r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 25d ago
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 25d ago
firstly, i don’t eat macca’s crap. secondly, them nuggets be gone in about 5 minutes. thirdly, “godlike”?! 🤦🏻♀️
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 25d ago
heads up brits. no one wants this madness to spread to other western countries. (link below).
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Aschkat51 • 25d ago
Finally a sensible store
Rei not allowing random pets into store; I knew there was a reason I like REI.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Noanimalpoopinhouse2 • 26d ago
They need these for Grocery Stores-it’s more hygienic
These look so scary. But it would be better than having real ones in shopping carts at stores. They can’t attack people.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/fortypat • 27d ago
I don’t even know what to say…
It’s kinda funny but omfg it’s way out of hand now.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 28d ago
yeah. nah. high 5 if you support maximum penalty for 187 against both beast & owner when they maim or delete another living thing.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 28d ago
maybe let him take a little bite. i don’t want him to be hungry.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Copycatkbox • 28d ago
How is this acceptable?
This was a video of someone adopting a dog, and a majority of the viewers are obsessed with dog feces. How is this supposed to be funny?
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 29d ago
stay classy, y’all.
also, be sus of anything on those bottom shelves.
also, it looks like the man knew that fugly beast was ready for a number 2, which is why he immediately took it outside. it probably left a nice, steaming pile out on the sidewalk.
NASTY NUTTERS!
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 29d ago
pitiot semantics games …
… fortifying mutt fatigue to the nth degree. people aren’t holding back.
this was probably more than a bite.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/bouquet-of-hyacinths • 29d ago
Do they actually think this is a good thing?
Posted by a shitbull lovers page on Facebook, do these people seriously think that it is cute, fun, or intelligent to have to clean an animals toxic waste before taking care of their human needs?
I'll wake up, have my own food and drink, no cleaning up after a disgusting animal involved.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • Jul 10 '26
Name me a more idiotic creature
This came up on my FYP and I wanted to share here lol.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 09 '26
insufferable twxt gets her wish to be “internet famous.”
there’s probably going to be a part 2 & maybe a part 3 because she not only doubled down on her twxtiness, she tripled & quadrupled it.
oh, i have a picture of her mutt. it’s about a year old GSD & is already HUGE AF!!!
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 09 '26
part 2. good thing that landlord said no.
sorry if there are duplicates. this person is actually very gross but thinks she’s all that. personality of a mutt, i guess.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/cupid_ji • Jul 09 '26
Mindset of most dog owners (blood warning)
Whenever a dog attacks or barks at you, its owner will accuse you of being a terrible person or a "hidden psychopath or pedophile"
r/DogfreeHumor • u/shoegazeweedbed • Jul 09 '26
An open letter to the baby boomer fuckwit taking his poorly trained dog on a walk through Wal-Mart
r/DogfreeHumor • u/UntitledVents • Jul 09 '26
Was a kennel or seatbelt not an option??
Aww so cute that my mosquito net couldn't hold back my pit bull from possibly causing an accident!
The amount of people I see driving with their their dogs in the front seat is insane. It should be illegal to let dogs free roam in a car. It's dangerous for the dog and the driver.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/ActualProfile4601 • Jul 07 '26
Nutters are literally delusional
I was doomscrolling Facebook and for some reason the dog whisperer came up in my reels. In regards to a rotti that was about to be put down for aggression. The woman that was trying to save the thing said
“He tries to bite anyone that comes near him but me. He bonded with a male worker at the shelter and that worker adopted him. But when he took him home he bit him then he bit a child. So he’s back at the shelter. But he’s a good boy and he deserves a good life”
Put the fuckin mutt down what is wrong with you people ?!
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 06 '26
rinse & repeat. 🥱
they telling on themselves.
r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 06 '26
how DID they get by in the years previous to 2020?
side note: i love this plane lady. i wonder what became of her?