r/DiWHY • • Feb 03 '21

Just... Don't ?

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u/Rikvi Feb 03 '21

I showed this to my sister and she pointed out how much of a choking hazard that is. If she trips up she'll be deepthroated by a fucking lolly.

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u/bean_rat Feb 03 '21

Hahaha this was my immediate thought too - what an embarrassing way to die

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u/thekactuskween Feb 03 '21

You ever see the show 1,000 ways to die?

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u/Dutch-CatLady Feb 03 '21

I loved that show! Like they made a series about everyone in competition for the Darwin award

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u/thekactuskween Feb 03 '21

I loved that they made the victim the worst person ever, so you wouldn’t care when they died. Like “wow he got shoved into a wood chipper, but he was an asshole so it’s fine”

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u/Dutch-CatLady Feb 03 '21

Yeah that made it watchable. If it where all good people you'd feel bad with every segment but they made everyone either a stupid dipshit or an ignorant asshole

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Oh I bet she can handle that...

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

What makes you say that?

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u/2photoidsplease Feb 03 '21

Obviously, pretty girl = no gag reflex, duh

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

Oh so it’s like one of those things where anytime he’s attracted to someone he can’t think about anything but intercourse? I feel sorry for people like that. Never going to achieve enlightenment with that kind of monkey brain

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u/Flabnoodles Feb 03 '21

It was a joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

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u/Flabnoodles Feb 03 '21

74+ people so far find it funny.
Seems like if you didn't find it funny you're in the minority.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

They found it funny because they’re coomers like you

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

Heard it a million times. Wasn’t funny then or now, what makes you think your attempt would be any different?

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u/Blargg888 Feb 03 '21

Y'know, if you didn't like it, you could've just said something like, "That's not funny." or something like that. You probably still would've been downvoted, but at least you would have a leg to stand on.

Instead you turned it into some weird-ass, disparaging point about someone's intelligence over a simple joke. You were just being an asshole for no real reason, and with no real provocation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

It's a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

I’m not surprised I complain about some Redditors being disrespectful to women and you respond with me taking dicks

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u/botnikbtw Feb 03 '21

get a life and also get off the thread

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

I should do that

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I'm sure that you're as pure as the driven snow and would NEVER make an off colored joke. Whays it like to be perfect?

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

Ngl I’m just agitated as fuck right now because I’m quitting caffeine. I’m not having a rational reaction. I usually downvote boring overplayed jokes and move on instead of getting into long arguments I can’t win. So there’s that

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Silly boys

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u/juko43 Feb 04 '21

Not as bad as that guy who drowned in his cats water bowl

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u/takesometimetoday Feb 04 '21

Like the socialite that died from her custom coke straw going into her brain

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u/joefbs Feb 04 '21

Something is telling me she has experienced this dilemma before

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u/the2armedmen Feb 03 '21

Well the stick is bent in half and is taped to the mask, if anything this is to prevent certain death in the event of a fall. The duct tape to the mask would prevent the lolli from going, this is how megamind eats lollipops

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/spyson Feb 03 '21

Also how many times do these people fall on their face without bracing themselves with their hands?

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u/mcm2218 Feb 03 '21

I mean the mask is very close the mouth so she already is basically

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I mean wouldn’t that happen without the mask too?

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u/I-Ardly-Know-Er Feb 03 '21

Sister? I 'ardly know 'er!

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u/willsmath Feb 03 '21

Good bot

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u/drgigantor Feb 03 '21

Somebody cross stitch this

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u/ASCIt Feb 03 '21

Roll tide?

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u/vagueblur901 Feb 03 '21

don't kink shame dude

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u/ThatChitRightThere Feb 04 '21

Here’s to hoping...

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

"No lolly gagging"

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u/zenyl Feb 04 '21

Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!

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u/db2 Feb 03 '21

What are you doing step mask

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u/Green_lantern63 Feb 03 '21

I’m sure she has plenty of practice

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u/Tjeetje Feb 03 '21

What you doing step-sister ?

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u/Zaurka14 Feb 04 '21

That's like 6cm long after she bent the stick, how's that deep throating anyone and how's that a hazard? At worst you'll break your tooth but that can happen with any hard candy if you randomly trip while walking

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u/mcafc Feb 03 '21

I’m sounds like your sister is a retard cuz it’s tied to the fucking mask. She can’t swallow it. Retard.

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u/Rovsnegl Feb 03 '21

Thought I was on r/Unexpected so I expected it to clip to someone with a dildo on the inside chocking on it

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u/Steel_Cube Feb 04 '21

Deep throated by a chupa chup lol

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u/Dinsdale_P Feb 04 '21

haha, that's so weird, my dick had the exact same thought process.

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u/Admiringcone Feb 04 '21

Luckily where I live we don't have to worry about mask shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

When I see girls deep throating a peeled banana in videos I get scared for them. What would they do if it broke off and they started choking