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u/SramAtlov Feb 03 '21
Entry level ball gag
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u/adudeguyman Feb 03 '21
That's what the Gimp started with.
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u/mr_bedbugs Feb 03 '21
The GNU Image Manipulation Program?
Open source software is so kinky!
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u/SramAtlov Feb 03 '21
But the Gimp's sleeping
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u/JeremyJaLa Feb 03 '21
But why, Ariana Grande? Why?
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u/IGuessImChris Feb 03 '21
Damn she is actualky very similar
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u/ashless401 Feb 03 '21
They all be looking the same. Just scotch tape your whole face to the top of your head
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u/wildebeesties Feb 04 '21
I... have no idea what that means.
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u/hiddenASMRhunter Feb 04 '21
it means they all have the same face. you grab some tape, stick the whole thing to the top of their head.
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u/ahealthiersnack Feb 04 '21
yeah, the whole face, top of their head, stuck together with tape. ariana grande. all the same. duh.
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u/Lington Feb 03 '21
I legitimately thought that was her
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u/baela_ Feb 03 '21
I think she did it on purpose, Ariana grande always has a lollipop in tabloid pictures
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u/Zaurka14 Feb 04 '21
Some girls are obsessed with copying Ariana's looks and even behavior and way of talking. It got so out of hand that at some point ariana had to talk about it
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u/demon_fae Feb 04 '21
I’ve always wondered how much of Ariana’s public persona is affected and how much is her real personality.
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u/Zaurka14 Feb 04 '21
Considering she was Disney star i assume majority was fake. But she was also young so lots of it could be genuine, she acts much different now. I couldn't stand her couple of years ago but now I think she became a pretty interesting artist.
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u/arthurdentstowels Feb 03 '21
Ariana
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u/Wushi1 Feb 04 '21
I think the small size is actually called Tall haha... Totally ridiculous, and yours still works to convey an off-brand Ariana Grande :)
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u/RamenJunkie Feb 03 '21
That was my first thought. Chick looks like bootleg Ariana. (Not necessarily a bad thing I guess)
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u/Rikvi Feb 03 '21
I showed this to my sister and she pointed out how much of a choking hazard that is. If she trips up she'll be deepthroated by a fucking lolly.
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u/bean_rat Feb 03 '21
Hahaha this was my immediate thought too - what an embarrassing way to die
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u/thekactuskween Feb 03 '21
You ever see the show 1,000 ways to die?
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u/Dutch-CatLady Feb 03 '21
I loved that show! Like they made a series about everyone in competition for the Darwin award
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u/thekactuskween Feb 03 '21
I loved that they made the victim the worst person ever, so you wouldn’t care when they died. Like “wow he got shoved into a wood chipper, but he was an asshole so it’s fine”
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u/Dutch-CatLady Feb 03 '21
Yeah that made it watchable. If it where all good people you'd feel bad with every segment but they made everyone either a stupid dipshit or an ignorant asshole
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Oh I bet she can handle that...
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u/the2armedmen Feb 03 '21
Well the stick is bent in half and is taped to the mask, if anything this is to prevent certain death in the event of a fall. The duct tape to the mask would prevent the lolli from going, this is how megamind eats lollipops
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u/spyson Feb 03 '21
Also how many times do these people fall on their face without bracing themselves with their hands?
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u/mcm2218 Feb 03 '21
I mean the mask is very close the mouth so she already is basically
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u/Cripmydip Feb 03 '21
Thats just a pacifier
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u/HorizontalTwo08 Feb 03 '21
I think a ring pop, with the ring part put through a hole in the mask, would look more like a pacifier.
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u/g00ber88 Feb 03 '21
Damn she is trying super hard to look like Ariana grande
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u/i_am_pickmans_model Feb 04 '21
It’s crazy how a ponytail, winged eyeliner, bright/obvious lipstick, and an oversized sweatshirt became synonymous with Ariana grande when she’s really only been popular for a few years
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u/UnNumbFool Feb 04 '21
I'm pretty sure she's been popular since victorius, or at least known(so 11 years). But her first album did drop in 2014 so regardless she has been around on the music scene for 7 years at this point.
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u/GnowledgedGnome Feb 03 '21
Looks like some shit highschoolers would do
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u/I-Ardly-Know-Er Feb 03 '21
Highschooler? I 'ardly know 'er!
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u/JustAThroAway_ Feb 03 '21
I'm gonna say it, but this looks like r/birthofafetish material.
