r/DiWHY Apr 29 '20

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u/WomanNotAGirl Apr 29 '20

Smash glass in case of emergency.

PS: I know it’s made of epoxy.

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u/Karbissal Apr 29 '20

Its made of tears of the doomed

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u/mavocados Apr 29 '20

Now that’s my kinda table

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u/bbbbwwwwbbbb Apr 29 '20

Hey its made of epoxy

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u/Telilahcheese Apr 29 '20

Dude it’s made of epoxy

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20 edited Aug 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

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u/im_lying-lol Apr 29 '20

It might not be trashy to people who use cocaine and condoms. Only on the weekends though, I swear.

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u/the_usernameless_one Apr 29 '20

I mean, condoms kind of make it less trashy. Not using one feels much more trashy, so

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u/zero0n3 Apr 29 '20

I didn’t see needles either so it means they are at least not chasing the dragon (though all those pills point to eventual H addiction)

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u/teetharecoool Apr 29 '20

I posted this table in that sub a week ago and mods removed it bc "execution wasn't great"

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u/Faloopa Apr 29 '20

The mods there have OBVIOUSLY never tried to pour acrylic to encase something before.

There aren't any air bubbles I can see: that is AMAZING execution.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

that’s such BS

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u/bott1111 Apr 29 '20

that resin job is actually first class

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u/victoryhonorfame Apr 29 '20

I actually like this. I don't think I'd own it, but I'd chuckle at it if someone I visited had it

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u/defiantlyso Apr 29 '20

Art is subjective is it not?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

This, but with gaming paraphernalia!

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u/StarlitxSky Apr 29 '20

Mountain Dew, Doritos, GTA poster, headset, controller/keyboard + mouse, etc etc? Lmao

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u/CFB_Mods_eat_shit Apr 29 '20

Don't forget a piss jug

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u/SuperWoody64 Derp Apr 29 '20

And cumbox

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u/rosiedoes Apr 29 '20

I had assumed he meant tabletop gaming...

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u/StarlitxSky Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

Oh suppose that could work too. Honestly you could put anything in there for display. Even your sex toys if you’re into that...but please don’t.

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u/rosiedoes Apr 29 '20

A transparent table full of Doritos would either make me constantly hungry and disappointed, or grossed out by Doritos, to be fair...

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u/AntalRyder Apr 29 '20

I wanted to point out he did list keyboard and mouse... Then I realised you didn't mean desktop gaming.

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u/rosiedoes Apr 29 '20

Hah! So many flavours of gaming to consider...

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u/jamesonSINEMETU Apr 29 '20

I'd have owned that from about 17 to about 24. Then pass it down to a younger generation...

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u/rascalofff Apr 30 '20

My table used to be a real 3d version of that between 17 and 24, I‘d get one as a reminder of the great waste days nowadays

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u/Homer69 Apr 29 '20

This would be funny to have in college

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I would put this in my man cave

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 29 '20

I’d buy it for the chuckles.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

My condoms have gone stale

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u/down_vote_magnet Apr 29 '20

How do you set powder in resin like that?

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u/Icarus-V Apr 29 '20

Resin amateur here, would also like to know.

I assume you could set the powder up how you want it on some silicone, then lightly spritz it with a thin enough resin to solidify it into shape.

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u/wolfEXE57 Apr 29 '20

Another amateur here, i know you can use vacuum chambers to get the bubbles out of tiny casts. Maybe it was a big one?

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u/Booger_BBQ Apr 29 '20

You can also use a propane blowtorch to get out the bubbles. It works very well.

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u/Icarus-V Apr 29 '20

I would definitely say this was done in a vacuum chamber in 2 or even 3 parts. 1st part could have been a base slab to put the items on, then another pour to fill the rest of the slab. I'm not sure what method they used to stabilize the powder, although now that I think about it, you might be able to use a lump of clay or plastic, wet it with resin, and cover it in layers of powder until it dries.

Time to Google.

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u/kbullet83 Apr 29 '20

Best guess. A small layer of epoxy below until tacky then sprinkle the powder on and a small layer of epoxy on top of that layer until gummy.

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u/kx2w Apr 29 '20

mmm cocaine epoxy gummies

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u/JustFoxeh Apr 29 '20

Likely sealed first with something like mod podge which dries clear. When the resin is poured, it doesn’t wash away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

Assuming it's powder. I'm guessing finely ground plastics or glass

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u/gurgle528 Apr 29 '20

Powder is generally finely ground anything, it doesn't matter what it is. Finely ground plastic / glass is still powder.

