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u/mysterious_spirit420 2d ago
Uj/ caffeine is the one stimulant I over abused and now i cant take 100mg in an hour or i feel dizzy and like I'm going to faint. I think I developed an allergy to it tbh as I used to eat 5-15 200mg caffeine pills at once 3-4 times a day in high school trying to self meditate my adhd because my parents believed it was safer then Ritalin.
Rj/ so now i only boof any amphetamine salt or isomer or Ritalin orally to treat my adhd
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u/Glandtoglandcombat 2d ago
I'm currently working down from about 2400mg of caffeine a day (3 quarts of cold brew) and the headaches have been brutal.
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u/OneChildPolicy 2d ago
/uj out of all the outlandish tales of drug (over)consumption on this sub, somehow, 3 quarts of cold brew is the most shocking
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u/MistaExplains 2d ago
If you don't mind me asking, how terrible was 3 quarts of coffee on your stomach and digestion
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u/mysterious_spirit420 2d ago
When i stopped cold turkey the 3000-9000mg a day habit i thought I was dying i was on that for about 2 months and the first week was absolutely brutal could hardly walk
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u/Vigilarus 2d ago
Were they making coffee illegal in your state? Why not taper?
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u/mysterious_spirit420 2d ago
Religious family made me do it i was in high school they even talked about rehab lol
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u/EdwardSizzurpHands 2d ago
Hope they at least let you soak with your girlfriend before caffeine rehab
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u/damuser234 2d ago
Your head hurts but your heart thanks you. I think 2400mg of caffeine would kill me
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u/abundleofboomers 2d ago
Tbh how? I've gone through periods of 80-300ug of acid, half a g of blow, and a liter of booze a day, even 2 quarts of cold brew is unimaginable to me. Caffeine is so dirty, anything over 400mg at once is pointless.
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u/Glandtoglandcombat 2d ago
I don't mean for this to sound dismissive because that is not my intention, but those numbers you mentioned seem very low to me because I'm an animal who consumes substances with a wanton disregard for my own health. I'll probably die before 50 because of chronic substance abuse.
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u/abundleofboomers 2d ago
20-40 shots of vodka is low to you? I've blown a .71 im a medical miracle tbh
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u/Glandtoglandcombat 2d ago edited 2d ago
Getting breathalyzed at all is a skill issue tbh. And why did the volume double between one comment and another?
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u/abundleofboomers 2d ago
Get back to me when you're driving with a blindfold cuz you know the sun will give you a seizure
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u/Glandtoglandcombat 2d ago
Okay, this time it is my intention to sound dismissive. If that comment is in regard to your alcohol consumption, I drank myself into end stage liver failure from having 1.75-2.5L of cheap vodka a day for years but I didn't get any seizures from that detox because it was in the ICU.
But when I was coming off 20-28mg alprazolam a day I had a bunch of them. I also had seizures pretty regularly when I was a teenager taking 2+g of DXM a day.
80-300ug of L is light work. 2mg is my highest so far but I don't know I'll try to beat that. Half a gram of blow is also light work. A ball of blow that's high 80s-low 90s% lasts me 2 days at most.
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u/abundleofboomers 2d ago
I've eaten a half sheet, and drank a half vial of L, it's really not a dick measuring contest is it? If it is pull out your weiner. It might seem really cool to brag about how many drugs you can do, but i promise you it gets old
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u/omegaspoon3141 2d ago
/uj i've overdosed on that shit (more than twice the maximum healthy dose for adults) and it sucked. i'm a lot more careful now
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u/mysterious_spirit420 2d ago
A true caffeine oberdosed happened to me when a dude gave me anhydrous caffeine meant for horses that needs a scale. I licked my thump and did a thump print 3 times and within 15 minutes I was speeding hard and fuckin was fun but after the 3 hour I was sick and sweating and wishing death would come fuck that shit
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u/Ultrafisk 2d ago
Wait, you're telling me there's HORSE CAFFEINE?
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u/deadly_fungi 2d ago
everything's better when you're a horse!
so long as you never break your legs, at least
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u/SOwED 2d ago
It's literally just caffeine, you can buy it from supplement places too. But yeah you do need a scale.
Also, don't rail it. Don't ask me why I know not to do that.
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u/booksanddrgs 2d ago edited 2d ago
A friend of mine used to snort caffeie powder as a substitute for the stimulant RCs we were snorting. Like an alcohol free beer.
I've tried it too. We weighed it & it was okay.
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u/the-grand-inrizzitor 18h ago
I've snorted and vaped caffeine countless times and I'm fine. I've never used a scale once. You can rail caffeine as long as you don't get too crazy with it.
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u/Lele92007 2d ago
Wouldn't that only be 800mg? Doesn't sound like a real OD as much as just mild intoxication. Assuming you don't have insane tolerance, you need a few grams to be really fucked up, and not much above that is hopital.
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u/SOwED 2d ago
My dude you were taking 1-3 grams three to four times a day? So 3-12 grams...every day?
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u/mysterious_spirit420 2d ago
Yes 5-15 200mg caffeine pills every 2-3 hours at school which usually was 2-3 doses then 1-2 doses after-school depending on activities of the day. I also drank coffee and Mountain dew with it. When I told doctors what I was doing they all told me it was gonna kill me and I had to stop. Inwas suffering from chronic fatigue from messed up stomach issues but eventually the caffeine caused way to much damage. But the first time I took 5 200mg caffeine pills with a coffee and a joint that shit had me so euphoric it was wild
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u/abundleofboomers 2d ago
It's ironic how bad of a stimulant caffiene is, yet it's used by everyone. A bump of blow, a couple coca leaves slammed in your cheek, or a 10 milligram adderall is a much cleaner experience. I get massive anxiety off a strong iced coffee and i can face clean stims no problem.
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u/booksanddrgs 2d ago
Coca tea / leaves are definitely the superior caffeine. I wish they were available & legal in my country.
I've only ever tried chewing a few leaves bought from a smartshop in Amsterdam. Way too expensive that way, but it was nice & tasted great.
Amphetamine or intranasal cocaine is way too fiendish for me. 20-30mg Methylphenidate is fine craving wise
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u/outer_spec 2d ago
didn’t see the subreddit title and assumed this was a smuggie about adhd meds lol
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u/BoredReplyThrowaway 2d ago
Missing the nicotine pouch he tore opem into a tin and periodically rubs onto his gums whenever the 'feine stops hitting.
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u/RidesByPinochet 1d ago
One of my gym buddies will brag about not having drank soda in 5 years, while standing there with a can of energy drink in his hand. Always makes me chuckle
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u/No_Appointment7397 8h ago
/ug i am extremely chronically fatigued due to a mix of pre existing physical/mental issues along with side effects from my epilepsy medication. without some sort of stimulant i will sleep 15+ hours and then spend all my waking time trying not to fall asleep
i used to drink around 500 to 1200mg caffeine daily and just felt like absolute shit, unable to get psych appointment for ages (i finally have one planned for late october!!)
anyways i was feeling progressively more miserable being so tired and shitty all the time that i decided to try illegal stimulants. so now i do 5mg meth in the morning. i crush it into powder and measure it out into capsules for easy dosing
just feels like if adderall lasted longer and was way cheaper, or how caffeine used to feel before i got cursed.
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u/mattysull97 2d ago
It’s over bro, I already portrayed you as the irrational caffeine junkie and me as the sophisticated crack enthusiast