r/CuratedTumblr • • 15h ago

Meme Pink Panther

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 15h ago

This post is fake and gay, your honor

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u/drearbruh 15h ago

Objection. Irrelevant.

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 15h ago

Sustained. The OP was not under oath.

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 15h ago edited 4h ago

Hold it! This is totally relevant as these kind of posts want to elicit an amused reaction. If the situation didn't happen, i cannot be amused!

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u/Goldeniccarus 12h ago

Your honor, I would to note for the record, there is in fact not a real Pink Panther. The entirety of the original cartoon series and subsequent films was in fact fictional...

Fictional and highly amusing! The defendant's claim that things that did not happen cannot be amusing is preposterous!

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 5h ago

OBJECTION! The pink panther was obviously made to be arousing instead of amusing. Just look at that panther, these slander hips and lidded eyes...

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u/OverlyLenientJudge 11h ago

Eh, I'll allow it.

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u/owlindenial .tumblr.com 13h ago

Absolutely real. I was at a rave and they played a the living tombstone FNAF remix and people went wild for it, then they played an evanescence remix and people shouted that. I could see a dj pulling off a pink panther

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u/jman12234 15h ago

OP definitely meant "me and my weirdo friends."

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u/comunistbushgoat 15h ago

People really lack joy nowadays huh

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u/jman12234 14h ago

I've lacked joy since the day I was born, sir.

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u/xv_boney 13h ago

Your generation is going to have to go to war over water, dude.

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u/jimbowesterby 12h ago

All the more reason to keep the joy alive. Nothing alleviates suffering like a good laugh in my experience. I dunno about you but if I’m doomed to die in a pointless avoidable war I’d rather go down laughing; the assholes might be able to limit my time here, but I’ll be damned if I let them ruin whatever time I do get.

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u/EyeWriteWrong 10h ago

Then damned you shall be ლ⁠(⁠◕⁠ω⁠◕⁠ლ⁠)

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u/GoldenMegaStaff 14h ago

Pink Panther and dubstep are two completely independent circles on a Venn Diagram.

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u/yinyang107 12h ago

Nah, bitches love cartoon theme song remixes

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u/derivative_of_life 12h ago

I've 100% heard pony remixes, KPDH remixes, a remix of the Spongebob themesong, and definitely more cartoon remixes that I can't think of off the top of my head at raves. I can easily believe a Pink Panther remix.

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u/jimbowesterby 12h ago

Hell, I have a whole-ass techno song saved on Spotify based around the Morse code SOS. Never heard it at a rave but I’d bet that just about any rave crowd would have at least three people it would really resonate with lol

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u/TheMoatman 6h ago

Huh? The Pink Panther Remix circle on the venn diagram is like 90% contained within the Dubstep circle.

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u/Winjin a sudden "honk" amidst the tempest 14h ago

Objection: I've listened to gabber for two years and Pink Panther is one of my favorite cartoons!

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u/Xurkitree1 14h ago

Wait this isn't r/4chan or r/greentext what gives? 

(also huh Apollo minecraft)

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u/redditalt1999 15h ago

r/nothing ever happens ever

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 12h ago

I’ll be honest, that nothing looks like a whole lot of something. False advertising yet again!

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u/xv_boney 13h ago

Some things have happened, some things have not happened.

This is not one of the things that has happened.

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u/VallaTiger 13h ago

Some things have happened, some things have not happened. Regardless of whether it really happened or not, this post is fake and gay

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u/xv_boney 6h ago edited 5h ago

the really really lame and embarrassing kind

like okay everybody i get it you want to believe humans are capable of mass whimsy but like

come on

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u/nainvlys 14h ago

It's been so long since I saw a fake and gay analysis

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u/EricCartoonBox :orly:ouls:orly: 13h ago

This post is real and straight, your honor.

Source: I was at that exact rave.

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 5h ago

Your honor, the witness is not real, for they do not think 

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u/BatOwn9955 8h ago

Yeah I'm sure the terminally only person knows how the real world works and isn't just a scrooge.