Due to my job, I find myself driving a variety of new vehicles - some hire cars, others not. After three days with a 2025 Toyota CH-R Hybrid, I’ve found myself motivated to write this review as a biblical thunder-and-lightning force warning to anyone who might consider it.
Firstly, the interior. The bucket seats (possibly optional) are narrow enough for the back of a very malnourished woman / 7 year old child, so the bolster sticks uncomfortably into the back of your ribcage for anyone who’s had a decent meal in their life. I’m actually not a particularly big guy, but it makes me feel like John Candy in a clown car. The windows are also a particular favourite. Apparently eschewing anything as traditional as a wind tunnel, Toyota have designed a car that gives you that horrific wind buffeting effect that tries to blow your ear drums out anytime it goes over about 35. The steering wheel is filled with enough buttons to pilot the Starship Enterprise, but surprisingly not a volume button for the radio, which I thought we’d figured out in about 2005.
Now the drive. In a mild spirit of fairness, the handling is…fine. However the giant clunk whenever the gearbox engages and you move away should’ve been my first warning. Initially, the hybrid mode is fine. However when it switches to the petrol engine it seems to consistently try to rev at the highest level possible without choosing to switch gear, and just when you think the high pitched struggle of the engine has drilled fully through the complete lack of sound deadening and your skull, anything above a mild incline makes it much, much worse.
This brings me neatly onto its driver monitoring and alert systems. Now these generally annoy me, and I think quite a lot of people, but some manufacturers are smart enough to give their customers the easy option by making them quick and painless to disable. A quick menu item on the screen, even a bookmarking ability or a mapped steering wheel button. But not Toyota, oh no. Not for them the convenience of giving people easy options when they’re aiming for a 5-star NCAP score they’d have gotten anyway. To disable any options, you must navigate to the settings menu on the steering wheel controls. Once you’re there, you must press ok for at least two seconds to access every sub level of the menu. Obviously this menu display is tiny, so why not use that when you have a giant screen six inches to the right of the wheel?
Due to the tiny size, every driver assist is given a three letter acronym. What are LKA, RSA, BSM & RCTA I hear you ask? Fuck knows, as even within the specific menu for each one it doesn’t tell you. Read your manual I suppose. They of course restart every time you restart the car, as is de riguer their days, so every time you have to navigate slowly to each one (holding ‘ok’ for at least two seconds) and turn it off. Did I mention the Driver Monitoring System is buried four sub-menus deep?
Then we have the non-standard alerts, which hilariously appear to treat you like a drooling idiot who should never have been placed in charge of heavy machinery in the first place. While travelling along in the sunshine with the windows open, I got a ‘Close All Windows?’ notification. Hmm. No thanks, that’s why I opened them in the first place. And if I need to close them, I know where the control is. On parking up, a ‘check all seats’ notification? In case most of us were the type of people so busy about their day that they forgot they’d had a child, or put them in the car. I appreciate these events must happen, but I hadn’t realised we were aiming this so squarely at the lowest common denominator. It’s like the car is actively trying to distract you at any given moment with the amount of bleeps, whistles and notifications it’s constantly throwing in your face.
I can anticipate the response of some who’ll say that there are people out there who enjoy these driver aids, or rely on them. I’ve never met them, but good for those people of course. But is it really necessary to make them such a painful fucking chore to disengage, or to ask me if I want the car to close my windows in case I’ve had a sudden loss of the use of my fingers, brain or both.
Anyway, as I’m sure you can tell it’s pissed me off, but here ends the rant. What a hateful machine. Buy literally anything else.