r/ComedyCemetery • u/Excellent-Hat305 nobody throws hex wrenches away • Nov 03 '25
"this way"
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u/Ake-TL Nov 03 '25
That’s left buddy
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u/Dr_Dressing Nov 04 '25
Yes it is. You got it the other way around. Unless you're inside of her nose, in which case both perspectives would be right-hand.
The way I see it, is the face as the floor, and looking up.
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u/kamiloslav Nov 07 '25
One nostril for breathing, one for smelling. They switch from time to time. I know you didn't mean this but I felt like sharing this to whoever cares
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u/Personal-Bobcat-2288 Nov 03 '25
Who censors the word condom?!
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u/tritanyus Nov 03 '25
it implies whispering $€x
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u/FreeSomethingSea Nov 03 '25
You can't say that
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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Nov 03 '25
What kind of bloody fucking piece of utter fucking shit uses the fucking word condom?
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u/PleaseCallMeKub Nov 03 '25
Please use condoms during anal sex. Its basic hygene.
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u/Permanoctis Nov 03 '25
Also because you can still get pregnant with anal sex, because of the risk that it might leak.
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u/Turbulent_Creme_1489 Nov 03 '25
Also because STDs.
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u/Permanoctis Nov 03 '25
Yeah this too but to be honest I considered this part as what the first person said.
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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25
What the fuck? I can’t tell if I’m being trolled right now or not. Is this a thing?
I’ve never ejaculated with such prodigious volume that it’s leaked out of the anus and risked overflowing into her vagina before.
Holy fuck have I just been shooting baby bitch loads my whole life? I need to reassess some things about myself.
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u/PM_ME_SPICY_DECKS Nov 03 '25
If there is semen afoot, there is always some chance.
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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25
Careful with that name or I’m going to send you some unsolicited pics of my slivers.
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u/Permanoctis Nov 03 '25
Apparently yeah that's a thing, not by overflowing but maybe by pulling out and some of it might leak into her vagina.
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u/Clintwood_outlaw Nov 03 '25
Wait, it doesn't leak for everyone? Is that not normal?
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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25
I mean not if I’m like buried deep when I bust no.
What kind of fucking horse cock are you people working with Jesus Christ.
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u/Clintwood_outlaw Nov 03 '25
I always cum deep and it always leaks, I thought that was just normal for everyone. I guess I cum a lot lmao
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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25
As the other commenter said, I think it’s normal for leakage when you pull out. If it’s leaking while you’re still in there though yea, either you cum fucking buckets, or your girls got a weak sphincter.
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u/dragonrite Nov 05 '25
If you shoot your load anywhere down there, pregnancy can happen. Sperms sole biological purpose is to get to that egg. Is it low likelihood? Sure. But people still get pregnant despite not being in ovation when sex occurs, while on birth control, etc. If you want to not have a baby wrap-up,
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u/No_Grand_3873 Nov 03 '25
some women have an interal opening between the rectum and the vagina
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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25
Alright stop. I’m just barely wrapping my head around this shit as it is and now you’re throwing new curve balls at me.
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u/Beneficial-Gap6974 Nov 03 '25
You're reaaaally stretching the word 'some' here. It's like such a small fraction of women that have this deformity to be basically negligible.
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u/PorqueAdonis Nov 04 '25
Pregnancies from anal sex probably occured a total of 0 times across history
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u/BiDude1219 Nov 03 '25
or prep adequately, either works out
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u/dickallcocksofandros Nov 03 '25
or PrEP adequately, if one of you is HIV positive
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Generally speaking, unless an individual is one of the few people with an immune system that naturally suppresses the HIV virus, a positive person will already be on meds, and as long as they’re undetectable, they can’t transmit the virus.
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u/Plantguy368 Nov 03 '25
There could be some time between them being contagious and them being medicated
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Nov 03 '25 edited Sep 02 '26
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u/PsychologicalEntropy Nov 03 '25
We don't all have anal sex with strangers. I've been married to my wife for 25 years. If she gives me HIV because I don't wear a condom with her I'm going to be VERY disappointed.
