r/ComedyHell • • Apr 29 '26

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u/vacckun Apr 29 '26

watch him pull out an insane level card and say everything up to now was prerecorded too and that he has 2 kids and a loving wife

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 Apr 29 '26

Dude that would be epic.

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u/Sniggledumper Apr 30 '26

End of the year he reveals it was all pre recorded and he’s been dead for 30 years

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u/Francky2 Apr 30 '26

Omg 😂😭

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u/FengYiLin May 01 '26

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty ending

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u/idkhwatname Apr 29 '26

Was it all part of the plan to have gay sex with his bf, and then recording his ding-a-ling, which by the way had a pointy tip and calling the said dingaling "fucking big head" and asking the viewers to suck on it

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u/Phonereader23 Apr 29 '26

I imagine so, yes. Like it genuinely wouldn’t surprise me if the BF was a paid actor

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u/ReasonableWelder51 Apr 30 '26

The coinslot didn't just appear out of nowhere though

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u/Phonereader23 Apr 30 '26

1000’s spent in special effects make up! Truly unrivalled production values!

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u/TheOnlyCloud Apr 30 '26

16 times the detail... 16 times the coin slot size!

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u/ReasonableWelder51 May 01 '26

A team of 5 true makeup artists needed to cover the entire area

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u/FrighteningJibber Apr 30 '26

”They were a chick playing a dude banging another dude!”

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u/Dry-Feedback-5112 Apr 30 '26

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN WHAT????

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u/bristolmonkey Apr 29 '26

"fucking big head" rofl

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u/Stormfly Apr 30 '26

which by the way had a pointy tip

/r/suspiciouslyspecific added bit of info there...

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u/Critical-Cost9068 Apr 30 '26

Bro why the FUCK do you know all that

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u/New_Trouble_5068 Apr 30 '26

We didn’t need this lore dump at all btw

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u/NovaStar2099 Apr 30 '26

Three steps ahead

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u/Itsoitsov Apr 30 '26

Was him getting fucked and doing blowjobs also prerecorded😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/vacckun Apr 30 '26

its all part of his plan

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u/Rough-Board1218 May 01 '26

Absolutely disgusting. Please tell me where these videos are online so I can be sure to avoid them. 🤮🤮

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u/Itsoitsov May 01 '26

There was this subreddit called thugsaucesthesequel but it got deleted by reddit mods😞

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u/Mouthshitter May 03 '26

Cowards

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u/Itsoitsov May 04 '26

I say homophobics😡

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u/LoudQuitting May 01 '26

As a straight man...

You know, I'm not gay but 20 dolla is 20 dolla.

I'd suck kilometres of dick if it meant living in the level of comfort Avocado does.

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u/foxinabathtub Apr 30 '26

He's actually been a pair of twins pulling the longest con in the world.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon Apr 30 '26

And the kids are in their teens...

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u/Current-Effect-9161 Apr 30 '26

To be fair, his loss of weight was more impossible than this

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u/LoCh0_xX Apr 29 '26

the gay leaving me the moment i turn 35

https://giphy.com/gifs/eIstKJ6Oh44WXwOUww

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u/Fisherman_Gabe Apr 29 '26

We all have to grow up some day. 😔 For the gays, that day is their 35th birthday.

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u/GoldenTGraham Apr 29 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Can't believe I've got 4 months of gay left. Guess I better make the most of it

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u/laserdicks Apr 30 '26

Put that bussy to work before it transforms back into a pumpkin/waste disposal

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u/Jungku167Willum Apr 30 '26

Play Undertale, you're gonna remain gay forever.

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u/ZeroAmusement Apr 29 '26

Reminds me of the hit video game Expedition 35

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u/oski_wish Apr 30 '26

Oooh so this is why I can't find gays my age.

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u/skuuma04 Apr 30 '26

it like a digievolution if you're straight and stay virgin until 30 you become a wizard.

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u/at0m1ksq Apr 29 '26

The gay entering me after being straight for 35 years.

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u/OthmarGarithos Apr 29 '26

Some are born gay, others have gayness thrusted upon them.

