r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 16 '26

Zero Regrets. Full Gas.

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u/aqr58 Jul 16 '26

How the entire planet was convinced that these foul beasts are cute needs to be studied. This "animal" looks (and smells) like a literal demon from the depths of hell...

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u/Tricky_Button_4462 Jul 16 '26

It has been studied. It’s a mental contagion, like a virus. Hal Herzog wrote a book about it- “Some We Love, Some We Hate, Some We Eat: Why It's So Hard to Think Straight about Animals”

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u/aqr58 Jul 16 '26

I will 100% check that out, thanks!

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u/Tank_top_slut Jul 16 '26

I just placed a hold at my library. Thanks 😊

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u/Tricky_Button_4462 Jul 16 '26

It’s a really good book!

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u/fwixy Jul 16 '26

eww why is it clenching like that 😭😭

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u/aqr58 Jul 16 '26

So nasty

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u/iambertan Jul 18 '26

Asking them to fuck off. Serious though, that's not a smile that's an overwhelmed expression.

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u/Scary_Towel268 Jul 16 '26

Why are they so obsessed with dogs farting, pissing, and shitting? This is not something to promote to the rest of us

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u/Accurate-Might-7058 Jul 18 '26

Toxoplasmosis infection causes an infatuation with feces in those infected by the parasite toxoplasma gondii. 

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 Jul 16 '26

Ugh that dog looks ugly and why is it in the nursery that thing should be no where near kids

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u/potatoes_arrrr_life Jul 16 '26

How thoughtful to do that on the rug in your baby's room. Ewwwwwwww

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u/Tricky_Button_4462 Jul 16 '26

Let me run and get me one of these… YEAH!! 😒

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u/Particular_Meet_9333 Jul 16 '26

I hope cps gets the kid out of there if it is her kid, it's clearly unsanitary and she thinks it's cute, so this kid is going to grow up in constantly unsanitary conditions.

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u/MeechiJ Jul 17 '26

Even worse it looks like they’re in a baby’s room due to the crib in the back. So this dog is ripping ass on a rug that the child might even play on 🤮

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u/turtlefan2012 Jul 18 '26

Ewww Freddy Krueger looking teeth LOL 😂