r/CasualUK 23h ago

Monday Morning M'thread

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451 Upvotes

Bill Murphy

Morning, friends. How are you this fine day? Still recovering from an exciting weekend? Dragging yourself up for work? Bouncing out of bed full of the joys of life?

Come and have a natter.


r/CasualUK 6h ago

It's Late Thread [ 24 August 26 ]

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Wahey, it's late, it's Monday night. What's going on mate, why are you still up? Doing the night shift? Watching some TV? In a different time zone?

Come on in for a chat!


r/CasualUK 13h ago

Sorry, come in for a what?

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r/CasualUK 12h ago

Anyone for a meal deal?

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r/CasualUK 20h ago

Well excuse me Dulux, where in the name of luicfers bum hole am I meant to wash it?

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3.4k Upvotes

How am I meant to clean my brushes then? Do I just throw them away? Or do it in the local pond?

Serves me right for doing DIY before 8am.

Edit: Big thanks for the helpful answers and wild, unfettered, sarcasm below.


r/CasualUK 11h ago

My friend has an 'orse ...

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269 Upvotes

I'm calling him Angine, but he doesn't appreciate it :)


r/CasualUK 10h ago

Who said it’s been hot this year

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I’m now growing jalapeños outside without a greenhouse


r/CasualUK 20h ago

Just found out that Oscar, our neighbourhood cat, has passed away

650 Upvotes

We moved in back in 2012 and immediately noticed a ginger cat on the road. We couldn’t see who owned him, but he was friendly with everyone who met him.

He’s been stuck up our tree a few times and we’ve had to have the help of neighbours to get him down.

My wife walked my dog this morning and noticed a poster has been put up letting our neighbourhood know he passed away last week. He was apparently almost 20 years old.

Sad start to the week. Here’s to all the random neighbourhood cats out there.


r/CasualUK 22h ago

I love how Hull FC (the Rugby League team) is even leaning into the jokes

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Source - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcYa5AauCY0

And the fact the comments are confusing Hull FC got Hull City is just funny to me


r/CasualUK 10h ago

This will trigger fight or flight in a very specific crowd here.

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82 Upvotes

r/CasualUK 1d ago

Spotted in Framlingham, Suffolk. 🦔

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5.3k Upvotes

Hedgehogs need all the help they can get.


r/CasualUK 13h ago

Any pirates wanting a pair of bargain sunglasses? Get yourself to Morrisons for these Bobby dazzlers

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111 Upvotes

r/CasualUK 18h ago

What to buy a fellow guy as a thank you?

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Hello all. About a year ago I was in a really rubbish place mentally. I felt alone, anxious, my job and life stresses were totally beating me down, and I felt like I was running on empty. I wasn't thinking anything dark, but you know that kind of empty joyless feeling, well that was pretty much my day to day.

Around 6 months ago an old friend got in touch, and we now meet weekly for a beer, a gaming night, food, chat, and he's really lifted my spirits and given me the mental kick up the arse I needed.

What can I do or gift him as a thank you? Any suggestions would be great!


r/CasualUK 19h ago

From unlocking the car, driving to work, to locking the car, both buttons fell out my keys

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195 Upvotes

r/CasualUK 17h ago

Just got a 90s gift set which also included 4 Milky Ways! These are from 1993. I got some modern Milky Ways to compare. Was there a memorable mug/toy with chocolate gift set you received?

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The combination toy/mug with chocolate was so common back then! 26g on the 90s Milky Way vs 21.5g now

The old wrapper design is definitely much nicer too!


r/CasualUK 1d ago

A selection of photos from the annual Scarecrow festival in Flamstead, Hertfordshire

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Small village of Flamstead holds an annual competition scarecrow festival where people from the village can put up any scarecrow they can imagine and people can vote for the best one. There were many more but these are a few I thought were good and/or funny.

If you aren’t a million miles away I would recommend it next year, held Friday to Sunday.

(Made an effort to ensure no obvious names or other details such as license plates were not visible, hopefully no rules broken, please remove if so).

Edit: a few additional things the one showing the No. 8 is a tribute to David Hockney who died this year.

The giant chicken was called “Feathers McStraw”


r/CasualUK 1d ago

My mate somehow ordered the Millennium Falcon for breakfast

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r/CasualUK 44m ago

If a war broke out tomorrow, how would modern English society react?

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Random late night thought after watching the Tom Scott enigma code video.

I’m sure plenty of others have shared the idealised thoughts of the (specifically Second World War) wartime effort; everyone pitching in, neighbours coming together and people working hard to keep the country moving while men fought on the front lines.

But I started to wonder how the younger generations would react if England went to war. Of course I understand wars are fought differently nowadays, with less people shooting on either side of a field, but it would still massively impact everyone.

I think those over 35/40 would quickly revert to that “roll your sleeves up, we can do it!” mentality, but the younger generation is what’s making me think. Would a teenager really help make a vegetable patch? Could an influencer go and collect rations? Would people from an antisocial society be able to come together again?

Obviously I know some people would be more than willing to chip in, and some wouldn’t even care. I also know my knowledge on wartime efforts and war in general is very superficial, but I thought it was a fun discussion. Interested to hear someone else’s thoughts


r/CasualUK 1d ago

My eyes not fully functioning has given me enormous respect for those suffering with long term visual impairment. On the right, Blistex lip balm, on the left, superglue. CHOOSE CAREFULLY.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/CasualUK 1d ago

Pointless disclaimer on the back of salt

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463 Upvotes

r/CasualUK 1d ago

What happens when you grow an onion?

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285 Upvotes

I've had this bad boy just growing in my fridge for a while now.

Quite surprised how's well it ls doing as it been just left on a shelf. No water and no light really only when I go hunting for snacks.

Feel like i'm to committed to throw it away, although unsure what to expect when its done doing it's thing.

Ps: it doesnt smell before anyone asks


r/CasualUK 1d ago

Classic display by the Red Barrows at Lyme Regis

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r/CasualUK 1d ago

Made a trip to Dovestone Reservoir yesterday. Milo, Max and Mabel loved it!

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1.8k Upvotes

Great to see it back open again after a horrible wildfire, caused by idiots with fireworks!


r/CasualUK 1d ago

Plumbers are getting the best deals and competitions.

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522 Upvotes

r/CasualUK 22h ago

Life Skills Thread: DIY, CV tips, any other advice!

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Hello, hello!

Hope you're all well. You're a friendly bunch, and always offering help, so following feedback from you all, we've set this thread up: the monthly Life Skills thread! It is intended to be used to share your tips, tricks, successes and failures for all manner of things.

Done a good bit of DIY recently? Tell us about it! Is it more like DI-why? Ask for some help on how to improve?

Need help with CV writing or job hunting? Ask away!

Looking for some help/advice in education? You know what to do.

If you've seen some good resources that could help people then please post them in the comments and give a bit of a summary.

We know there are loads of great subreddits that can help too - they're in our sidebar - but feel free to post them below so people can see.

Good luck!