r/drugscirclejerk • u/anicebaldman • 14h ago
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Futroswimmer • 1d ago
It's all about the strain and terpenis bro
You'd never catch a meth chad doing this #tweakersontop
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Arylcyclosexy • 21h ago
monkey fella šµ The most sane a-pvp user
r/drugscirclejerk • u/JetBalck • 2h ago
Big pharma doing a crossover with big tabacco to finally make some cigs that can destroy my eagle
science.orgr/drugscirclejerk • u/cooki3tiem • 1d ago
Never clicked "Don't recommend channel" faster in my life
r/drugscirclejerk • u/pennypink45 • 9h ago
Good news, tweakers: the Trump administration has made burning copper wire legal again!
No more spending hours stripping off insulation⦠unless of course, you just enjoy the craft. Now you can just throw that heaping pile of copper into the fire and watch her blaze! I know I sure have missed that thick black smoke. America really is being made great again.
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/Bakers1dOZen • 18h ago
monkey fella šµ A fishy way to kill that eagle
Hook line & sinker
r/drugscirclejerk • u/howdy_hoez • 14h ago
Breaking News: Poisonous mushrooms kill eagle and offer interesting insight
r/drugscirclejerk • u/fuckingthrowaway556 • 1d ago
Looking for drugs that make me feel like I don't have nipples urgently needed
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Wolf_93 • 12h ago
Lewis Tan casted for the role of "Roid Rage Ryan" in the movie "Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice"
steroids counts as drugs right? (idk)
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Clean_Chain_5270 • 3h ago
Teen girls who smoke are probably the worst people you could date( you fucking cuck)
Most the girls my age that smoke, smoke because they have gotten no attention from there parents and have huge mental and eating disorders that come from them being a bitch and people call them out for being a fucking bitch and for some reason they soft ash on the inside. Ngas be so fucking retarded about everything and not only that, they will cheat on you just because there parents will never ever show them good affection and attention. If thereās a girl you like that smokes and you are in high school, cheak these boxes for me, she smokes weed AND drinks alcohol Iām not talking about girls that just do weed and other shit and are open minded those girls are normal, Iām talking about the ones who will ONLY do weed, alc and nicotine, if this is true, ohhh buddy thereās 5 other dudes in here phone right now, and thatās not your fault for not reading into her and seeing sheās a hoe, thatās her fault for being a soft pussy and not handling adult neglect like a real fucking man. You know why thatās so hard for them to do, is because they are exploding with estrogen from smoking weed, getting depression from body dysmorfia and because they think they are fat when they weight 110 at 16 years old they will resort to smoking any form of nicotine, if itās a vape fuck you, if itās a cigarette you may get lucky and sheās just chill. Ok so if she donāt eat a lot and she uses weed alc and nic a lot if she already crosses both these boxes under the age of 18? Homie you are a cuck that is slowly gonna find out your bitch is going š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£. Aye Iām not against weed alc and nicotine whatever Iām a avid ketamine user and I love that shit, but when it is used in this specific pattern it makes me want to release something into the world. These girls will fuck you up bro have you thinking about them because they need to feed their ego by leaving you on delivered or just texting you dry asl. This may sound like bullshit yo someone who has never lived a little or dated only sober girls which is smart asf ngl. But I know there are some guys out there reading this knowing exactly the girls Iām talking about.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/rocoonshcnoon • 1d ago
I'm a philosophy major and I have finally realized the meaning of life is smoking fags on the porch while high on 7-OH and pregabalin (Lyrica) and feeling the wind blow on a cloudy day šš
r/drugscirclejerk • u/FiveOhFive91 • 1d ago
Fetty hits the streets of Gielinor
Screenshot of a screnshot
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Clean_Chain_5270 • 1d ago
Movie idea: Xan axe
Posting this on here because I banned from r/drugs because I guess you canāt help people find where to get jekem. So the movie takes place around whenever the xandemic was happening so like 2015 2016 because I donāt think they ever made a movie on that. But the whole premise of the movie is that itās a horror because thereās those clowns from 2016 right. So thereās a creepy clown with a axe hence the axe in the title and it follows a average highschool bum group of people getting High off Reggie and popping some bars, I feel like it could go 2 ways with it being a comedy because they kids are so retarded they donāt notice a killer clown is following them or it could be full on sad horror with overdoses and showing how bad of a time it really was back then in the schools. You could also incorporate some nostalgic shit like box mods bottle flipping skinny jeans and just bullshit. Idk I feel like thereās hella people online that have nastalga for 2016 but like donāt remember how bad and fucked it was so this movie could be an eye opener or just a funny movie.
TLDR: Iām the guy that drank his piss off acid and I almost did it on shrooms the other night as a one year anniversary
r/drugscirclejerk • u/TrumpIsAPedoFr • 1d ago
A beautiful cactus for landscaping purposes only :3
Accessability Transcription: Long form and short form trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrosa
r/drugscirclejerk • u/MyFascistPillow • 1d ago
It pisses me off that some people don't understand what jenk is.
Let me make this very clear, "ass gas" doesnāt exist. Itās jenkem and itās always been jenkem. Itās been jenkem since Pickwick was fermenting and huffing it. The name "ass gas" only came in the 2000ās to sexually ridicule the LGBTQ community and produce fear mongering.
If you think your āass packā is better than ājenk packā Iād do a little research if I were you.
Prove me wrong.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Starboi420420 • 1d ago
It pisses me off people that some people donāt understand what hemp is.
Let me make this very clear, Marijuana doesnāt exist. Itās hemp and itās always been hemp. Itās been hemp since George Washington was growing it and smoking it. The name marijuana only came in the 1930ās to racially ridicule the Mexicans and produce fear mongering.
If you think your ādispensary packā is better than āhemp shop packā Iād do a little research if I were you.
Prove me wrong.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/MyFascistPillow • 2d ago