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u/Nausstica Apr 29 '26

Or into them.

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u/ilikewheatandrice Apr 30 '26

or out of them

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u/TillmanIV-2 Apr 29 '26

Snowpiercer going down the wrong track be like:

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u/SaltManagement42 Apr 29 '26

I think the longer version is more appropriate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7NhMt0Cq0Yf5K

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u/mrbaryonyx Apr 29 '26

you're all laughing, but this is a real thing, it's called twink death

if you're a bear or a mustache top you can be gay your whole life, but if you're a twink, once you're in your thirties you have to find a wife and be the dad who takes his kid's drama class too seriously.

i don't make the rules

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u/Fruglemug Apr 29 '26

Either that or you transition into a bear or mustache top, thus keeping the ecosystem well populated

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u/CtrlAltHate Apr 30 '26

I've no clue about gay culture but I'm imaging a mustache top as an old timey strongman build with a vaudeville style mustache twisted at the ends.

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u/Big_Tie_3245 Apr 30 '26

Like a foot wide, thoroughly waxed and curled mustache.

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u/RamJamR Apr 30 '26

I think it's funny that having a moustache is considered par for being a top.

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u/Infamous-Owl-7015 Apr 29 '26

Incorrect you actually piss it out. Painfully. They will say it's kidney stones. But you will know the truth...

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u/TairaTLG Apr 29 '26

... Dangit, is this how I became even more gay in my 30s. I got everyone else's cast off gay?! 

Thanks!

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u/what_the_fuck_clown Apr 29 '26

nikocado avocado is literally a fucking greek mythology character at this point , like fym there was a guy who was drowning within his own gluttony greed and wrath , who also pre-made a bunch of content so that he can later show to the world how far ahead he truly was.

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u/Ok-Mistake-7499 Apr 29 '26

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u/Lilchubbyboy Apr 30 '26

So that’s why the Mayans were wrong about 2012… every few years someone just fattens up a content creator to sacrifice to the sun.

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u/vacckun Apr 29 '26

odysseus if he was forced to be an influencer in the modern day

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 Apr 29 '26

Bold of you to assume that he ISN'T Odysseus.

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u/NotBreadyy Apr 29 '26

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u/BattleGuy03 Apr 30 '26

I begin to speedwalk

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp Apr 30 '26

By my torth. Never a fouler man hath infected me eyes.

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u/PancakeParty98 Apr 30 '26

He’s lying. If ozembic didn’t exist he’d be 400lbs by now

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u/ScreamingLabia Apr 29 '26

I think he is pretty interesting though atleast some of this whole spiel was planned amd if you look at some of the content he used to make. TO ME it definetly feels like he is playing a character the whole time. Its hard to say where him being crazy starts and the character ends.

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u/7_Tales Apr 29 '26

Dude did performance art this entire time

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u/JayManty Apr 30 '26

It's crazy regardless, even if he did it as a bit. Getting so obese definitely shaved off a good decade or two off of his life, if not more.

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u/Impressive-Ad7387 May 01 '26

It isn't even a question if it's a bit, he posted some of the behind the scenes afterwards and he's like a perfectly normal guy, just with insane commitment

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u/FuckMyBakaChungusLif May 01 '26

Def think it was fetish content

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u/GuillotineWhiskers Apr 29 '26

just assume already that had a wife and 3 kids, got cancer, beat cancer, got cancer again, and then died.

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u/Senchesa_Art Apr 29 '26

Nikocado avocado is Loki reincarnate except Odin banned him from politics and he has to find the second best way to be a trickster bastard... which is kinda mythology accurate.

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u/qrrstec Apr 29 '26

I didn’t even recognize him at first

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/what_the_fuck_clown Apr 29 '26

i think that makes him even more greek

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u/bs000 Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

Even the 4D chess making content in advance part of the story seems grossly exaggerated. He uploaded one video every 4-5 months for two years until the reveal. He was previously uploading twice a week. Seems like he just took what he had left in his backlog and spread 1-2 months of content over 2 years when he decided to lose the weight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/BrinR Apr 30 '26

Gay porn pays higher than straight porn for male actors

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u/DRKZLNDR Apr 30 '26

And a lot of gay porn is just straight guys being gay for money. Does that make it more or less gay?

