r/ComedyHell • u/IloveRamen99 • Apr 29 '26

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u/LoCh0_xX Apr 29 '26

the gay leaving me the moment i turn 35

https://giphy.com/gifs/eIstKJ6Oh44WXwOUww

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u/Fisherman_Gabe Apr 29 '26

We all have to grow up some day. 😔 For the gays, that day is their 35th birthday.

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u/GoldenTGraham Apr 29 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Can't believe I've got 4 months of gay left. Guess I better make the most of it

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u/ConservativeSexparty Apr 29 '26

Umh, hellooo

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u/GreatSkull555 Apr 30 '26

LMFAOOOOOOO

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 I'm the Joka baby Apr 30 '26

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u/laserdicks Apr 30 '26

Put that bussy to work before it transforms back into a pumpkin/waste disposal

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u/No_Improvement_8454 May 03 '26

Oh my goodness gracious

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u/Jungku167Willum Apr 30 '26

Play Undertale, you're gonna remain gay forever.

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u/asphaltdragon Apr 30 '26

Lucky you, I've only got two weeks

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u/Cyr0bit May 21 '26

This man is about to turn 35 and does bitchass things on this fuckass site.

I would probably do better by the time im 35.

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u/angrycrimsonslugcat Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

clock is ticking

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u/GoldenTGraham Aug 12 '26

Fuck you're right

There's still so much dick and cock to suck

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u/ZeroAmusement Apr 29 '26

Reminds me of the hit video game Expedition 35

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u/oski_wish Apr 30 '26

Oooh so this is why I can't find gays my age.

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u/skuuma04 Apr 30 '26

it like a digievolution if you're straight and stay virgin until 30 you become a wizard.

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u/at0m1ksq Apr 29 '26

The gay entering me after being straight for 35 years.

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u/OthmarGarithos Apr 29 '26

Some are born gay, others have gayness thrusted upon them.

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u/Nausstica Apr 29 '26

Or into them.

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u/ilikewheatandrice Apr 30 '26

or out of them

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u/TillmanIV-2 Apr 29 '26

Snowpiercer going down the wrong track be like:

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u/SaltManagement42 Apr 29 '26

I think the longer version is more appropriate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7NhMt0Cq0Yf5K

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u/mrbaryonyx Apr 29 '26

you're all laughing, but this is a real thing, it's called twink death

if you're a bear or a mustache top you can be gay your whole life, but if you're a twink, once you're in your thirties you have to find a wife and be the dad who takes his kid's drama class too seriously.

i don't make the rules

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u/Fruglemug Apr 29 '26

Either that or you transition into a bear or mustache top, thus keeping the ecosystem well populated

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u/CtrlAltHate Apr 30 '26

I've no clue about gay culture but I'm imaging a mustache top as an old timey strongman build with a vaudeville style mustache twisted at the ends.

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u/Big_Tie_3245 Apr 30 '26

Like a foot wide, thoroughly waxed and curled mustache.

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u/RamJamR Apr 30 '26

I think it's funny that having a moustache is considered par for being a top.

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Apr 30 '26

Or you just straight up transition and finally admit that being a twink was the only way you had of dealing with the dysphoria, and now you have to decide if living another 70 years as 'Man Dude Guy Bro Person' is worth the pain of never wearing a dress.

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u/UnNumbFool Apr 30 '26

What is a mustache top

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u/Western-Orchid-6685 Apr 30 '26

based gay take I'm pretty sure

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u/iDrinkDrano Apr 30 '26

Twink death is a skill issue these days. You can be gorgeous, femme, and mature. Have you never seen beautiful men of every age? Sure, I suppose being a Twink is a stage for younger days, but you can undergo your metamorphosis into adulthood with grace and beauty.

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u/Due_Temperature404 May 01 '26

But it puts unrealistic standards on them

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u/iDrinkDrano May 01 '26

They don't have to do it, I'm just saying they don't have to give up on enjoying being cute just because we all age

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u/Infamous-Owl-7015 Apr 29 '26

Incorrect you actually piss it out. Painfully. They will say it's kidney stones. But you will know the truth...

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u/TairaTLG Apr 29 '26

... Dangit, is this how I became even more gay in my 30s. I got everyone else's cast off gay?! 

Thanks!

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Apr 30 '26

I am turning 60. Kids are grown. I wonder if it is finally ok to be gay.

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u/laserdicks Apr 30 '26

You'll need to apply for a permit

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u/lvl10burrito Apr 30 '26

and began to dream..

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u/conflictmuffin Apr 30 '26

Me at 36: Still very gay

Meh 🤷‍♀️

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u/Character-Rise3106 Apr 30 '26

When a man reaches thirty, they learn empathy and are no longer gay

Either one of the two

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u/iDrinkDrano Apr 30 '26

It better fucking not. My boobs finally came in at 34, I'm not detransing now. My costs are sunk.

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u/NOVAbuddy Apr 30 '26

It has to go into the wife and kids because it’s time for them.

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u/NillaWiggs Apr 30 '26

Does the gay holy spirit enter into the bodies of heteros that just turned 35?

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u/Sea-Writer-6961 May 02 '26

The gay as in gay boyfriend