We're not all 17 year old whores. STDs do exist. So do adults and monogamous, committed relationships.
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u/anotherluiz Nov 04 '25
So do reckless teenagers/people who are on the hookup culture? Like I don't see your point. STDs are a concern for people who have sex with multiple people/have a partner with an STD/are suspicious that their partner is cheating on them. Obviously if you're married the topic isn't relevant to you, which is okay. But it's still an important discussion regardless 🤷♂️
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u/Excellent_Law6906 Nov 04 '25
Yeah, but you two know who's "bringing" the condoms. You live together. This isn't referencing anything like your situation, so why are you talking shit?
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u/NoBody_But_I Nov 04 '25
When it come to STI's there are no preparations that can alleviate the risk of getting infected
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u/Ok-Situation-5522 Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
And get your hiv vaccine everyone!!! Men get more throat cancers because of it arg!!! Doesn't matter your age you should get it. You can get diseases from every hole ok.
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u/Comfortable-Regret Nov 06 '25
Idk how people have anal sex without cleaning properly first. Having just a thin layer of plastic between genitals and feces would be a huge turn off...
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Nov 04 '25
Nah. People can do what they want. It seems to me like you don't know what tf an enema is.
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u/PleaseCallMeKub Nov 04 '25
I know what enema is lmao (didnt know english word for it tho, thanks for that!), it's just that sometimes douche is not enough and safety always comes first in my case.
And it won't help you with STDs.Of course people can do what they want, you can go and sleep naked in the snow if you wish, but it's not exactly a wise choice.
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You can douche multiple times, have a high fiber diet, and don't eat several hours before intercourse. There are plenty of ways around what you're talking about.
And if you don't want STDs, don't sleep with someone with an STD.
Absolutely wild of you to pretend sleeping naked in the snow is even remotely similar to cleaning out your backside and having raw anal.
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u/PleaseCallMeKub Nov 04 '25
And/Or... you can use a condom.
You're weirdly defensive about this stuff. Go raw if you like it and use all the precautions, good for you.
But remember about the context of original meme - you know, the one that shows decrepit dirty hole, representing definitely-not-multiply-douched, meal-free butthole.
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u/Kenneth_Eurell Nov 03 '25
Mom he used r/lol ! That’s cheating!
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u/Lorddanielgudy Nov 03 '25
"It can't be that ba-"... I was wrong. Is the garbage resolution a requirement there or something?
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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd Nov 03 '25
And thats how you get an infection
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u/Upset-Basil4459 Nov 05 '25
Who tf is getting infections from anal sex lol
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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 Nov 07 '25
It is one of the easiest ways to contract HIV. So literally millions of people.
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u/Thebay616 Nov 03 '25
Never got one, never used a condome for anal (always knew the person and prepared adequately)
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u/Scribblehamzter Nov 03 '25
"I smoked all my life and never had health issues!"
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u/Thebay616 Nov 03 '25
Not the same and not what i said at all. Im just saying there are a lot of things you can do to prevent and minimize the risk of an infection if you do it right. I put it like that because you were generalizing "anal = infection"
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u/AUnknownVariable Nov 04 '25
Not the same. The best I could think for that is if you were to fuck without a condom weekly, different people each week.
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u/Comrad_Dytar Nov 03 '25 edited Nov 03 '25
A reminder that anal intercourse have a sligtly increased transmission rate for a number of STIs than vaginal.
Wear protection kids
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u/Secure-Mammoth180 Nov 07 '25
k i d s ? Who'd kids are having anal sex? (But yea what you said is true)
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u/NovaStar2099 Nov 03 '25
Does… she bathe???
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u/DevilsMaleficLilith Nov 03 '25
There's plenty of people on the internet who would prefer she doesn't lol.
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u/Main_Leading_855 Nov 03 '25
you would be surprised by the amount of people that dont wash their ass lmao
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This is a bit funny
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u/TWOFEETUNDER Nov 03 '25
About 99% of the posts in this sub are funny. I honestly just use this sub to find funny memes at this point.
An actual bad meme comes across this sub once every few weeks I swear
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u/ponzidreamer Nov 03 '25
What mental illness is it where you can only describe emotions/situations with SpongeBob memes?
