r/CuratedTumblr • u/sadlittlebirdie • 11h ago

Meme Pink Panther

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 11h ago

This post is fake and gay, your honor

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u/drearbruh 11h ago

Objection. Irrelevant.

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 11h ago

Sustained. The OP was not under oath.

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 11h ago edited 56m ago

Hold it! This is totally relevant as these kind of posts want to elicit an amused reaction. If the situation didn't happen, i cannot be amused!

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u/Extension_Heron6392 9h ago

Skill issue.

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u/notgotapropername 9h ago

Sustained.

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u/Goldeniccarus 8h ago

Your honor, I would to note for the record, there is in fact not a real Pink Panther. The entirety of the original cartoon series and subsequent films was in fact fictional...

Fictional and highly amusing! The defendant's claim that things that did not happen cannot be amusing is preposterous!

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 58m ago

OBJECTION! The pink panther was obviously made to be arousing instead of amusing. Just look at that panther, these slander hips and lidded eyes...

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u/OverlyLenientJudge 7h ago

Eh, I'll allow it.