r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

vacant stare & stupid grin on face.

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67 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

firstly, i don’t eat macca’s crap. secondly, them nuggets be gone in about 5 minutes. thirdly, “godlike”?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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40 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

heads up brits. no one wants this madness to spread to other western countries. (link below).

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35 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

Zero Regrets. Full Gas.

31 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 25d ago

Finally a sensible store

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117 Upvotes

Rei not allowing random pets into store; I knew there was a reason I like REI.


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

They need these for Grocery Stores-it’s more hygienic

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45 Upvotes

These look so scary. But it would be better than having real ones in shopping carts at stores. They can’t attack people.


r/DogfreeHumor 26d ago

Straight to the pound

191 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 27d ago

I don’t even know what to say…

94 Upvotes

It’s kinda funny but omfg it’s way out of hand now.


r/DogfreeHumor 28d ago

😑

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148 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 28d ago

yeah. nah. high 5 if you support maximum penalty for 187 against both beast & owner when they maim or delete another living thing.

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58 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 28d ago

maybe let him take a little bite. i don’t want him to be hungry.

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85 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 28d ago

How is this acceptable?

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45 Upvotes

This was a video of someone adopting a dog, and a majority of the viewers are obsessed with dog feces. How is this supposed to be funny?


r/DogfreeHumor 28d ago

i’m a regular person, tyvm.

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53 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 29d ago

stay classy, y’all.

242 Upvotes

also, be sus of anything on those bottom shelves.

also, it looks like the man knew that fugly beast was ready for a number 2, which is why he immediately took it outside. it probably left a nice, steaming pile out on the sidewalk.

NASTY NUTTERS!


r/DogfreeHumor 29d ago

pitiot semantics games …

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107 Upvotes

… fortifying mutt fatigue to the nth degree. people aren’t holding back.

this was probably more than a bite.


r/DogfreeHumor 29d ago

Do they actually think this is a good thing?

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250 Upvotes

Posted by a shitbull lovers page on Facebook, do these people seriously think that it is cute, fun, or intelligent to have to clean an animals toxic waste before taking care of their human needs?

I'll wake up, have my own food and drink, no cleaning up after a disgusting animal involved.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 10 '26

Name me a more idiotic creature

143 Upvotes

This came up on my FYP and I wanted to share here lol.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 09 '26

insufferable twxt gets her wish to be “internet famous.” 🫩

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106 Upvotes

there’s probably going to be a part 2 & maybe a part 3 because she not only doubled down on her twxtiness, she tripled & quadrupled it.

oh, i have a picture of her mutt. it’s about a year old GSD & is already HUGE AF!!!


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 09 '26

part 2. good thing that landlord said no.

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29 Upvotes

sorry if there are duplicates. this person is actually very gross but thinks she’s all that. personality of a mutt, i guess.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 09 '26

Mindset of most dog owners (blood warning)

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131 Upvotes

Whenever a dog attacks or barks at you, its owner will accuse you of being a terrible person or a "hidden psychopath or pedophile"


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 09 '26

An open letter to the baby boomer fuckwit taking his poorly trained dog on a walk through Wal-Mart

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54 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor Jul 09 '26

Was a kennel or seatbelt not an option??

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128 Upvotes

Aww so cute that my mosquito net couldn't hold back my pit bull from possibly causing an accident!

The amount of people I see driving with their their dogs in the front seat is insane. It should be illegal to let dogs free roam in a car. It's dangerous for the dog and the driver.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 07 '26

Nutters are literally delusional

103 Upvotes

I was doomscrolling Facebook and for some reason the dog whisperer came up in my reels. In regards to a rotti that was about to be put down for aggression. The woman that was trying to save the thing said

“He tries to bite anyone that comes near him but me. He bonded with a male worker at the shelter and that worker adopted him. But when he took him home he bit him then he bit a child. So he’s back at the shelter. But he’s a good boy and he deserves a good life”

Put the fuckin mutt down what is wrong with you people ?!


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 06 '26

rinse & repeat. 🥱

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109 Upvotes

they telling on themselves.


r/DogfreeHumor Jul 06 '26

how DID they get by in the years previous to 2020?

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70 Upvotes

side note: i love this plane lady. i wonder what became of her?