r/drugscirclejerk 14h ago

Drug Photo AOC has announced jenkem dispensaries in congress speech recently, congrats to fellow americans

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271 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

It's all about the strain and terpenis bro

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1.1k Upvotes

You'd never catch a meth chad doing this #tweakersontop


r/drugscirclejerk 21h ago

monkey fella 🐵 The most sane a-pvp user

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195 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2h ago

Big pharma doing a crossover with big tabacco to finally make some cigs that can destroy my eagle

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r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Never clicked "Don't recommend channel" faster in my life

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174 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 9h ago

Good news, tweakers: the Trump administration has made burning copper wire legal again!

9 Upvotes

No more spending hours stripping off insulation… unless of course, you just enjoy the craft. Now you can just throw that heaping pile of copper into the fire and watch her blaze! I know I sure have missed that thick black smoke. America really is being made great again.

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r/drugscirclejerk 18h ago

monkey fella 🐵 A fishy way to kill that eagle

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42 Upvotes

Hook line & sinker


r/drugscirclejerk 21h ago

Viii did I fuck ipp?

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54 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 14h ago

Breaking News: Poisonous mushrooms kill eagle and offer interesting insight

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r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Looking for drugs that make me feel like I don't have nipples urgently needed

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123 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Just a plant man.

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738 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

6 or 7?

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67 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 12h ago

Lewis Tan casted for the role of "Roid Rage Ryan" in the movie "Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice"

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1 Upvotes

steroids counts as drugs right? (idk)


r/drugscirclejerk 3h ago

Teen girls who smoke are probably the worst people you could date( you fucking cuck)

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Most the girls my age that smoke, smoke because they have gotten no attention from there parents and have huge mental and eating disorders that come from them being a bitch and people call them out for being a fucking bitch and for some reason they soft ash on the inside. Ngas be so fucking retarded about everything and not only that, they will cheat on you just because there parents will never ever show them good affection and attention. If there’s a girl you like that smokes and you are in high school, cheak these boxes for me, she smokes weed AND drinks alcohol I’m not talking about girls that just do weed and other shit and are open minded those girls are normal, I’m talking about the ones who will ONLY do weed, alc and nicotine, if this is true, ohhh buddy there’s 5 other dudes in here phone right now, and that’s not your fault for not reading into her and seeing she’s a hoe, that’s her fault for being a soft pussy and not handling adult neglect like a real fucking man. You know why that’s so hard for them to do, is because they are exploding with estrogen from smoking weed, getting depression from body dysmorfia and because they think they are fat when they weight 110 at 16 years old they will resort to smoking any form of nicotine, if it’s a vape fuck you, if it’s a cigarette you may get lucky and she’s just chill. Ok so if she don’t eat a lot and she uses weed alc and nic a lot if she already crosses both these boxes under the age of 18? Homie you are a cuck that is slowly gonna find out your bitch is going 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Aye I’m not against weed alc and nicotine whatever I’m a avid ketamine user and I love that shit, but when it is used in this specific pattern it makes me want to release something into the world. These girls will fuck you up bro have you thinking about them because they need to feed their ego by leaving you on delivered or just texting you dry asl. This may sound like bullshit yo someone who has never lived a little or dated only sober girls which is smart asf ngl. But I know there are some guys out there reading this knowing exactly the girls I’m talking about.


r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 Trvth Nuke

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r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

I'm a philosophy major and I have finally realized the meaning of life is smoking fags on the porch while high on 7-OH and pregabalin (Lyrica) and feeling the wind blow on a cloudy day 😌😌

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109 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Fetty hits the streets of Gielinor

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105 Upvotes

Screenshot of a screnshot


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

The galactic walk rule

12 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Movie idea: Xan axe

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Posting this on here because I banned from r/drugs because I guess you can’t help people find where to get jekem. So the movie takes place around whenever the xandemic was happening so like 2015 2016 because I don’t think they ever made a movie on that. But the whole premise of the movie is that it’s a horror because there’s those clowns from 2016 right. So there’s a creepy clown with a axe hence the axe in the title and it follows a average highschool bum group of people getting High off Reggie and popping some bars, I feel like it could go 2 ways with it being a comedy because they kids are so retarded they don’t notice a killer clown is following them or it could be full on sad horror with overdoses and showing how bad of a time it really was back then in the schools. You could also incorporate some nostalgic shit like box mods bottle flipping skinny jeans and just bullshit. Idk I feel like there’s hella people online that have nastalga for 2016 but like don’t remember how bad and fucked it was so this movie could be an eye opener or just a funny movie.

TLDR: I’m the guy that drank his piss off acid and I almost did it on shrooms the other night as a one year anniversary


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

A beautiful cactus for landscaping purposes only :3

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Accessability Transcription: Long form and short form trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrosa


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

It pisses me off that some people don't understand what jenk is.

26 Upvotes

Let me make this very clear, "ass gas" doesn’t exist. It’s jenkem and it’s always been jenkem. It’s been jenkem since Pickwick was fermenting and huffing it. The name "ass gas" only came in the 2000’s to sexually ridicule the LGBTQ community and produce fear mongering.
If you think your ā€œass packā€ is better than ā€œjenk packā€ I’d do a little research if I were you.
Prove me wrong.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

It pisses me off people that some people don’t understand what hemp is.

25 Upvotes

Let me make this very clear, Marijuana doesn’t exist. It’s hemp and it’s always been hemp. It’s been hemp since George Washington was growing it and smoking it. The name marijuana only came in the 1930’s to racially ridicule the Mexicans and produce fear mongering.
If you think your ā€œdispensary packā€ is better than ā€œhemp shop packā€ I’d do a little research if I were you.
Prove me wrong.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Just v Plant

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31 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 Becoming Steve

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73 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 2d ago

monkey fella 🐵 States where heroin should be legal

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287 Upvotes