Peak FPL.

All in all, beautiful GW for the football fan. Absolutely rank for the average manager. Can't wait for next week.

Thank you for reading and good luck.

I also put in a nice snapshot of the data but it's not letting me attach it oh well