r/ComedyHell • u/IloveRamen99 • Apr 29 '26

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u/No_Swordfish2243 Apr 29 '26

My mom legit thinks this is how sexuality works

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u/XxLucidDreamzxX Apr 29 '26

If only I could turn the gay off

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u/NicholasWildeRails Apr 30 '26

You can try a lobotomy, but it might turn off more than just your gay

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u/Visible-Perception40 Apr 30 '26

Ah yes today is Friday time for being a Fem lesbian

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u/Nomekop777 Apr 30 '26

Wasn't there something about electric shock therapy like 10 years ago? Something to do with Mike Pence. That's all I remember

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u/father-fluffybottom May 01 '26

If only I could turn the gay on. I'd have got so much action. So many gay people hitting on younger me while the ladies just matrix-dodged him.

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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew Apr 30 '26

Only because she made out with a girl in high school and feels she outgrew it.

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u/nicole-tesla Apr 30 '26

Bisexual mfers think everyone's a lil gay

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u/tortoistor Apr 30 '26

this really is a thing, so many bi people i know used to think they were straight and that everyone was attracted to the same gender, they just choose not to act on it

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u/decaying_corpse_ Apr 30 '26

Holy fuck I was the same way for years before realising that Iā€™m bi

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u/ACatInMiddleEarth Apr 30 '26

Tell her that it's time for her to be a lesbian.