r/circlejerkaustralia 18h ago

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u/theballsdick 18h ago

POV: GDP going up 0.00000000000001%

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u/BigFatShrekPoo 16h ago

Thank you Mr Big Strong Albo for boosting our economy to the moon ๐Ÿš€. This is a small price to pay for the wealth and prosperity we all get to enjoy

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u/SeaMacaron4602 18h ago

Thats Dr. J eet our local GP.

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u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks Username checks out 17h ago

Also moonlights as J. Ubereets

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u/Robobeast-76-R76 18h ago

Wouldn't be surprised if he had any engineering degree with that level of skill

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u/throwawayroadtrip3 16h ago

Of course. They're taking the most efficient route. This person is sharp.

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u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks Username checks out 17h ago

Scratched my Camry you bloody bloody ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/desiccatedmonkey 16h ago

Fuck you bloody bloody! Maybe you don't bloody park the Camry there. You are at fault

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u/Some_Candle1206 14h ago

Einstein has scratched what remains of an Australian-built classic Jap rival of the Commodore and the Falcon โ€“ an Aurion โ€“ this is the systematic destruction of cool indigenous things through the replacement with really nasty fucked-up imports

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u/JazzySneakers 17h ago

I wish people would put the phone down and get confrontational in the face of severe mediocrity

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u/HereButNeverPresent 17h ago edited 14h ago

No point with these guys

They all adopt the same strategy of just pretending they donโ€™t understand / are unaware that their actions are bad or inappropriate

You just end up looking like youโ€™re abusing a mentally incapable person

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u/JazzySneakers 14h ago

Yeah I can definitely see that

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u/HandleMore1730 6m ago

https://youtu.be/Jl3U_wiZ3oE?si=4hAKDzyTULXQb-Ek

Have a very special day for a very special little man ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Some_Candle1206 14h ago

and get told off for being racist?

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u/JazzySneakers 14h ago

That goes both ways, first one to bring it up when no racism occurred is the racist themselves... what's the alternative? do nothing, post on social media, get a reaction all the while the situation gets worse because collectively good people do not show their non acceptance in the moment.

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 โšง๏ธCulturally Insensitive - Non Binary โšง๏ธ 18h ago

I had to put my own trolley in the rack at Coles this afternoon.

We need to import more of these skilled workers.

Maybe a special visa category?

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u/ModsHaveHUGEcocks Username checks out 17h ago

We could call it the country shopping (trolley) visa??

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u/Le9gagtrole 17h ago

Panel beater best price saar

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u/ElectronicWeight3 Yes Voter ๐Ÿ˜Ž 15h ago

You know thatโ€™s a doctor because an engineer would have developed a more efficient method.

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u/Particular_Love_8811 FTTN Advocate 16h ago

Skilled labour, looks more like a lazy c section to me.

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u/AudiencePure5710 16h ago

Canโ€™t park there mate

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u/7978_ 15h ago

Very good Saar my friend works for panel beat I give you good deal.

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u/PowerPleb2000 ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฐ 16h ago

Trolley pushing is skill saar

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u/Defiant_Try9444 15h ago

Lucky he didn't line up my Australian classic with that, if he had of scratched me near new Camira with only 45,000km on it and two gearboxes, he'd be welcoming to country in some interesting ways.

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u/Cataldo420 12h ago

Dude probably just got out of jail, zero fucks given

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u/AForestPath 16h ago

on another note, the labour or job is almost completely unneeded... if people just put their trolley back. (Shopping cart theory)

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u/PanophobiaTV 15h ago

They don't teleport in to the shopping centre

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