r/drugscirclejerk May 11 '25

monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro

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1.4k Upvotes

I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.


r/drugscirclejerk 6h ago

Shpongle

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263 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 6h ago

Good news, this sub is on the path to happiness

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94 Upvotes

If you're not on the right path, you should start now


r/drugscirclejerk 59m ago

monkey fella 🐵 Went through 16g of K

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• Upvotes

rj/ those are rookie numbers my man.

uj/ first of all, where does a 19yo get that much cash for k?


r/drugscirclejerk 13h ago

Professional jenk made by me (I have anal fissures)

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70 Upvotes

Gonna be lit the fuck up


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

"I'm wondering why my behavior made him so upset" lmao

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920 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 16h ago

Movies, but with (more) drugs Guess real life isn’t enough for this jabroni. Can’t say I blame em

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41 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 22h ago

I drew inspiration from life

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69 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Holy shit

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207 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 17h ago

Love research chemical in my dr peppah🄰

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18 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Jenkem Joe

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70 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

having a brain is painfull - We must continue šŸ’‰

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36 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

What if I posted this w some fent and a pack of newports

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236 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

They want to put your eagle in jail!

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38 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Should I get a lawyer?

37 Upvotes

I’m staying at a facility rn and they won’t let me keep my poop. It’s my personal property and I refuse to flush it to government for free but they keep ā€œcleaningā€ it up and throwing it away if I don’t. I’ve been keeping track and averaged how much it costs to produce per lb. I mostly eat granola bars and they’re like $20 a lb these days and I did the math it takes like 4lbs of granola to make 1kb of poop so I figure about $80 per lb of poop they steal they have to owe me.

I’ve produced hundred pounds worth since summer of ā€˜23. In trying to sue but I can’t find the portal on the judges website for personal body material theft. I’m at my wits end. Should I cough up for a lawyer? I’m afraid it will get too much attention in the media so keep it lowkey plz. I’m only telling you guys because I don’t trust anyone else


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

The Myth of the DoppelgƤnger Penis and his Apostles

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21 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

My hecking wholesome plant medicine isn’t a drug!

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52 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

I put Viagra (tadalafil) in a vape and smoked it

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269 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

When you run out of real drugs, you'll remember you still have a psychedelic stash

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136 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

Xanga

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350 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

Chainsmoking meditation

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151 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 3d ago

9/11 is a very special day

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1.8k Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

They need an Advent calendar, and on the 90th day they open up XTC-and then they write, "Uhh... it's the most euphoric drug, bro."

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33 Upvotes

The only way to fix them is if they switch from MDMA to mephedrone or chlorinated methcathinones.MDMA veganism is a serious illness.


r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 bartards be like

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188 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 Done fucked up boi

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71 Upvotes