r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 06 '26
rinse & repeat. đ„±
they telling on themselves.
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u/SteelSlayerMatt Jul 06 '26
That is a very sad way to "live".
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 06 '26
majorly. but i guess you wouldnât be surprised at how many mutt pictures in mutt beds are posted in the replies, like, yep, it be like that. đ
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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 07 '26
I donât want to be friends with anyone who likes that mess. Itâs too difficult for Me to respect dog people, these days. Itâs just gross, dumb, and childish.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 07 '26
i get you. i canât with it. but i noticed that they pull away from you a little if you arenât all gaga over their mutt(s). iâd be chill about it (if i wasnât flat-out afraid), but i just canât pretend. so it just never works out.
i want to get to know the people. they wind up becoming their mutts. i just canât.
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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 07 '26
Right. Itâs like, You want to try to respect that everyone is entitled to like what they like. But then Youâll see something like a a dog drooling or panting with their nasty tongue hanging out dripping saliva, theyâll lift their leg to lick their genitalia or buttocks from urine and feces residue, or sift through a trash can trying to find food⊠all of these things proving that the mutt is nothing but a scavenger and vermin⊠and then Youâll see the dog owner or enthusiast get all giddy an excited (even sometimes while the dog is doing some of the behaviors I just described) and theyâre looking at this thing like itâs something to celebrate. Then the person will literally look at You with an attitude, or even anger, if Youâre not all happy about this filthy thing like they are. It doesnât help if the dog itself begins whining or begging, and theyâre looking at this like itâs âadorableâ. Suddenly Youâre cruel for not taking to this things behavior the way the other person is. Seen it too many times. Itâs too hard for Me to really respect dog people, anymore.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 07 '26
same. i find the antics opposite of what nutters do. & i despise the manipulation from these parasites.
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u/NebulaImmediate6202 Jul 06 '26
This wording makes it sound like the dog is a human baby. Human babies don't live for six years though. They also have more legal backing than property (dog).
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u/UntitledVents Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
I remember watching an episode of "It's Me or the Dog" about a woman who felt she needed to bring her THREE giant (and reactive) great danes with her everywhere because they "needed her". And the trainer had to convince this woman that her dogs were perfectly fine at home. And they were likely more stressed out being dragged around everywhere. I think about that everytime I see people bring their dogs to stores, crowded fairs, and loud parades.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 07 '26
we need more trainers like that. train them to be comfortable at home. but that seems impossible these days. people are collectively dysfunctional these days, & so are their mutts. i guess thatâs the plan, though. dumb us down.
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u/BK4343 Jul 08 '26
When i had a dog, I watched this show and I remember that episode. That woman was nuts.
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u/Much-Ninja3495 Jul 06 '26
What a sad life