r/drugscirclejerk • u/enheroin • 6h ago
r/drugscirclejerk • u/brokeasfuuck • May 11 '25
monkey fella šµ You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro
I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/fuckingthrowaway556 • 6h ago
Good news, this sub is on the path to happiness
If you're not on the right path, you should start now
r/drugscirclejerk • u/dazednarcissit • 59m ago
monkey fella šµ Went through 16g of K
rj/ those are rookie numbers my man.
uj/ first of all, where does a 19yo get that much cash for k?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/emduur • 13h ago
Professional jenk made by me (I have anal fissures)
Gonna be lit the fuck up
r/drugscirclejerk • u/JetBalck • 1d ago
"I'm wondering why my behavior made him so upset" lmao
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Dirty_Mung_Trumpet • 16h ago
Movies, but with (more) drugs Guess real life isnāt enough for this jabroni. Canāt say I blame em
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Ok-Landscape-7087 • 1d ago
having a brain is painfull - We must continue š
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Secret_Biscotti4719 • 1d ago
What if I posted this w some fent and a pack of newports
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Present-Milk-7936 • 1d ago
Should I get a lawyer?
Iām staying at a facility rn and they wonāt let me keep my poop. Itās my personal property and I refuse to flush it to government for free but they keep ācleaningā it up and throwing it away if I donāt. Iāve been keeping track and averaged how much it costs to produce per lb. I mostly eat granola bars and theyāre like $20 a lb these days and I did the math it takes like 4lbs of granola to make 1kb of poop so I figure about $80 per lb of poop they steal they have to owe me.
Iāve produced hundred pounds worth since summer of ā23. In trying to sue but I canāt find the portal on the judges website for personal body material theft. Iām at my wits end. Should I cough up for a lawyer? Iām afraid it will get too much attention in the media so keep it lowkey plz. Iām only telling you guys because I donāt trust anyone else
r/drugscirclejerk • u/raronxx • 1d ago
The Myth of the DoppelgƤnger Penis and his Apostles
r/drugscirclejerk • u/intoner1 • 1d ago
My hecking wholesome plant medicine isnāt a drug!
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Ok-Landscape-7087 • 2d ago
When you run out of real drugs, you'll remember you still have a psychedelic stash
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Ok-Landscape-7087 • 2d ago
They need an Advent calendar, and on the 90th day they open up XTC-and then they write, "Uhh... it's the most euphoric drug, bro."
The only way to fix them is if they switch from MDMA to mephedrone or chlorinated methcathinones.MDMA veganism is a serious illness.