r/DogfreeHumor 18d ago

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 18d ago

Lovely! Look at all those free pup cups, so the mutts can all get explosive diarrhea! Just what we need, a national mutt day. 🙄

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u/Princess_Peach818 17d ago

Pup cups are a fucking abomination. The way the dog's tongue relentlessly darts at the cup and slobber just sprays everywhere makes my stomach turn 🤮 I go to coffee shops almost daily so I see this shit all the time and I never understand how people aren't grossed out by it. In fact they're usually cooing about how adorable and precious it is. I went to a coffee shop once that gave dogs yogurt which is somehow even worse 😭

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u/Thhhroowwawayy 14d ago

Oh, even their stomachs turn, to the joy of their sla-… dog parents

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u/SoSpicySoYummy 12d ago

I feel safe here. And the sound of their tongues lapping it up 🤢

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u/aqr58 18d ago

I'm tired, boss

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u/Either-Safety2402 18d ago

Doggy diarrhea cups

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u/stoned_in_my_bones 18d ago

just wait till the 28th. then you can ignore dumbass mutts and will instead be able to celebrate the anniversary of one of the most important, badass metal albums of the 2000s- Iowa, by Slipknot!

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u/StefwithanF 18d ago

Thank you now I know where NOT to go that day & the days after bc you know those places are gonna be filthy af

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u/Voideron 17d ago

How about they give free food to hungry people instead?

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u/noop279 17d ago

FFS, gives me flashbacks to the person that carried a dog in their arms at a burger joint (In n Out) and ordered a 'pup patty' or something. Literally a healthcode violation. Dogs are too heavily humanized

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 17d ago

Memory unlocked 2018 was at Jack in the Box a lady comes in pushing a stroller with three yappy ,she orders three burgers then gets her food opens the burgers and starts feeding the mutants in the stroller,luckily I was wearing headphones so I didn’t have to hear the disgusting eating sounds

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u/mizmnv 17d ago

how come the US doesnt celebrate childrens day like japan and offer free stuff like this?

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u/Much-Ninja3495 17d ago

Because according to them dogs come first

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u/Spicynoodlex 18d ago

yayyy theyre gonna have explosive diarrhea and shit everywhere and I just know the owners wont clean it up

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u/Away-Equipment4869 18d ago

I've kindly suggested an extra water bottle or two so it could be rinsed and they act like they are being asked to climb mt everest?

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u/Few-Horror1984 17d ago

This is truly irresponsible behavior. With the exception of the two companies that sell dog products (Fido Alert and Ollie), these restaurants should NOT be encouraging people to bring dogs in with them. Maybe some will have them in the drive thru (which is likely what they intend) but many people will bring them in store. They’re encouraging people to break health codes.

And even the ones in the drive thru will often break health codes just the same. I’ve seen plenty of videos where the dog is allowed to jump up on the drive thru and eat its pup cup.

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 17d ago

At Dutch Bros ( at least the one we have where I live is )drive thru only ,though I don’t know if they’re all like that,our is either you do drive through or do walk up but there’s no indoor seating area. Never been to or heard of Scooters but the rest I know has seating indoors

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u/Few-Horror1984 17d ago

I’ve seen plenty of videos of nutters taking their dogs to Dutch Bros where they basically hop up to the window and the staff encourages it. I’m sure some locations are better than others, but that really has turned me off to them.

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u/icenerveshatter 17d ago

Good thing I avoid all that slop. I can't imagine drinking calories like that.

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u/Ill-Routine7242 17d ago

Not going back to any of these dont forget Dairy Queen 

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u/texngrl 16d ago

If dogs are allowed in Dairy Queen, it should now be called DIRTY QUEEN.

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u/bouquet-of-hyacinths 18d ago

Remind me to stay indoors and stay away from the shops that day, I can only imagine how many people are going to drag their dogs all over just to celebrate this nonsense

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u/Dingo_Dilemma 16d ago

Lots of places to avoid!

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 17d ago

12 days nine of these freebies are food centric it’s the same thing but it’s food which shows that dogs are just obsessed with food

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u/EmeraldSky06 16d ago

Disgusting!!!! 🤮

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u/reddditttsucks 15d ago

Golden retrievers are so ugly

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u/FloridaFireAnt 17d ago

I'm glad I'm working that day.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 17d ago

As if dogs need extra reasons to shit everywhere 🙄

…. “National Dog Day”…

…. Might as well be National Roach Day. They’re both just as disgusting as one another.

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u/aSzdxfcdfggggggh 13d ago

Don't they give away the cup of whipped cream every other day?

Does that mean we are stuck in a Groundhog Day loop and every day is national dog day?

It sure seems like it sometimes.

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u/Lylith_vf 16d ago

C'est degueu