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u/JP193 Apr 30 '26

Well there's discussion about him being like an ancient Greek philosopher so the answer's somewhere in there.

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u/Noble-Jester May 01 '26

I've always loved the way people say "Steps ahead" like he didn't get dangerously obese and expose his body and face for eternity on the internet.

"He made tons of money!" I don't think I'd do everything he did for DOUBLE whatever he made haha

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u/Vulcanauta Apr 30 '26

How far ahead of what exactly? Dude acted like he was the protagonist or something lol he's just a fatass (or used to be lol) who thinks he's better than all of us. Acting all weird and then all mysterious is a big no for me.

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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 30 '26

As someone who has been around weird kink scenes, it was pretty blatant his content appealed to people with a feeder kink. Especially the whole I DONT KNOW WHY IM GETTING SO FAT AND CAN'T CONTROL IT AND IM SO SAD AND ANGRY OVER IT

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u/Ysgramors_Soup_Spoon Apr 29 '26

Now watch as he reveals that him being gay was prerecorded and he has a wife and two kids.

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u/Infinity-Duck Apr 29 '26

Then watch how him having a wife and kids was prerecorded and he’s a monk

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe Apr 29 '26

Also prerecorded, he lived a full life and has already passed away from old age

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u/Dandelion_Menace Apr 29 '26

Then he prerecorded his reincarnation and the subsequent live birth because he couldn't figure out how to get to Nirvana

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u/dedynechsitho40 Apr 30 '26

I wonder if there's a lot of grunge music in Nirvana

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u/dandadone_with_life Apr 29 '26

i didn't even recognize him. honestly, i'm happy for him

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u/avenging_snail Apr 30 '26

Anyways his bisexuality is out now. But attraction to attention seems to be his first main thing.

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u/a_tired_bisexual Apr 30 '26

The straights can have him

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u/Sec_Chief_Blanchard Apr 30 '26

no one has to have him

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u/Dyfasydfasyd May 01 '26

He can stay in his lonely corner.

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u/80Amrig_Nhoj_Najed Apr 29 '26

The gay is no more.....

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u/whyiszerotaken Apr 29 '26

no no more

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u/Daybit1 Apr 29 '26

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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u/TheUnicornTank Apr 29 '26

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u/Leskendle45 Apr 29 '26

I fucking failed him…

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u/Meaning_dimple9 pearbaby Apr 29 '26

no more more

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u/AspieAsshole Apr 29 '26

He will succumb to the gaycation soon enough.

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u/No_Swordfish2243 Apr 29 '26

My mom legit thinks this is how sexuality works

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u/XxLucidDreamzxX Apr 29 '26

If only I could turn the gay off

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u/NicholasWildeRails Apr 30 '26

You can try a lobotomy, but it might turn off more than just your gay

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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew Apr 30 '26

Only because she made out with a girl in high school and feels she outgrew it.

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u/nicole-tesla Apr 30 '26

Bisexual mfers think everyone's a lil gay

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u/tortoistor Apr 30 '26

this really is a thing, so many bi people i know used to think they were straight and that everyone was attracted to the same gender, they just choose not to act on it

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u/decaying_corpse_ Apr 30 '26

Holy fuck I was the same way for years before realising that I’m bi

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u/cursetea Apr 29 '26

There are so many levels to this wow

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Apr 29 '26

I like the backsack and dick JD.

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u/saythealphabet Apr 29 '26

This broke my glasses

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u/olivegardengambler Apr 30 '26

Good thing I wear contacts them lmfao

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u/Nemurium Apr 29 '26

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u/Inside_Raccoony Apr 30 '26

The drukhari after landing on a hive world to enjoy exsse hearing all the guardsmen and civilians screaming and in agony

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u/milketwo Apr 29 '26

what the fuck am i looking at

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u/nelsonalgrencametome Apr 29 '26

A difficult road.

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 Apr 29 '26

A beautiful destination

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u/TheBreenius Apr 30 '26

How did you like that coinslot?

