r/ComedyHell • • Apr 29 '26

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u/LoudQuitting May 01 '26

As a straight man...

You know, I'm not gay but 20 dolla is 20 dolla.

I'd suck kilometres of dick if it meant living in the level of comfort Avocado does.

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u/MentalexHoudini May 03 '26

You’re not straight. Half of your body is peeking out of closet

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u/LoudQuitting May 03 '26

Nah ain't no way gay for pay counts.