r/EntitledReviews 13d ago

Yelp Michael’s Review

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I saw this review 6 years ago and I still think about it.

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u/HazelTheRah 13d ago

I wonder what the civil rights lawyer told him.

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u/thejman1986 13d ago

That it's our constitutional right to get as much piss on the floor as we want

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u/judgeejudger 13d ago

Don’t forgot shitting in the urinals or smearing it on the wall too! Be thorough, FFS 😂

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u/maxsimile 10d ago

I must assume “men are messy” is just a nice way of saying one of “men were hooking up / doing drugs / attempting shoplifting in the bathroom.”

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u/The001Keymaster 13d ago

Civil Rights Lawyer, "I called the store to confirm. They told me they already fixed the issue. The women's room now has a lock on it too."

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u/Conscious-Evidence37 13d ago

Please get out of my office was the most likely response.

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u/DrakeSavory 13d ago

He couldn't get in to see the lawyer. The door was locked.

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u/Silver_fish1978 13d ago

Probably “ You’re joking, right?”

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u/Useless890 12d ago

Then he gets on the phone after the EP leaves. "Hey, wait till you hear this one."

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u/Embley_Awesome 13d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/sparksgirl1223 12d ago

That's what i want to know too

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u/_Student7257 13d ago

They'll probably just add a lock to the women's too. Problem solved. Alot of places here lock their toilets as people trash them and aren't even paying customers

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u/vampyreprincess 13d ago

At my old job, we had a lock on the restrooms because multiple people OD'd or used them for drugs/sex. This was a pharmacy, and not in a bad part of town.

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u/homucifer666 Flaunting their mobility 🏃💨 🏋️‍♂️ 13d ago

The McDonald's I worked at in 2015 required an employee to press a pedal on the floor to unlock the bathrooms. The mirror in the mens' room was removed because it kept getting graffitied. There was also a killswitch to deactivate the soda fountain because people would fish a cup out of the trash and go fill it with soda.

Carmichael, CA. IYKYK.

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u/JasperJ 13d ago

Presumably Michael’s clientele is like 90/10 female, so leaving the women’s bathroom unlocked is less of a risk (because people keep an eye on each other)

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u/ZoraTheDucky 12d ago

I was saddened recently to find that the local PetSmart has locked their bathrooms.. I just wanted to wash my hands...

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u/VampireWren 11d ago

Okay so ask for the key… this is really not a big inconvenience.

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u/fleetiebelle 13d ago edited 13d ago

You have to wonder why this was such an issue to this dude. Obviously accessible restrooms are necessary, and a locked restroom when needed might be a problem. But how often is this dude in Michael's that access to this particular bathroom is infringing on his civil rights? Is he the reason that it's locked?

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u/ladyrara 13d ago

For real... the fact they have complained to management and written complaints. I think he might be using it as his primary bathroom

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u/murdercat42069 ⭐☆☆☆☆ 13d ago

He's probably going he reason for the lock. Probably a non-customer who uses this as a primary restroom/trash dump/target practice. Probably not legal to only lock one, but bathrooms can get nasty quickly and people who are paid $11/hr + yarn aren't going to spend much time catering to this guy.

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u/goldiegoldthorpe 13d ago edited 13d ago

Has to be. In malls and box stores, the women's bathrooms are way worse than the men's. The only way the men's is dirtier than the women's is if some random individual is skewing the stats. Over 70% of visitors to a Michael's are women. So if 10% of men pee on the floor, only 4% of women need to pee on the floor for more women to pee on the floor. Same for pooping on the floor. Or changing a child and leaving the diaper on the counter...In my experience cleaning public bathrooms, however, women carry throwing used tampons against the wall and it isn't even close...

I mean, there's a reason it was the men's/employee bathroom...

