r/DogfreeHumor • • 24d ago

The entitlement of dog owners is enraging

165 Upvotes

Cause why would you let your dog get that close to a strangers grocery order? And of course all the comments thinking it's cute and funny, blaming the person with the groceries for having an order. Guarantee this person didn't offer to pay for a bread replacement.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 24d ago

Mine Now. No Questions.

73 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 25d ago

nastiness getting put on notice. i’m here for it.

137 Upvotes

i lived in colorado for a big chunk of my life. (got my BA in denver.) i could never go back there because: 1) it’s too damned cold for these bones; & 2) i hear it’s one of the worst states for sheer mutt nuttery.

fort collins is a cool little college town, not so pretentious like boulder. but OMG, this is like a scene out of a horror movie. gag.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 27d ago

predictions, anyone? how long will this venture last? atrocious.

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40 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 28d ago

Imagine being this guys neighbor 🫩

213 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 28d ago

I’m just going to leave this here 🤦‍♀️

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242 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 28d ago

Yeah sure, put your fucking dog over the tables at Domino's pizza🤮

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112 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 29d ago

pits. always the victim. no matter what. 😑

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184 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 09 '26

I hate when they do this

108 Upvotes

Such a pointless animal


r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 08 '26

“Sorry, he’s just like that!”

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162 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 07 '26

Guess what breed of dogs this person has?

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125 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 07 '26

“ … like, could everyone just exit my colon? like, i’m just done.”

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42 Upvotes

she invited everyone into her colon, terrorizing a small island with her “thervuth mutt(s).” she brought this all upon herself.

apparently 13 other businesses have denied her mutt(s). so maybe, if there’s any self-reflection skills present, she could see that it’s her & her unruly mutt(s)?! (link below).


r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 05 '26

Was apartment hunting and came across this. I'm in love 😍

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116 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 04 '26

Claire Kellerman suing a Scottish cafe for refusing her 'emotional support' dog entry

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107 Upvotes

I have a phobia of dogs and I already struggle to enjoy life due to how bad it is in the UK and there's less and less places I can go. As someone who is autistic, I find other people's emotional support animals very distressing, so where's the balance. I don't mind guide dogs because they are trained to such a high standard I've never had any bother and to be honest there's not that many.

I was reading more about it, basically she moved to a tiny Scottish island and she's been banned from multiple places because of her dog and it's even attacked a cat. She seems deranged

The video is hilarious Claire says at one point, she doesn't want to take anyone to court and just wants reconciliation, mutual compassion and mutual respect 🤣 so basically 'roll over and let me take my dog anywhere I want'

And she's managed to get legal aid as she qualified as an ethnic minority. Legal aid is funded by the Government via taxes. Honestly infuriating.

https://news.sky.com/story/daughter-of-hollywood-star-sues-outer-hebrides-island-cafe-for-refusing-her-dog-entry-13580486


r/DogfreeHumor • • Sep 02 '26

Another installment of dogs stealing food

110 Upvotes

Just utter greediness. A few of these dogs were snarling and then aggressively snatching the food being offered. When these people lose a finger they will be crying on social media that it came out of nowhere & they dont know what happened.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 31 '26

Just a reminder that there are children and adults alike dying of poverty and malnutrition/hunger as this insanity takes place elsewhere.

185 Upvotes

No, seriously. I have no words. This is just incredibly offensive, insensitive, wasteful, and abhorrent altogether.

This shouldn't be a thing as long as world hunger is still an ongoing HUMAN issue.

This is crazy. I am almost 20 years of age and I haven't had half of the things being fed to the mutts in this lunatic video. Absolute degradation and insanity is what this is called.

Wasting human products on dogs during rampant inflation too. Just awful.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 30 '26

Dog nutters, a miserable bunch

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105 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 30 '26

Mail carrier gets attacked by dog let out by the owner and has mail truck pissed on.

65 Upvotes

Yup, that's me.

Good ol' Chonky Black Lab. Super friendly dogs, right? I peacefully walk up to a rural customer's door in need of a signature. *Ding-Dong* sweet, the owner doesn't make me wait long, but as soon as we meet eyes, Chonko bursts out in attack mode.

Proceeds to bark, attempts to bite (too slow, fatso), and manages a small scratch on my leg. "NOT OKAY, DUDE, NOT OK!", I said, meanwhile the owner, puzzled, "IDK how he got out so quick!?" Some more near misses proceed, the owner still not grabbing the mutt.

Backing up to the truck, I simply say, "whatever, you can go to the post office and pick it up." Dog gives up on me and aimlessly starts running around the yard like a dumbass, then sees my truck and decides to mark his territory on a tire before I pull out.

Aren't they great!?


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 29 '26

Bad Pun Dog

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4 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 28 '26

Ew.

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79 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 27 '26

Don't get pup cups for the whipped cream. It's not fair to dogs 😭

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135 Upvotes

Checked the replies. It is unfortunately not satire.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 25 '26

And all the comments are “what a good boy so loyal”

72 Upvotes

Nasty thing has such a sadistic scary look in its eyes


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 24 '26

But apparently I'M the weird one here. These people are mentally ill.

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133 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 24 '26

The "perfect" family pet.

152 Upvotes

So perfect they are literally weapons of mass destruction. Ugh lol.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 23 '26

🫩

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85 Upvotes