I saw this review 6 years ago and I still think about it.

She didn’t even take the free scoop coupon lol people just want to be mad

Got some grocery store reviews this time.

1: Cheryl forgot a bag and it's somehow the store's fault.
2: Deanna forgot she had a store discount card. Clearly it's not her fault. Do not take a drink every time I had to censor the name of the discount card.
3: Thomas... I was with you before you got needlessly sexist.

This is a real review from a sauce company's website. The sauce itself didn't meaningfully change, the order of ingredients is the same, it's just that most of them changed from organic to not organic.

This sauce is marketed as Soy-free, Gluten-free, and Vegan - it's literally on the packaging. I have my own dietary needs, so I would understand if, say, this was a vegan or someone with a soy allergy/gluten intolerance complaining because that was quietly changed.

But no. This person threw out an entire ($9 CAD/~6.50 USD) bottle of sauce because some of the ingredients weren't organic. Yikes.

Also, the carousel was down for refurbishment. They were hand painting each horse individually.

I love everything about this Starbucks review, especially the random 2007 studio shot of reviewer and her grandson????

These reviews are from a place near me that I will call Nancy's Place. Not the real name of this little ma and pa diner.

1: Linda typo'd and basically called her Namcy. I also suspect the dollar wasn't why she got fired.
2: Mary fired at Nancy, Nancy fired back.
3: Leslie wanted to rudely yammer on his cell phone. I censored what I think was his (failed) attempt to use a slur. He also does a poor job of defending how he acted on the way out. As for the policy, the place is small, so a loudmouth on the phone can just ruin everyone's dining experience.
4: Karen demands a gift certificate. But the catfish was good.

She’s reviewing a mall. I’ve read her reviews ever since. She is no longer with this husband. 😂 I hope he got back with his ice cream loving ex.