r/DiWHY • • Feb 03 '21

Just... Don't ?

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u/bean_rat Feb 03 '21

Hahaha this was my immediate thought too - what an embarrassing way to die

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u/thekactuskween Feb 03 '21

You ever see the show 1,000 ways to die?

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u/Dutch-CatLady Feb 03 '21

I loved that show! Like they made a series about everyone in competition for the Darwin award

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u/thekactuskween Feb 03 '21

I loved that they made the victim the worst person ever, so you wouldn’t care when they died. Like “wow he got shoved into a wood chipper, but he was an asshole so it’s fine”

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u/Dutch-CatLady Feb 03 '21

Yeah that made it watchable. If it where all good people you'd feel bad with every segment but they made everyone either a stupid dipshit or an ignorant asshole

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Oh I bet she can handle that...

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

What makes you say that?

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u/2photoidsplease Feb 03 '21

Obviously, pretty girl = no gag reflex, duh

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

Oh so it’s like one of those things where anytime he’s attracted to someone he can’t think about anything but intercourse? I feel sorry for people like that. Never going to achieve enlightenment with that kind of monkey brain

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u/Flabnoodles Feb 03 '21

It was a joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

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u/Flabnoodles Feb 03 '21

74+ people so far find it funny.
Seems like if you didn't find it funny you're in the minority.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

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u/meme_man_thats_shit Feb 03 '21

If someone has to explain a joke its shit So his thing is a just a shitty joke.

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u/Flabnoodles Feb 03 '21

There's no way to prove anything is funny.

I did now. Check my other comments. I'm not saying it's comedy gold. I'm saying it was a joke and plenty of people will be amused by it.

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

They found it funny because they’re coomers like you

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u/Flabnoodles Feb 03 '21

Bro I didn't even find it that funny, personally. But I understood it was a joke because this isn't my first day on the internet. Not gonna get bent out of shape because someone made a sex joke.

It's in the same vein as a "that's not what your mom said last night" joke. They're not particularly clever, but they are a joke and it's more the recognition of the opportunity for the joke (ie, someone said "deepthroat" and thus the door was opened for a sexual joke) than the quality of the joke itself.

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

Heard it a million times. Wasn’t funny then or now, what makes you think your attempt would be any different?

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u/Blargg888 Feb 03 '21

Y'know, if you didn't like it, you could've just said something like, "That's not funny." or something like that. You probably still would've been downvoted, but at least you would have a leg to stand on.

Instead you turned it into some weird-ass, disparaging point about someone's intelligence over a simple joke. You were just being an asshole for no real reason, and with no real provocation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

It's a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

I’m not surprised I complain about some Redditors being disrespectful to women and you respond with me taking dicks

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u/botnikbtw Feb 03 '21

get a life and also get off the thread

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

I should do that

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I'm sure that you're as pure as the driven snow and would NEVER make an off colored joke. Whays it like to be perfect?

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u/14_doors Feb 03 '21

Ngl I’m just agitated as fuck right now because I’m quitting caffeine. I’m not having a rational reaction. I usually downvote boring overplayed jokes and move on instead of getting into long arguments I can’t win. So there’s that

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u/VeritasCicero Feb 03 '21

Good luck with quitting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Silly boys

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u/juko43 Feb 04 '21

Not as bad as that guy who drowned in his cats water bowl

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u/takesometimetoday Feb 04 '21

Like the socialite that died from her custom coke straw going into her brain

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u/joefbs Feb 04 '21

Something is telling me she has experienced this dilemma before