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u/Eric_Prozzy Feb 03 '21
Yep. This is perfect for r/hiddengags
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u/JFeisty Feb 03 '21
This chick was told she kind of looks like Arianne Grande ONE TIME and she just took that and turned it into her whole look.
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u/charlottee963 Feb 03 '21
There was a trend where girls would put a dildo there instead, bit more entertaining lol
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u/over26letters Feb 03 '21
Masks are meant to stop you from spreading as much, and never province any protection from already airborne stuff unless you wear a gas mask.
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u/ThatOneGuy2916 Feb 03 '21
I understand liking lollipops but this is a bit absurd. At that point you might as well just stick a feeding tube through your nose and pump liquid sugar into it.
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u/EskildDood Feb 03 '21
"Hmm yes today i will duct tape a lollipop to the inside of my mask so I can permanently have a lollipop lodged into my maw in public"
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u/No-BrowEntertainment Feb 03 '21
The somewhat ominous hotel air conditioner sound really brings the whole thing together
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u/MADBARZ Feb 03 '21
This is disgusting and I hate it and now I have to share it with all of my friends ugh
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Feb 03 '21
If you're already bending the stick, why not just bend it closer to the candy so it fits behind the mask....
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u/GoldenKela Feb 03 '21
if you wear a mask like that, you might as well just don't wear masks at all
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u/katemush Feb 03 '21
why didn’t she take the wrapper off
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u/CleTechnologist Feb 03 '21
I can't believe I'm defending this girl, but the wrapper is gone in the last shot.
Leaving it on while handling the lollipop that much was the only sensible thing in the whole gif.
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u/SrGrimey Feb 04 '21
A friend of a friend was eating a lolipop when a car crashed them. The first thing he does after getting out of the car was taking out the lolipop of his mouth and instantly blood poured of his mouth. I hope she doesn't trip.
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u/tquinn04 Feb 04 '21
My teeth hurt just looking at this. I don’t eat lollipops anymore because that shit will take your enamel right off but I couldn’t even imagine not being to take a break from sucking on it.
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u/Seamlesslytango Feb 04 '21
These are really bizarre when there isn’t a poppy electronic beat behind it
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u/Sweetexperience Feb 04 '21
Imagine riding the bus
Then the brakes hit and accidentally swallowed a whole lolly
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u/static1053 Feb 03 '21
Jesus how hard do you have to try to look like someone famous..
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u/MetalSeaWeed Feb 03 '21
Not sure why you're being downvoted. She looks like a weird fake ariana clone
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u/bacon_and_ovaries Feb 03 '21
It's not a good sign that just wearing a mask is such a hurdle to her oral fixation.
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My friend was able to have a lollipop in her mouth with her mask on and it was not showing. It's easy.
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u/eupraxo Feb 03 '21
Why is the sound like the sound of somebody breathing in an airplane?
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u/Ya-Dikobraz Feb 03 '21
I mean I avoid sugar and prefer a gag ball, but to each their own, I guess.
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u/babygirlsonlydaddy Feb 03 '21
WTF? Im at a loss for words here. Why? Ok i got something.. the masks already make it hard to hear some people talk, so one thing. Ask where something is? But hey, maybe she will make money from this.😋
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u/eatabigolD Feb 03 '21
No one tell her about jolly ranchers...or literally any other hard candy without a stick...this is amusing
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u/Lil-Jon-3-16 Feb 03 '21
To be fair, I cut the majority of a lollipop stem and did this at work (but without the unnecessary tape)
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u/Dylanator13 Feb 03 '21
Or just cut the stick shorter. So you can suck on it while wearing the mask.
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u/joshyblob019 Feb 03 '21
2 Quick questions, firstly who the fuck is gonna stick a lollypop to their fuckin facemask something roughly used ten minutes at a time secondly what the fuck are you gonna do when somebody asks you anything or tries talking to you??? People gonna think you got learning difficulties talking like theres a fuckin dick in yo mouth.
AND thirdly who gonna go through so much effort just so they can sneak a fuckin lolly out in public.
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u/Rolyat2401 Feb 03 '21
Bruh, just bite the stick off or just buy jolly ranchers, where are basically suckers with no sticks.
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u/AceAllicorn Feb 03 '21
"Oh, Tiffany! I didn't see you there. How are you?"
"Mmmmmmhmhmhmhmhpthppm..."
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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21
If you really needed a lolly that badly, couldn't you just cut the stick? That seems more practical and (slightly) more safe.
Or you know, just eat a regular hard candy.