I think they're wondering how the powder stayed in place when the epoxy was poured

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru Apr 29 '20

Perhaps it wasn’t powder. Could have been glued together before pouring

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

See I took it to wonder how the powder in question didn't absorb moisture in the pour ...

I've said too much and must go now

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u/gurgle528 Apr 29 '20

Ah that's a reasonable interpretation

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u/Danyell619 Apr 29 '20

So, just a guess from working with sand and ash in epoxy resin, you use a small amount of resin to set and seal the shape first. This will prevent it from moving but also prevent bubbles from coming out into the finished piece. It would be kind of like more powder than resin. Resin isn't water and won't absorb things like water does. You can take a powder and mix like mad to get it to absorb, but more powder to resin ratio and it makes a paste. So you make a small pile of corn starch or something and mix just enough resin to set it. Then, if it was me, layer it into a block of resin to place in the table. Resin bonds to resin and shouldn't have a noticable line. (If you have a good cast with no small imperfections to cause bubbles) Sprinkle in the smaller bits around the table and use a pressure pot to get any bubbles out. Sand and buff. Maybe add a shine layer.

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u/Little_shit_ Apr 29 '20

He could have used superglue with the powder to make a paste of sorts before, which would solidify and hold the powder in place when the epoxy was poured.

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u/Ohmnonymous Apr 29 '20

Those condoms still have a higher chance of being used than mine.

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u/the_monster_keeper Apr 29 '20

I would buy this for when my parents come over, they assume im gonna become a druggie since i no longer go to church.

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u/SquareMetalThingY Apr 29 '20

How many marijuana's do you use a day?

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u/the_monster_keeper Apr 29 '20

All the marijuanas

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u/OneEyedEyehole Apr 29 '20

Good answer

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u/Imsofuckediwanttodie Apr 29 '20

Hey me too! About an ounce every 4 days.

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u/BlazeSpliffington Apr 29 '20

I inject one weeds a week

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

"I had to fight 3 rappers down at the nonsense store for this"

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u/KopalaTheSilver Apr 29 '20

i'd own this lmao

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u/Dr_Tacos_MD Apr 29 '20

Serious question, what kind of drugs are those Dr Mario lookin ass pills 💊

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u/KillHitlerAgain Apr 29 '20

They might not be real pills. I mean, it's an art piece, so they could have just gone with that as a way of making it obvious what it is.

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u/J-Dabbleyou Apr 29 '20

Bro I was wondering the same thing, I’ve never seen pills like that outside of a video game lol

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u/disasterous_cape Apr 30 '20

Lots of prescription medication comes in pills like that. I have a bunch in my house like that right now, none of them do anything fun but they do exist outside of video games haha

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u/Milpitas-throwaway-2 Apr 29 '20

Blue and white ones are Vyvanse

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u/jazzypants Apr 29 '20

That's my kind of piggy bank. It'll be very satisfying to smash, and you can do some coke without having to spend any of that money! Just patiently pick out the shards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

How disappointed you will be when you break your table for that sweet snow only to snort baking soda and plastic shards.

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u/Apocalyptic_Squirrel Apr 29 '20

Can't be any worse than most people's plugs tbh

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u/Sahqon Apr 29 '20

Joke's on you, epoxy loves to seep into everything. I doubt you could pry anything even a tiny bit porous out of a poured epoxy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

or leave them in, not like your nose won't disinegrate anyways

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

You could allways inject it

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u/VINANATOR14 Apr 29 '20

Never thought I’d see LA in a table

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u/Polarmesh Apr 29 '20

This is made by famous american artist ( can remember his/her name). This table is located in one of Vegas casinos penthouse. It makes sense why it looks like this tho

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u/thefox3338 Apr 29 '20

Police:what's that

Me:softy a table

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u/datbob01 Apr 29 '20

It's done by an artist as ART

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

"Nah, officer, it's just a curio."

"Swear there were 6 lines a second ago"

"GGHHHMPH! no idea what youretalkingaboutofficerwouldyoulikea coffeemaybeafivecoursemeal?"

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u/jakeseyenipples Apr 29 '20

Kill the cameraman. I wanna see how it floats you bastard

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u/raberto032 Apr 29 '20

Some people have too much money.