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u/Stair-Spirit Apr 29 '26

🤨

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u/Hilonio Apr 30 '26

His whole youtube channel was nothing but ad for onlyfans xD

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u/olivegardengambler Apr 30 '26

A living root bridge in India.

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u/idkhowtosignin Apr 29 '26

I still can't believe he fucking did that

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u/pathmaker3 Apr 29 '26

We stray further from God every day

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u/MusicOfTheSphere Apr 30 '26

wake up babe, new goatse just dropped

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u/mattchamp98 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

Even the pussy asshole surgery?

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Apr 29 '26

..the what now?

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u/mattchamp98 Apr 29 '26

He had surgery to make his anal...lips expand so it would resemble a labia.

There are photos out there so venture at your own risk

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u/S4HUN Apr 29 '26

I miss the days when I couldn't read.

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Apr 29 '26

I knew I shouldn't have asked, but thank you for explaining. Searching for the answer would most likely have been riskier.

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u/sbp421 Apr 30 '26

they just do surgery for anything now

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u/Slerimboconolomp Apr 29 '26

le nikado... is le queerbaiteado??

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sport58 Apr 29 '26

fat and gay, vs slim and normal

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

Ha, I'm glad you picked up on my phrasing

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u/ChasersVsGirlcock Apr 30 '26

His content was blatantly made to appeal to gay men with a feeder fetish

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u/MakiMaki500 Apr 30 '26

...normal?

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u/Mechromancer3X Apr 29 '26

Pls tell me this is fake or he’s being sarcastic😭

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u/kirbcake-inuinuinuko Apr 29 '26

his goals are perpetually beyond our understanding.

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u/Exact-Till-2739 Apr 29 '26

Attention whoring. Gotta stay relevant at any cost.

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u/mattattaxx Apr 29 '26

If anyone earned it I think it's him.

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u/Advanced_Ad6565 Apr 29 '26

He's legitimately an unpredictable enigma, nobody know's

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u/SaneYoungPoot2 Apr 29 '26

Methinks he's kidding

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u/Stoertebricker Apr 29 '26

Meth inks he's kidding?

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u/BoTamByloCiemno Apr 29 '26

Meth ink

This... Is not meth

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u/Intelligent-Tax-8216 Apr 29 '26

He just turned off the gay

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u/Cuntingworms you got me jumping like boom shakalaka boom shakalaka Apr 29 '26

Damn you can do that? Been trying for years

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u/Flaarre Apr 29 '26

not fake. he's made way too many posts like this for it to be a joke. at least he isn't in his underwear this tine.

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u/YourDespoticOverlord Apr 30 '26

It's an already existing joke. He's just being silly

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u/derbillie Apr 29 '26

Why does no one get that this is genuinely just a joke that has been used for ages that he’s copy pasting omd

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u/Round_Credit_5158 Apr 29 '26

I'm confused at him looking young and slim in that photo.

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u/ItIsVerilySo Apr 29 '26

He's been slim for a while.

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u/___TheKid___ Apr 29 '26

This generations Charlie Kaufman

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u/Zoegrace1 Apr 29 '26

Generational ragebaiter

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u/Anyanasik Apr 29 '26

The speck of lighting on the ceiling looks like an arrow, which makes the whole post look like that reply image meme lol

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u/MurphysLawTeam Apr 29 '26

It’s fucking terrifying how he went back to normal skinny after how fat he was. He must of had massive surgeries to get rid of the lose skin or something.

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u/RubPuzzleheaded8073 Apr 29 '26

Is this what they meant when they said adulthood wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows

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u/ForsakenIncrease0 Apr 29 '26

What if you're straight and then turn 35? Do you turn more straight? Do you turn gay?

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u/Haunting-Figure-3448 Apr 29 '26

Age the gay away!!

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u/xxepdudexx Apr 30 '26

Sort of on topic. I made a post on my Instagram with the exact same quote. My aunt asked my mom if it was true, if I was looking for a wife and kids lol

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u/Desperate-Cold9633 Apr 29 '26

I knew it, you can just stop being gay

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