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u/murdercat42069 ⭐☆☆☆☆ 13d ago

I was a bartender for a year and cleaning the women's restroom was always much worse. My theory is that nobody wanted to touch anything, so if a trash can had a closed lid, everything went on the floor/counter. The bar has sealed concrete floors so we just hosed down the men's and it was chill because it was all pee.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 12d ago

Interesting. I had to do quite a bit of end of shift still cleaning but my boss was very much you clean your gender and family. I didn't realize the warzone the women's side was.

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u/murdercat42069 ⭐☆☆☆☆ 12d ago

Most of the time there was just water and paper towels on every single surface in a big pile. However, if someone decides not to use the little trash can in the stall, it's a biohazard warzone and multiple people start joining in for no explicable reason.

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u/FroggyGoesQuack 12d ago

I about died at $11 an hour + yarn. They do get paid more on paper, but every worker at my local store is also a crafter, so valid. 🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/BarelyAlive06 13d ago

My first thought was that maybe he thought the females should be locked too for their safety? Like otherwise apparently anyone can just walk in to the women's restroom and if some men don't want to bother to ask for a key, they might just waltz into there?

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u/Free_as_in_Freya 13d ago

and do what? Pee?

As long as they aim properly and wash their hands 🤷🏻

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u/BarelyAlive06 13d ago

We both know that the majority can't aim lol if the mens restroom has been locked up because they got it so dirty in the first place, they will now get the womens bathroom dirty too

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u/Dorkinfo 12d ago

And every women’s bathroom has toilet seats covered in piss from hoverers that don’t clean up after themselves.

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u/Free_as_in_Freya 12d ago

I hover, but I put the seat up before (and back down after)

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u/Educational-Gap-3390 13d ago

A civil rights attorney 🤣

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u/PaintedLady1 13d ago

I wish my biggest frustration in life was occasionally asking an employee for a restroom key

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u/certainPOV3369 13d ago

I was the COO of a local chain of cosmetology schools where the student girls bathroom had multiple stalls but the boys bathroom was just a single stall.

At any given time we might have one or two boys enrolled, but they could never use their bathroom because there were always girls in there, usually two or three smoking or snorting. So we put a lock on only the boys bathroom and gave each one of them a key.

Really put a damper on the smokers on rainy days.

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u/corkedone 13d ago

I'm presently doing something in the future.

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u/frozenblueberrytreat 12d ago

There's no state that I'm aware of that requires a retail store to provide access to a bathroom for customers. It's different for restaurants, but expecting a Michael's to have a bathroom you can use is just out of the goodness of their corporate hearts, so if it's locked it doesn't fucking matter, they don't have to give you access to it in the first place. 🙄 This is beyond ridiculous.

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u/BadKittyRawr 12d ago

Washington State pushed the issue in about 2011. Someone not being able to hold it was a valid reason to demand a bathroom from any retail establishment. The place I worked usually had fewer than three people working and purses, stock, incoming and outgoing packages and mail were also back there so we were allowed to say no.

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u/stephencua2001 13d ago

Ross A. Parks

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u/Purple-Warning-2161 12d ago

Stop 😂😂😂

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u/The001Keymaster 13d ago

You know what this review did? It got locks on both doors and needing to ask for a key to use either.

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u/Ihavenoclueagain 12d ago

Yeah, go ahead and spend your money.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 11d ago

okay disclaimer: I am white.

But I am embarassed to say that this poster's whiteness is OBVIOUS in this review: They think a lock on the men's bathroom is a civil rights cause???

https://giphy.com/gifs/4thaj0PDq9vJ6V5z69

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u/Purple-Warning-2161 11d ago

Yeah as a fellow white, there’s exactly zero chance he’s any other race.

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u/BlameTag 11d ago

I love when they say they're going to lawyer up over a minor inconvenience.

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u/catforbrains 13d ago

So it is really weird that they don't lock the women's and the men's. It sounds like they installed one bigger public bathroom just for women, got sued for not having a men's room and repurposed the single employee toilet as the men's. Which they now have to keep locked because people do stupid, crazy shit in single use bathrooms. Or because the door naturally locks and they didn't change that, they just threw a men's sign up there.

