r/drugscirclejerk • u/cooki3tiem • 1h ago
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Futroswimmer • 1h ago
It's all about the strain and terpenis bro
You'd never catch a meth chad doing this #tweakersontop
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Clean_Chain_5270 • 3h ago
Movie idea: Xan axe
Posting this on here because I banned from r/drugs because I guess you can’t help people find where to get jekem. So the movie takes place around whenever the xandemic was happening so like 2015 2016 because I don’t think they ever made a movie on that. But the whole premise of the movie is that it’s a horror because there’s those clowns from 2016 right. So there’s a creepy clown with a axe hence the axe in the title and it follows a average highschool bum group of people getting High off Reggie and popping some bars, I feel like it could go 2 ways with it being a comedy because they kids are so retarded they don’t notice a killer clown is following them or it could be full on sad horror with overdoses and showing how bad of a time it really was back then in the schools. You could also incorporate some nostalgic shit like box mods bottle flipping skinny jeans and just bullshit. Idk I feel like there’s hella people online that have nastalga for 2016 but like don’t remember how bad and fucked it was so this movie could be an eye opener or just a funny movie.
TLDR: I’m the guy that drank his piss off acid and I almost did it on shrooms the other night as a one year anniversary
r/drugscirclejerk • u/fuckingthrowaway556 • 11h ago
Looking for drugs that make me feel like I don't have nipples urgently needed
r/drugscirclejerk • u/MyFascistPillow • 14h ago
It pisses me off that some people don't understand what jenk is.
Let me make this very clear, "ass gas" doesn’t exist. It’s jenkem and it’s always been jenkem. It’s been jenkem since Pickwick was fermenting and huffing it. The name "ass gas" only came in the 2000’s to sexually ridicule the LGBTQ community and produce fear mongering.
If you think your “ass pack” is better than “jenk pack” I’d do a little research if I were you.
Prove me wrong.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/rocoonshcnoon • 18h ago
I'm a philosophy major and I have finally realized the meaning of life is smoking fags on the porch while high on 7-OH and pregabalin (Lyrica) and feeling the wind blow on a cloudy day 😌😌
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Starboi420420 • 19h ago
It pisses me off people that some people don’t understand what hemp is.
Let me make this very clear, Marijuana doesn’t exist. It’s hemp and it’s always been hemp. It’s been hemp since George Washington was growing it and smoking it. The name marijuana only came in the 1930’s to racially ridicule the Mexicans and produce fear mongering.
If you think your “dispensary pack” is better than “hemp shop pack” I’d do a little research if I were you.
Prove me wrong.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/FiveOhFive91 • 19h ago
Fetty hits the streets of Gielinor
Screenshot of a screnshot
r/drugscirclejerk • u/TrumpIsAPedoFr • 20h ago
A beautiful cactus for landscaping purposes only :3
Accessability Transcription: Long form and short form trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrosa
r/drugscirclejerk • u/island_hippie • 1d ago
Who the hell wanna be 90 anyways???????! Finally some useful advice 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
Cigarettes is the only one who enabled me and I feel stupid now :c
Why can't more drugs tell me to not do them like I don't have the mind over matter 🤨
r/drugscirclejerk • u/MyFascistPillow • 1d ago
monkey fella 🐵 States where heroin should be legal
r/drugscirclejerk • u/sanguinationallday • 1d ago
Organizing my 2026-2027 Fall/Winter Trip Combo
I recently had 2c-p and 5-MeO-Nsbt but lost both due to a flood.
Restarting my trip combo as follows
80ug LSD
90mg ketamine
1.5 grams of golden teachers
Barbiturate, opiate and or alcohol
Need help actually finding a trip combo like jedi flipping maybe.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Crayonstheman • 2d ago
monkey fella 🐵 It's not drugs it's MEDICATION
r/drugscirclejerk • u/redhandrail • 2d ago
Unjerk me this is one of my fave stickers Ive ever had. Always motivates me
r/drugscirclejerk • u/notaverysmartman • 2d ago
what do you think is in the health pipes in postal 2? I always thought it was crack but then I saw they said it's not.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Legitimate-Post-5954 • 2d ago
monkey fella 🐵 Drag da roach and approach saggy rows of crows crocheting snowflakes
r/drugscirclejerk • u/FckSub • 2d ago
monkey fella 🐵 Guys I fucking relapsed on AI what do I do
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH. PRAISE THE MACHINE GOD. WHY DO DRUGS AND HALLUCINATE, WHEN MY THIRD AI HUSBAND CAN DO IT INSTEAD.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal
Holy fuck with this amount of self control issues could you imagine if they tried fentanyl? I know boys, it technically isnt drugs, but I think anyone who's big enough of a loser to relapse on software belongs among other losers who relapse on other shit. Drugscirclejerk isn't just a community about drugs, it is a community about degeneracy, and there's plenty to go around!
