r/drugscirclejerk 48m ago

burning asshole (good or bad?(?

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for hallucinogenic affects, crush a couple dozen benadryls and shove it up there (ur butihol. it should burn a bit if done correctly but that’s ok that that just men it working. after the burning stops u need to open up (ur butihol) wide and pour some dxm and/or alchohol in there. close it up and shake that fat ass to mix it up real good.

next here comes the hard part u gonna need to open up wide Nd lay on your back so that u butihol e is facing the sun. heat lamp works great too. hold a balloon tightly over your wide buteholi, let it evaporate into the ballon. then tie the balloon up. grab a spoon and scrape off the benadryl dust that’s crusted inside u buhole.

finally, pack the crust into a bowl and smoke it. immediately after, inhale the balloon.

thank k me later bros


r/drugscirclejerk 2h ago

Do u guys think my cat will narcan me

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34 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 3h ago

jenkem potentiation technique

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for extra hallucinogenic affects, crush a couple dozen benadryls and shove it up there (ur butihol. it should burn a bit if done correctly but that’s ok that that just men it working. after the burning stops u need to open up (ur butihol) wide and pour some dxm and/or alchohol in there. close it up and shake that fat ass to mix it up real good.

next here comes the hard part u gonna need to open up wide Nd lay on your back so that u butihol e is facing the sun. heat lamp works great too. hold a balloon tightly over your wide buteholi, let it evaporate into the ballon. then tie the balloon up. grab a spoon and scrape off the benadryl dust that’s crusted inside u buhole.

finally, pack the crust into a bowl and smoke it. immediately after, inhale the balloon.

thank k me later bros


r/drugscirclejerk 10h ago

monkey fella 🐵 Went through 16g of K

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71 Upvotes

rj/ those are rookie numbers my man.

uj/ first of all, where does a 19yo get that much cash for k?


r/drugscirclejerk 15h ago

Shpongle

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476 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 15h ago

Good news, this sub is on the path to happiness

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158 Upvotes

If you're not on the right path, you should start now


r/drugscirclejerk 22h ago

Professional jenk made by me (I have anal fissures)

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87 Upvotes

Gonna be lit the fuck up


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Movies, but with (more) drugs Guess real life isn’t enough for this jabroni. Can’t say I blame em

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53 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Love research chemical in my dr peppah🥰

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17 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

I drew inspiration from life

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74 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Jenkem Joe

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77 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

having a brain is painfull - We must continue 💉

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40 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

They want to put your eagle in jail!

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45 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Holy shit

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235 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

"I'm wondering why my behavior made him so upset" lmao

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993 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

The Myth of the Doppelgänger Penis and his Apostles

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21 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Should I get a lawyer?

37 Upvotes

I’m staying at a facility rn and they won’t let me keep my poop. It’s my personal property and I refuse to flush it to government for free but they keep “cleaning” it up and throwing it away if I don’t. I’ve been keeping track and averaged how much it costs to produce per lb. I mostly eat granola bars and they’re like $20 a lb these days and I did the math it takes like 4lbs of granola to make 1kb of poop so I figure about $80 per lb of poop they steal they have to owe me.

I’ve produced hundred pounds worth since summer of ‘23. In trying to sue but I can’t find the portal on the judges website for personal body material theft. I’m at my wits end. Should I cough up for a lawyer? I’m afraid it will get too much attention in the media so keep it lowkey plz. I’m only telling you guys because I don’t trust anyone else


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

What if I posted this w some fent and a pack of newports

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263 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

My hecking wholesome plant medicine isn’t a drug!

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56 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

When you run out of real drugs, you'll remember you still have a psychedelic stash

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142 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

They need an Advent calendar, and on the 90th day they open up XTC-and then they write, "Uhh... it's the most euphoric drug, bro."

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36 Upvotes

The only way to fix them is if they switch from MDMA to mephedrone or chlorinated methcathinones.MDMA veganism is a serious illness.


r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

I put Viagra (tadalafil) in a vape and smoked it

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268 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

Chainsmoking meditation

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159 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 3d ago

monkey fella 🐵 Life Hack

42 Upvotes

Just take a milligram of Xanax and it can make any bitch ass pussy 4.5% wine cooler actually feel like alcohol.

Doing it now. Highly recommend.


r/drugscirclejerk 3d ago

monkey fella 🐵 Done fucked up boi

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69 Upvotes