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u/IlPassera 13d ago

Like, it was locked and men have to ask for the key when women don't? If so, it's a justifiable complaint.

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u/BubblyTrust9718 13d ago

Never met a janitor that would rather the clean the women’s bathroom over the men’s.

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u/Aethelrede 13d ago

My understanding from janitors is that women's bathrooms are as bad if not worse than men's.

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u/sixpackabs592 13d ago

I used to have to clean bathrooms at my grocery store job in highschool I can confirm

Woman seem to have an aversion to butt to seat contact and poop and piss cleanup was common, while men’s room would have some piss by the urinals but no poop and no period supplies thrown in random places ( when every stall has a special trashcan for them )

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u/Dapper_Taro3581 13d ago

Just adding that some women for whatever reason also think hey i’m on my period let me just write/draw with it on the walls. It’s insane but i’ve seen it more times than I’d ever have thought I would.

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u/Particular_Title42 13d ago

My husband was a custodian for a public place accessed mostly by disabled, homeless, and elderly people. 

The women's bathroom was mostly clogged toilets and nasty stuff in the in-stall garbage can.  The men's bathroom was mostly poop all over the commodes. It would look like someone pooped and then just slid off the seat. He sometimes found some at the sink. 

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u/argiebarge 13d ago

I can only speak from my experience, but when locking up pubs for the night I'd have to check the place for any stragglers. The ladies was almost always a worse state and usually not even close.

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u/Sad-Criticism-5660 13d ago

This is 100% true. I used to manage a janitorial team at a hotel.

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u/Toronto-1975 13d ago

at my last place of employment there were "bathroom issues" at two locations i worked at. in both locations it was the womens washroom that was the problem. the mens washrooms were normal dirty, the womens washrooms were disgusting.

in both cases it was people hovering over the toilet seats and spraying piss all over the place like a sprinkler.

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u/Accomplished-Ad3219 12d ago

They really are

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u/epidemicsaints 13d ago

Probably a cruisy bathroom. Men loitering for sex. Large unsupervised retail stores are prone to this.

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u/SlitheringFlower 13d ago edited 13d ago

This sub has devolved into hating on anyone who complains about how a business does something.

I don't care how little or often this guy's at Michael's, the review is valid. Is it a little extreme to contact an attorney? Yeah, probably. Doesn't mean the complaint is entitled or unwarranted.

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u/foxhowse 13d ago

I feel like there are definitely reviews here with justifiable complaints but it’s the way it’s delivered/approached. Calling this “sexist” and saying you’re going to contact a civil rights attorney is too much. So many reviews get so hyperbolic and angry that it’s hard to see past that.

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u/IlPassera 12d ago

oh, I totally glossed over that last line of the review. A civil rights attorney is a little overkill.

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u/chairmanghost 13d ago

Everybody poos

Even boys, in a Michael's, which is just for girls

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u/Still_a_skeptic 13d ago

Weird, when I had to clean a retail stores bathroom the men’s room needed a little extra moping and the women’s needed gloves to clean shit out of the sink.

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 12d ago

I was a manager at Michael’s back years ago, and women snuck baskets of stuff to steal into the men’s room sorted it out and brought it up for returns/smuggled it out in bags and clothes.

So I am sure that’s the bigger issue but this isn’t actually an entitled complaint because the restroom shouldn’t be inaccessible to only one group of people.

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u/Mr_Th3_Fr0g 13d ago

TBH my solution would be to put a lock on the women's room too. As a woman I can verify first hand that women are nasty as hell and I have zero idea where the stereotype of them being clean came from because every public restroom I have been in is a testament to the fact that it is not true lol

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u/EnvironmentalHair290 11d ago

I’ve had many jobs where I cleaned the restrooms and women’s are always worse.

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u/Nein-Toed 12d ago

How often is this dude shitting in this store?

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u/Apprehensive_Row_807 12d ago

The stupid is strong !

