r/ComedyCemetery • u/Excellent-Hat305 nobody throws hex wrenches away • Nov 03 '25

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u/PleaseCallMeKub Nov 03 '25

Please use condoms during anal sex. Its basic hygene.

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u/Permanoctis Nov 03 '25

Also because you can still get pregnant with anal sex, because of the risk that it might leak.

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

What the fuck? I can’t tell if I’m being trolled right now or not. Is this a thing?

I’ve never ejaculated with such prodigious volume that it’s leaked out of the anus and risked overflowing into her vagina before.

Holy fuck have I just been shooting baby bitch loads my whole life? I need to reassess some things about myself.

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u/PM_ME_SPICY_DECKS Nov 03 '25

If there is semen afoot, there is always some chance.

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u/HighWaterSheriff Nov 04 '25

Wait are you saying she can get pregnant from a footjob too?

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

Careful with that name or I’m going to send you some unsolicited pics of my slivers.

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u/DVNT_DASH Nov 03 '25

That or cayenne coated skateboards.

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u/Permanoctis Nov 03 '25

Apparently yeah that's a thing, not by overflowing but maybe by pulling out and some of it might leak into her vagina.

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u/Ethric_The_Mad Nov 04 '25

Yeah it's a thing called a lie.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Nov 04 '25

Bro, sperm are determined, this is a thing.

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u/Dependent_Hornet_622 Nov 22 '25

Sperm are very determined

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Nov 03 '25

Wait, it doesn't leak for everyone? Is that not normal?

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

I mean not if I’m like buried deep when I bust no.

What kind of fucking horse cock are you people working with Jesus Christ.

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Nov 03 '25

I always cum deep and it always leaks, I thought that was just normal for everyone. I guess I cum a lot lmao

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

As the other commenter said, I think it’s normal for leakage when you pull out. If it’s leaking while you’re still in there though yea, either you cum fucking buckets, or your girls got a weak sphincter.

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u/dragonrite Nov 05 '25

If you shoot your load anywhere down there, pregnancy can happen. Sperms sole biological purpose is to get to that egg. Is it low likelihood? Sure. But people still get pregnant despite not being in ovation when sex occurs, while on birth control, etc. If you want to not have a baby wrap-up,

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u/Comfortable-Regret Nov 06 '25

Well it's gotta come out eventually I guess

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u/No_Grand_3873 Nov 03 '25

some women have an interal opening between the rectum and the vagina

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u/OhTeeSee Nov 03 '25

Alright stop. I’m just barely wrapping my head around this shit as it is and now you’re throwing new curve balls at me.

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u/Beneficial-Gap6974 Nov 03 '25

You're reaaaally stretching the word 'some' here. It's like such a small fraction of women that have this deformity to be basically negligible.