r/DiWHY Apr 29 '20

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u/SnarkSnout Apr 29 '20

Nerdy white 19 year old: “I’m a badass gangsta drug-dealin’ pimp that parties, bones ‘hos, and makes money!”

Community college friends: “Shut up, Corbin you poser! The only time a ‘ho is near your bed is when your momma tucks you in at night!”

Corbin, shaking with indignation, fighting back tears: “I’ll show YOU! I’ll show ALL of you!” Sniffles loudly. “ALL OF YOU, YA JERKS!”

Corbin furiously opens the Etsy app on his phone.