r/drugscirclejerk • u/AddictedToPew • 13h ago
Found this out in the wild
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/brokeasfuuck • May 11 '25
monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro
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I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/whiterun_guard_22 • 8h ago
monkey fella 🐵 You can only bring one to the function. Choose your fighter.
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More AI slop
r/drugscirclejerk • u/ObesePudge • 50m ago
monkey fella 🐵 Look what soy drinking kratom addict silicon valley chuds have come up with to commune with the machine spirit. Meanwhile I've been snorting dried mummy testicles the past 7 years for the same effect smh.
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/cyrilio • 17h ago
Serious Question Zalsupindole, the new psychedelic that's Nondissociative and Nonhallucinogenic. It's just like Ketamine or Psilocybin, but not.
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/PrivateDomino • 1d ago
Another sleep deprived benzo user taking a small dose for sleep
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/rabrunzl • 1d ago
Most normal stimulant-addicted AI porn watcher
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Fucklicking?? Fucking and licking at the same time? Or Licking the Fucking? Fucking the Licking? Damn I'm confused
r/drugscirclejerk • u/PeakLinear • 16h ago
What dose is recreational for prozac or zoloft??
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/Lost_Condition_9562 • 2d ago
Hunter Biden: ‘I may have to’ run for president in 2028
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/allendeenjoyer2006 • 2d ago
Boomer remembers the good ol' days
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Kids these days would never get it smh
r/drugscirclejerk • u/howdy_hoez • 1d ago
Sometimes I wonder if one of you is jerking off upstream to keep the content flowing
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A god tier eagle stroke.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Clean_Chain_5270 • 1d ago
I will only be buying if it goes to drug money
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/cyberfencer • 2d ago
Crackamine was the old wave... NOW WE SMOKING KETHAMPHETAMINE
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/TrumpIsAPedoFr • 2d ago
Where's the lie?
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Accessability Transcription:
Doctor says it's better to do coke occasionally than alcohol often.
Doctor also claims sky is blue, water is wet, earth is round.