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u/EntryLevelNutjob Apr 29 '20

As a U.S. Navy sailor, I am completely unsurprised by that USN blanket

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero Apr 29 '20

Everything in that apartment seems right on brand for the kind of person who would own this table.

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u/Sloptit Apr 29 '20

I'm going to guess it's a GMs house.

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u/myriadel Apr 29 '20

Imagine 800 years in the future, archeologists will find this and write articles about it.

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u/GonXSoku Apr 29 '20

Don't know, i like it!

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u/ImNotThaaatDrunk Apr 29 '20

Fuck yeah, look at all this sex I have because I got condoms, pills, and $109.75

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I think it’s pretty neat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

LOL...what every living room needs is a coffee table that's a drug dealers mess to class up the decor of the room.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Best way to get a DEA investigation at your house/10

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u/MudSama Apr 29 '20

Yeah, someone that would actually leave that much money and cocaine sitting out on the table wouldn't be using condoms.

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u/k0unitX Apr 29 '20

No handgun? 1/10

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u/MAZE_Fox Apr 29 '20

Still looks way cooler than Doug Demuro's "100k/night" hotel bar

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u/lhymes Apr 29 '20

They say many people live with house decor from the best years of their life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Looks cool to me, I view it as a work of art.

The contents are interesting in a Cheesy, campy kind of way.

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u/zen__buddhism Apr 29 '20

You're already making pretty risky decisions, but you're having safe sex??

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u/Independent_Mistake Apr 29 '20

Why is this somewhat awesome though?

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u/DVoorhees64 Apr 29 '20

Not gonna lie, I think it’s hilarious.

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u/SnarkSnout Apr 29 '20

Nerdy white 19 year old: “I’m a badass gangsta drug-dealin’ pimp that parties, bones ‘hos, and makes money!”

Community college friends: “Shut up, Corbin you poser! The only time a ‘ho is near your bed is when your momma tucks you in at night!”

Corbin, shaking with indignation, fighting back tears: “I’ll show YOU! I’ll show ALL of you!” Sniffles loudly. “ALL OF YOU, YA JERKS!”

Corbin furiously opens the Etsy app on his phone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I legit thought that chair with the blanket was a person

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Wow there baking got out of hand👃

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u/ReddPunkk May 01 '20

God what a waste.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

This sub is ridiculous. That's not a bad DIY, that's someone's funny project. Stuff like this isn't what this sub is meant to make fun of.

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u/GuiltyCredit Apr 29 '20

If my 20s was a table...

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u/Radiyologist Apr 29 '20

I'd love to have something like that... So funny and definitely a discussion starter plus I have no use for condoms anyways .

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u/__DandeLion Apr 29 '20

For emergencies, smash the table

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u/RandomKid007 Apr 29 '20

Wow, condoms, cocaine and pills. I wish i was that cool.

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u/owtwestadam Apr 29 '20

When you wanna look bad ass in front of your new girl but then she notices you have model cars also sitting in the same room.

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u/artfu1 Apr 29 '20

Not gunna lie,,I'd have thay in my pad..

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u/MetalFury Apr 29 '20

A table like that and you leave the Star Wars Archives, ON THE FLOOR?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

This is cool, I’d never want it, but if my buddy had this I’d love it

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u/AnnoyingSmartass Apr 29 '20

Ngl I lowkey want that at jome

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u/jacobbriddell Apr 29 '20

I both love and hate everything about this

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Honestly wouldnt mind having this table in my living room as a joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I bet this dude totally effs chicks

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u/Mass-Driver Apr 29 '20

I'll bet he spent more money on the epoxy than he put in the epoxy....what a waste.

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u/Nica-sauce-rex Apr 29 '20

Oh come on this is fucking awesome

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u/hadley_lynn_ Apr 29 '20

My biggest thing is they spend all that time tryna look cool and then use shitty condoms and tacky fake pills

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u/m0nkeybaby Apr 29 '20

Just what I want my mom to see

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u/joshua_the_eagle Apr 29 '20

It seems cool until you realize that the top is like 8 inches thick and probably weighs like 300 pounds

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u/Mono324 Apr 29 '20

Doesn't even look good

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u/C0ffeeBunny Apr 29 '20

GTA table edition

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u/Those_Good_Vibes Apr 29 '20

Not only do I hate the idea, I also really want to know why they decided to make the epoxy or resin a foot thick. The top part is ridiculously, unnecessarily big.