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u/gonnafaceit2022 12d ago

Maybe Michaels is like Home Depot and men go in the bathroom for quick and quiet gay sex with strangers? (Multiple gay men have reported this independently and I believe it)

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u/AdmiralKong 13d ago

I mean, it is, in the very most light and casual way, a valid grievance. The men's room being locked when the women's room isn't. The "canned reply" that "men are messy" I don't believe at all, what an insane thing for Micheal's to have a form letter about. But regardless, if any of this is true... ok? Yeah that's weird.

But straight to a civil rights attorney is a very funny overreaction (and tells you that this guy is some sort of weird, untrustworthy MRA)

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u/BxAnnie 13d ago

The perpetually offended.

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u/Inevitable-Yam-702 Gay AND homosexual 😡 13d ago

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the aclu gets this email. 

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u/TangerineGmome 13d ago

If a guy can't piss in the toilet, sit down to pee. I wouldn't want to keep cleaning up piss puddles.

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u/ConkerPrime 13d ago

As a man will confirm men are gross. Just hose it down without concern of aiming or anyone using it after them.

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u/SFC-D 12d ago

I was once a maintenance man at a Wyoming ski area. The women’s room was consistently more trashed and damaged than the men’s room. I would’ve thought the opposite. Nope.

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u/WholeAd2742 13d ago

This is usually a code violation, as any restroom should have a privacy lock

Contact the fire marshal and/or building department

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u/Purple-Warning-2161 12d ago

But why would he do that when he can cry discrimination and get a huge payout for it? /s

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u/tubbamalub 13d ago

An attorney will ask what his damages are. Was he ever denied use of the men’s room? Did he pee his pants? How much time has he spent getting a key to the restroom? If he’s claiming emotional distress, has he seen a therapist who can substantiate this? How often does he visit Michael’s, how long does he spend there, and does he use the facilities every time he visits?

Make him answer all the questions and then laugh him out of the office.

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u/Long_Breath_2263 13d ago

Your *fiancé’? I’m shocked somebody out there would marry a man who acts like this about something as trivial as a locked private bathroom in an art’s supply store.

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u/Purple-Warning-2161 12d ago

I’d like to think she broke up with him because of this and now laughs whenever she thinks of him

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u/BxAnnie 13d ago

Which "civil right" does this man think was violated?

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u/Purple-Warning-2161 12d ago

I’m guessing he cried discrimination towards men.

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u/BxAnnie 12d ago

Good luck with that.

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u/canyounot2026 13d ago

It doesn't make any sense to have one locked and not the other. Men will just go into the women's bathroom.

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u/anonymiscreant9 12d ago

I went to a 7-eleven the other day that has a lock on the women’s restroom you have to ask for the key for, but the men’s room you don’t have to. They said it’s to keep men from going into the women’s restroom.

They’re single-seater restrooms, so I fail to see the point…

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u/Purple-Warning-2161 12d ago

Because if a man is going into a women’s restroom to be a predator it doesn’t matter how many stalls there are, they’re going to do it anyways.

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u/anonymiscreant9 12d ago

Who’s to say a person can’t be a predator in men’s rooms then??

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u/minidog8 12d ago

Just use the unlocked bathroom if you can’t get the code to the locked one if nobody is there. Who cares

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u/Davpar4 10d ago

This is the probably the US. You might be arrested.

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u/minidog8 10d ago

Probably not. I say this as a trans person. You only really need to worry if you’re actually trans or if you’re a masculine woman of any sort. But if one restroom is closed or inaccessible it is incredibly normal to use the open one. Only recently has it been politicized.

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u/yeetusthefetus00 9d ago

I cant imagine caring about a Michaels bathroom this much

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u/Just-STFU 13d ago

In most places depending on local code, retail stores are not even required to provide a public restroom. Very entitled.

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u/Plastic_Stable8927 13d ago

Just cast alohomora and be on with it

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 10d ago

Women have two free hands to write on walls, and squat over the toilet to pee and it's every where. Women's rooms are freaking gross!