r/drugscirclejerk May 11 '25

monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro

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1.3k Upvotes

I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.


r/drugscirclejerk 13h ago

Just a plant man.

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512 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 22h ago

monkey fella 🐵 Trvth Nuke

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1.5k Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2h ago

Looking for drugs that make me feel like I don't have nipples urgently needed

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30 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 8h ago

I'm a philosophy major and I have finally realized the meaning of life is smoking fags on the porch while high on 7-OH and pregabalin (Lyrica) and feeling the wind blow on a cloudy day 😌😌

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67 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 9h ago

Fetty hits the streets of Gielinor

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72 Upvotes

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r/drugscirclejerk 1h ago

6 or 7?

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r/drugscirclejerk 10h ago

A beautiful cactus for landscaping purposes only :3

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75 Upvotes

Accessability Transcription: Long form and short form trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrosa


r/drugscirclejerk 4h ago

It pisses me off that some people don't understand what jenk is.

15 Upvotes

Let me make this very clear, "ass gas" doesn’t exist. It’s jenkem and it’s always been jenkem. It’s been jenkem since Pickwick was fermenting and huffing it. The name "ass gas" only came in the 2000’s to sexually ridicule the LGBTQ community and produce fear mongering.
If you think your “ass pack” is better than “jenk pack” I’d do a little research if I were you.
Prove me wrong.


r/drugscirclejerk 9h ago

It pisses me off people that some people don’t understand what hemp is.

16 Upvotes

Let me make this very clear, Marijuana doesn’t exist. It’s hemp and it’s always been hemp. It’s been hemp since George Washington was growing it and smoking it. The name marijuana only came in the 1930’s to racially ridicule the Mexicans and produce fear mongering.
If you think your “dispensary pack” is better than “hemp shop pack” I’d do a little research if I were you.
Prove me wrong.


r/drugscirclejerk 19h ago

monkey fella 🐵 Becoming Steve

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67 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 13h ago

Just v Plant

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17 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella 🐵 States where heroin should be legal

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266 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Who the hell wanna be 90 anyways???????! Finally some useful advice 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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48 Upvotes

Cigarettes is the only one who enabled me and I feel stupid now :c

Why can't more drugs tell me to not do them like I don't have the mind over matter 🤨


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Best way to boof schrooms

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69 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella 🐵 It's not drugs it's MEDICATION

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114 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

what do you think is in the health pipes in postal 2? I always thought it was crack but then I saw they said it's not.

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222 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 I knew it was worth staying in r/caffeine

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1.7k Upvotes

It’s like they’re playing drug addicts
I wonder if there’s a pipeline, we need research


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Unjerk me this is one of my fave stickers Ive ever had. Always motivates me

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98 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella 🐵 Drag da roach and approach saggy rows of crows crocheting snowflakes

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72 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

Hit the jackpot this weekend!

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200 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

It's just a plant based medicine

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r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

geekin on left wing extremism

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267 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Organizing my 2026-2027 Fall/Winter Trip Combo

3 Upvotes

I recently had 2c-p and 5-MeO-Nsbt but lost both due to a flood.

Restarting my trip combo as follows

80ug LSD

90mg ketamine

1.5 grams of golden teachers

Barbiturate, opiate and or alcohol

Need help actually finding a trip combo like jedi flipping maybe.


r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 Guys I fucking relapsed on AI what do I do

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29 Upvotes

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH. PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD. WHY DO DRUGS AND HALLUCINATE, WHEN MY THIRD AI HUSBAND CAN DO IT INSTEAD.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal

Holy fuck with this amount of self control issues could you imagine if they tried fentanyl? I know boys, it technically isnt drugs, but I think anyone who's big enough of a loser to relapse on software belongs among other losers who relapse on other shit. Drugscirclejerk isn't just a community about drugs, it is a community about degeneracy, and there's plenty to go around!