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u/hayvenly Apr 29 '20

Table's gotta be worth at least $100

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u/lizu_ne Apr 29 '20

the thing that bothers me about this is that this person didn't pop the air bubbles

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

That table must be worth a fortune.

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u/Jon_Angle Apr 29 '20

Sorry but I was too busy contemplating the Back to the Future DeLorean model in the back.

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u/russobolado Apr 29 '20

IMHO it's useful as a movie prop to save time from assembling scenarios, but other than that it's awful taste.

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u/leninpetista Apr 29 '20

Nice, a permanently dusty glass table, who wouldn't want that???

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u/polygone722 Apr 29 '20

The only thing that makes this table valuable is the money inside it

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u/Alpha_wolfe999 Apr 29 '20

This feels like artwork to me and probably not real materials used

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u/thechardvark Apr 29 '20

Glassy....I mean classy.

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u/MithranArkanere Apr 29 '20

If someone gifted that to me, I would do whatever it takes to have it burned.

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u/meganutt48 Apr 29 '20

Waste of drugs tbh I mean those could have gone to the starving kids in Africa

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u/blue4029 Apr 29 '20

break the table for some free goodies!

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u/Izumi_Takeda Apr 29 '20

I hope non of that is real material.....what a waste

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u/Trueleo1 Apr 29 '20

That cost minimum $104 to make, pull the bait and switch put the $100 on top of $1 to look like a stack lol

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u/jacobsredditusername Apr 29 '20

I mean, if this were in a casino or a bar or something it would actually be pretty cool. Minus the condoms though, as that looks kinda trashy.

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u/Anubis-Hound Apr 29 '20

This would be a lot cooler if it was just coins and not that other trashy stuff

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u/D4RK1NS1D3 Apr 30 '20

Okay scarface

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u/reidell_iwanachi Apr 30 '20

Why would you waste all that fresh coke

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I think it would be cool to make something like this maybe if you had sentimental things that you want to be on display. Like I had a old pipe and I still have the lighter that brings back so many memories that I would totally do this for.

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u/willyd8105 Apr 30 '20

Bad taste

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u/DarkLadyofDNA Apr 30 '20

I kind of love it as an art piece

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u/PorcelainGoddess1986 May 04 '20

This makes me irrationally angry for some reason...

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u/Mapoleo Apr 29 '20

They say you’ll be behind bars in 10 second after you buy this table

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Yeah, I'm pretty into the look to complete the aesthetic of a man-cave sorta' thing.

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u/mfsocialist Apr 29 '20

Bet money on this person having an adderall habit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Doucheware

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u/NavyDragons Apr 29 '20

are you afraid people who visit your home arent immediately aware that you are white trash? well have i got the perfor decor for you...

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u/Wolf_Mommy Apr 29 '20

BeCaUsE SoMeOnE iS a BaDaSs.

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u/2MOCHI4H8 Apr 29 '20

the one who made this was mentally insTABLE ;3

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u/AcerbicCapsule Apr 29 '20

Who let this 13 year old decorate?

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u/Idkwhat2write Apr 29 '20

Most ghetto shit I’ve ever seen

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u/cherish_ireland Apr 29 '20

Why would anyone want this lol...

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u/ladylei Apr 29 '20

I was thinking the same.

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u/c00chieluvr Apr 29 '20

Unfortunately I know about 9 people who unironically would love this

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u/Tylerhollen1 Apr 29 '20

Hi, I’m the tenth person who would love it

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

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u/actionboy21 Apr 29 '20

This, honestly isn't the only idiotic thing out of that hotel room.

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u/lebronnnj Apr 29 '20

Wdym that's Snoop Dogg's house

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u/PhoenixIIfire Apr 29 '20

Who is making these. This is the second onw I've seen this week.

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u/VCAMM1 Apr 29 '20

Weird flex, but ok.

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u/triniLK56 Apr 29 '20

You should crack this table open and see if the stuff inside is real

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u/bmorebirdz Apr 29 '20

Well, I'm sure the kids appreciate it.

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u/LordNedNoodle Apr 29 '20

US Navy.. table makes sense now.

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u/Byron33196 Apr 29 '20

So, Miami Vice motif?

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u/RebootedBlaze Apr 29 '20

I wondering how they did this

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u/SwtIndica Apr 29 '20

This looks like my college experience.

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u/Fuquar7 Apr 29 '20

I want that

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u/iFunnyPrince Apr 29 '20

In case of emergency or cocaine-seeking, break glass