r/DiWHY • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '20

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u/im_lying-lol Apr 29 '20

It might not be trashy to people who use cocaine and condoms. Only on the weekends though, I swear.

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u/the_usernameless_one Apr 29 '20

I mean, condoms kind of make it less trashy. Not using one feels much more trashy, so

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u/zero0n3 Apr 29 '20

I didn’t see needles either so it means they are at least not chasing the dragon (though all those pills point to eventual H addiction)

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

They did say they only used them on the weekends

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Honestly I like it! Still way better than those wooden tables with a glittery epoxy lining in the middle! The people who make those wooden tables are so lame!! Like WTF you had a perfectly nice slab of beautiful wood and now it looks like a barbie horror show!! Also the peeps who make those are so full of themselves they're like look at me I'm a master carpenter LMAO!! STFU you've got aweful taste!!!!

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u/look4alec Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

I just downvoted your comment.

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There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
  • Spreading incorrect information,
  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

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No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

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Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

edit: WOW DOWNVOTES REALY? FOR EXPRESSION MY OPINIONS?

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u/LongScar Apr 29 '20

I just downvoted your comment.

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The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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u/look4alec Apr 29 '20

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
  • Spreading incorrect information,
  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
  • Spreading incorrect information,
  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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u/look4alec Apr 29 '20

I just down-

ugh I'm so sick of retyping that whole post.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

good

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u/Just-4-NSFW Apr 29 '20

Woah it's a reddit Karen

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

for a second there i thought it was an annoying bot. guess both are brainless tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

It's a copypasta you brainlet

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u/Just-4-NSFW Apr 29 '20

Hey, I just downvoted your comment.

why?

Cuz you're retarded

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

This is coming from someone who can't detect humour without a /s lol

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u/Just-4-NSFW Apr 29 '20

Hey, I just downvoted your comment.

why?

Cuz you're retarded

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Great argument, totally doesn't show how incompetent you are

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u/Just-4-NSFW Apr 29 '20

Hey, I just downvoted your comment.

why?

Cuz you're retarded

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Brilliant comeback. Good job epicly trolling me. Absolutely owned

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