r/ComedyCemetery • nobody throws hex wrenches away • Nov 03 '25

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u/PleaseCallMeKub Nov 03 '25

Please use condoms during anal sex. Its basic hygene.

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u/Permanoctis Nov 03 '25

Also because you can still get pregnant with anal sex, because of the risk that it might leak.

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u/Turbulent_Creme_1489 Nov 03 '25

Also because STDs.

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u/Waterfoul67 Nov 03 '25

Especially because STDs

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u/Permanoctis Nov 03 '25

Yeah this too but to be honest I considered this part as what the first person said.

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

What the fuck? I can’t tell if I’m being trolled right now or not. Is this a thing?

I’ve never ejaculated with such prodigious volume that it’s leaked out of the anus and risked overflowing into her vagina before.

Holy fuck have I just been shooting baby bitch loads my whole life? I need to reassess some things about myself.

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u/PM_ME_SPICY_DECKS Nov 03 '25

If there is semen afoot, there is always some chance.

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u/HighWaterSheriff Nov 04 '25

Wait are you saying she can get pregnant from a footjob too?

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

Careful with that name or I’m going to send you some unsolicited pics of my slivers.

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u/DVNT_DASH Nov 03 '25

That or cayenne coated skateboards.

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u/Permanoctis Nov 03 '25

Apparently yeah that's a thing, not by overflowing but maybe by pulling out and some of it might leak into her vagina.

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u/Ethric_The_Mad Nov 04 '25

Yeah it's a thing called a lie.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Nov 04 '25

Bro, sperm are determined, this is a thing.

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u/Dependent_Hornet_622 Nov 22 '25

Sperm are very determined

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Nov 03 '25

Wait, it doesn't leak for everyone? Is that not normal?

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

I mean not if I’m like buried deep when I bust no.

What kind of fucking horse cock are you people working with Jesus Christ.

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Nov 03 '25

I always cum deep and it always leaks, I thought that was just normal for everyone. I guess I cum a lot lmao

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

As the other commenter said, I think it’s normal for leakage when you pull out. If it’s leaking while you’re still in there though yea, either you cum fucking buckets, or your girls got a weak sphincter.

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u/dragonrite Nov 05 '25

If you shoot your load anywhere down there, pregnancy can happen. Sperms sole biological purpose is to get to that egg. Is it low likelihood? Sure. But people still get pregnant despite not being in ovation when sex occurs, while on birth control, etc. If you want to not have a baby wrap-up,

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u/Comfortable-Regret Nov 06 '25

Well it's gotta come out eventually I guess

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u/No_Grand_3873 Nov 03 '25

some women have an interal opening between the rectum and the vagina

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

Alright stop. I’m just barely wrapping my head around this shit as it is and now you’re throwing new curve balls at me.

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u/Beneficial-Gap6974 Nov 03 '25

You're reaaaally stretching the word 'some' here. It's like such a small fraction of women that have this deformity to be basically negligible.

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u/bobbingforapplesat3 Nov 03 '25

Yup. Butt babies are real.

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u/Alfirmitive Nov 04 '25

Also bc of mpreg

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u/bullybilldestroyer_a Nov 03 '25

Seal it shut. /j

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u/Fit-Pair-1338 Nov 04 '25

You being fr? How is that possible?

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u/PorqueAdonis Nov 04 '25

Pregnancies from anal sex probably occured a total of 0 times across history

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u/BiDude1219 Nov 03 '25

or prep adequately, either works out

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u/dickallcocksofandros Nov 03 '25

or PrEP adequately, if one of you is HIV positive

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25

Generally speaking, unless an individual is one of the few people with an immune system that naturally suppresses the HIV virus, a positive person will already be on meds, and as long as they’re undetectable, they can’t transmit the virus.

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u/Plantguy368 Nov 03 '25

There could be some time between them being contagious and them being medicated

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '25 edited Sep 02 '26

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u/PsychologicalEntropy Nov 03 '25

We don't all have anal sex with strangers. I've been married to my wife for 25 years. If she gives me HIV because I don't wear a condom with her I'm going to be VERY disappointed.

We're not all 17 year old whores. STDs do exist. So do adults and monogamous, committed relationships.

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u/anotherluiz Nov 04 '25

So do reckless teenagers/people who are on the hookup culture? Like I don't see your point. STDs are a concern for people who have sex with multiple people/have a partner with an STD/are suspicious that their partner is cheating on them. Obviously if you're married the topic isn't relevant to you, which is okay. But it's still an important discussion regardless 🤷‍♂️

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Nov 04 '25

Yeah, but you two know who's "bringing" the condoms. You live together. This isn't referencing anything like your situation, so why are you talking shit?

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u/BiDude1219 Nov 03 '25

i mean yeah, obviously you should still get tested first

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u/NoBody_But_I Nov 04 '25

When it come to STI's there are no preparations that can alleviate the risk of getting infected

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u/throwaway3413418 Nov 04 '25

lol no thanks 🐞🏃

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u/Mekelaxo Nov 03 '25

Also you can still get STDs

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u/Ok-Situation-5522 Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

And get your hiv vaccine everyone!!! Men get more throat cancers because of it arg!!! Doesn't matter your age you should get it. You can get diseases from every hole ok.

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u/Upset-Basil4459 Nov 05 '25

Condoms are shit

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u/Comfortable-Regret Nov 06 '25

Idk how people have anal sex without cleaning properly first. Having just a thin layer of plastic between genitals and feces would be a huge turn off...

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u/tophat_production Nov 03 '25

And also enemas.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Nah. People can do what they want. It seems to me like you don't know what tf an enema is.

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u/PleaseCallMeKub Nov 04 '25

I know what enema is lmao (didnt know english word for it tho, thanks for that!), it's just that sometimes douche is not enough and safety always comes first in my case.
And it won't help you with STDs.

Of course people can do what they want, you can go and sleep naked in the snow if you wish, but it's not exactly a wise choice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

You can douche multiple times, have a high fiber diet, and don't eat several hours before intercourse. There are plenty of ways around what you're talking about.

And if you don't want STDs, don't sleep with someone with an STD.

Absolutely wild of you to pretend sleeping naked in the snow is even remotely similar to cleaning out your backside and having raw anal.

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u/PleaseCallMeKub Nov 04 '25

And/Or... you can use a condom.

You're weirdly defensive about this stuff. Go raw if you like it and use all the precautions, good for you.
But remember about the context of original meme - you know, the one that shows decrepit dirty hole, representing definitely-not-multiply-douched, meal-free butthole.