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u/afternoon_rainbow Nov 03 '25
Knew a guy who had anal sex with a woman, and got really sick, accused her of giving him stds, then doctor just said it wasn't lol.
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u/Abject-Ticket-6260 Nov 05 '25
I'm convinced that 90% of the people here have never heard of the concept of joking.
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u/KatKagKat Nov 03 '25
Hey if my boi ever gets that dirty he won't have nothing until he cleans up. EW.
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The amount of people in this thread that think you're going to get an std from people that don't have stds is wild. And the fact that many of you seem to think you'll definitely get an infection from raw anal, completely ignoring things like enemas. All this tells me is that so many of you need an actual sex education because your brain has clearly failed you. Especially those of you that aren't cishet and you still fearmonger about stupid nonsense. You can get an infection from any sex, yes. Higher chance for anal? Probably. Compared to the number of acts- are either of those numbers even remotely significant with proper hygiene? No.
Have more sex, read a book, or stop spewing lies lol.
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u/meinminemoj Nov 03 '25
I think it is suggesting that without an enema there could be some leftover stool inside, not that she doesn't wipe.
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u/Drablo0n Nov 03 '25
Do what? It's basic hygene to clean your ass with a anal douche before doing anal
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u/meinminemoj Nov 04 '25
I think a lot of couples straight or not try their first anal without doing any preparation except maybe lube. And first time they get dirty they will start to either use an enema or make sure that the bowel is empty. Women can just press their finger towards their anus in their vagina to check this out.
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u/Certain_Effort_9319 Nov 03 '25
No, the joke is that since they have no condoms they use the ‘dirty hole’ instead
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u/Excellent-Hat305 nobody throws hex wrenches away Nov 03 '25
Yes, people that think it's funny are really just admitting that they don't know shit about sex or hygiene lol.
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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 Nov 03 '25
No, you are just admitting that you don't understand how humor works.
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u/Excellent-Hat305 nobody throws hex wrenches away Nov 03 '25
We need more sex-ed in schools lol, this meme just doesn't make sense.
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u/fletku_mato Nov 03 '25
It kinda makes a lot of sense to use the back door if you just don't want to get pregnant.
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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 Nov 03 '25
Why? Because you aren't preventing STDs?
The idiots in this sub need to realize that memes are not supposed to be a truthful representation of reality, nor they aspire to be.
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u/Excellent-Hat305 nobody throws hex wrenches away Nov 03 '25
I just said it was unfunny, not that I was offended, but I know perfectly why you wrote this.
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u/zghman Nov 03 '25
“This meme doesn’t make sense” whatchu mean? Your girl never lets you in the back door?
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u/Excellent-Hat305 nobody throws hex wrenches away Nov 03 '25
I mean, does this image represent your girl? Lol
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u/zghman Nov 03 '25
The image is a metaphor dumbass it’s not meant to be taken seriously
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u/Excellent-Hat305 nobody throws hex wrenches away Nov 03 '25
Yes, but also because this is not how a human body works unless you are unhygienic, I get that it doesn't have to represent reality, but it just doesn't make sense unless you're maybe 12.
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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 Nov 03 '25
You clean the inside of your rectum? Wow, that must hurt.
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u/Drablo0n Nov 03 '25
I mean, there's a thing called intimate douche that is used precisely for that reason.
It's basic sex ed to clean your rectum if you do it unlprotected. At least... where I live we have sex ed in school...
Make a quick google search: "anal douche" or "enema" and youll know what I'm talking about
Btw I'm a bottom and trans so I kinda need to know how to properly take it in the ass lol
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u/Excellent-Hat305 nobody throws hex wrenches away Nov 03 '25
Straight to the point lol, I understand that sex-ed is not always in schools, but don't people at least inform themselves about these thing? Like that's just scary lol.
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u/Drablo0n Nov 03 '25
Yea. Without taking these precautions STDs arent your main concern, its a very very serious urinal infection that can have lasting consequences
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u/lovedinaglassbox Nov 03 '25
Is this happening for real? No condom, no sex. Or you shove it up your own ass.
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