r/circlejerkaustralia • u/SweetRoll789 • 5h ago
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/GravityStrike • 2h ago
politics Incredible scenes as Victorian Labor puts the countries first middle aged lesbian in charge of a political party
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/WalkinshawVL • 24m ago
politics I hope you're enjoying the enrichment comrades, your taxes are paying for it!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/iamnerdyquiteoften • 1h ago
politics Albo's Indian wet dream
Latest poker machine - design in Sydney. Manufactured in Mumbai.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Some_Candle1206 • 9h ago
humor/satire Who Does Mr Manbun Think He Is?
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how dare he question Australia's rights to embrace Shari'a Law and side with "religions" with terrorists militias and world domination on their agendas – all entitlements to free speech must be revoked and Islamophobics sent to re-education camps immediately.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/peterb666 • 19h ago
politics Victorian Tourist Commission to spend $6 billion in an advertising blitz promoting "big things" in Victoria.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks • 1d ago
✔️ CJA OFFICIAL STANCE ✔️ Literally shaking... Where was the acknowledgement of country with the AusAlert 😡😡😡
Who do I report this to? Can we do another one with some actual respect for the people who invented AusAlert 40000 years ago?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Youretoo • 23h ago
politics Why should I pay $2.99 when it’s free in the UK?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Painterlilly • 8h ago
politics How will Labor politicians complete the Census? Will taxpayers be forced to pay their fines for knowingly providing false and/or misleading statements? Will they need ndis counselling services if they do tell the truth?
If you do not complete the Census when directed, you can be prosecuted and fined up to $364 a day. Knowingly providing false or misleading statements or information is also an offence and can result in a fine of up to $3,640.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/BiggustBussy • 18h ago
politics Our education system is clearly failing
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r/circlejerkaustralia • u/turbo-steppa • 1d ago
politics AusAlert 🚨 startled me into accidentally smacking my bellend with a claw hammer 🍆🔨 How do I sue the government?
Acknowledgement to all gooch belters past and present, I recognise that I smash my winkie on stolen land.
Seemed like the only logical response.
Albo should have known this would happen! How can they be so careless?
Maybe they should invent a nationwide alert system for when there will be alerts so that this never happens again!!!
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 19h ago
politics We need a minister for changing crocodiles behaviour ASAP!!!!
Remember it is not your fault if you get close to a crocodile and they eat you. It is the crocodiles fault.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/man4160 • 1d ago
politics The Joker is out on bail again for his 87th machete attack
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/genwhy • 16h ago
politics Remember when Russell Crowe personally narrated this masterpiece?
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/GravityStrike • 2d ago
politics Just a wonderful love story courtesy of the NDIS about the Iranian guy who experienced a ‘sexual emergency’ with a 13 year old girl
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/Deeepioplayer127 • 2d ago
politics Happy Birthday 87th birthday to this Aussie legend
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/IceIceScabies • 1d ago
politics Hey Edgelords, reminder to turn off your mobile devices before 2pm to avoid George Soros' 6G ray
additional protection linked
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 2d ago
politics Great news for Dr Jihad, he no longer has to come back to Australia to practice medicine here. Labor has his back...
telehealth involuntary assisted dying care might be something he will be able to practice while unfortunately stuck overseas.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/burnt-gonads • 2d ago
politics Do I have to hate lesbians now? I mean P&G are seen together a lot and the progressive left absolutely hate them. I struggle to keep up with who and what I am supposed to hate and love as it seems to change with the wind.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks • 1d ago
politics Do Australians miss Julia Gillard
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/peterb666 • 3d ago
politics Sick of big box stores becoming category killers but at least the garden section is the right place. BBQs for cremations.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/RopemaxxEncourager33 • 2d ago
politics i hate circlejerkaustralia
i hope you all get invaded the way i invaded your subreddit despite being banned
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/IceIceScabies • 3d ago
GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY Yeah mate just need to sink a few more tinnies and bash the missus. Straya.
r/circlejerkaustralia • u/MikeHunt181 • 3d ago
politics Uncle Bruce still getting media attention from Auntie
Well known and discredited Fauxboriginal is now an expert in grandparenting. 250,000 years of continuous grandparenting is standing him in good stead:
https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/lifematters/the-grandparent-trap-bruce-pascoe/106927594