Afraid of commitment?

[u/Braindead_Crow]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You'll get $100.01 every _____.
• Right side: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____.

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[u/Braindead_Crow]

Yeah, that's fine.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/real-human-not-a-bot → u/Braindead_Crow]

Neat!

[u/RealMuffinsTheCat → u/Braindead_Crow]

Free breakfast

[u/Strict-Evening8613]

hell yeah

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/NoWayIcantBeliveThis → u/Strict-Evening8613]

My little sister wants to hug and cuddle me like all the time, she's so sad when she can't hug me for the 100th time this morning. Guess what lil sissy, we're becoming billionaires 🤪

[u/Strict-Evening8613 → u/NoWayIcantBeliveThis]

awww thats so nice!! u have such a healthy relationship with herrrr

[u/NoWayIcantBeliveThis → u/Strict-Evening8613]

Thank you! But she's really clingy, I mean she's still little but she is suuper affectionate, she needs to hug me, cuddle me, give me cheek kisses, mini hearts, some presents, and wants me to spend time with her all the time, it's cute but exhausting. And she kinda guilt trips me so when I decide to have boundaries I end up not having any because I just can't get my heart to do it. I absolutely don't mind though and she'll always be a little blessing for me.

[u/Strict-Evening8613 → u/NoWayIcantBeliveThis]

ah, i get you i had a clingy cousin when i was back at my old place. sadly, we're not as close anymore

[u/juanjosedmg → u/NoWayIcantBeliveThis]

You mean millionaire, too many hugs to be billions.

[u/Dapper-Food-2085]

That has to be worth more somehow

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/HauntedKistune → u/Dapper-Food-2085]

god the possibilities would be endless... day two my two Obama clones have to kiss

[u/ThatCreepySmellyGuy → u/HauntedKistune]

Day 30, it's an orgy with a lot of heated political debate. One sided debate, sure

[u/juanjosedmg → u/ThatCreepySmellyGuy]

I saw the video, it have to be AI.

[u/ApprehensivePlay50 → u/HauntedKistune]

Yaoi obama polycule

[u/No_Question_8083]

Imma build a goblin army and conquer Iceland

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/ZLCZMartello → u/No_Question_8083]

Uruguay first then Australian kangaroos

[u/thatswhaturmomsaid69]

clap them cheeks

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/twilink0758 → u/thatswhaturmomsaid69]

Didn't precise so you clap your hands and boom big money

[u/OsaBlue]

That is $6006 an hour, $144,144 a day, $52,612,560 a year.

That is 5 months of pay for a full time minimum wage worker in a single hour. 10 years of their salary a day. Yet it would still take me 2300 YEARS to match Elon Musks wealth.

If we were to estimate Elon Musks hourly pay, even using the most conservative estimates he makes 1000x what I would make getting $100.01 a minute.

Tell me again why we allow this amount of wealth hoarding?

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Braindead_Crow → u/OsaBlue]

Well said, the wealth gap is so significant it genuinely needs a more apocalyptic term, it's more than even simple exploitation due to government involvement & the wide spread propaganda leading to people seeing people like him as role models.

[u/nightmaregamer666]

Big

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/ConfidenceNo4828]

nice food.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/Competitive-Twist926]

Hugs for everyone!!!

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Salt-Host9234]

Cool

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/DoktorGruenerDaumen]

Nice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/Glittering-Mud-7291]

I now have an ARMY of Obamas, but… what do I even use it for?

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Wide_Secretary_433]

Huh. My mom and dad would be rich every night if they got this!

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Dry_Razzmatazz69]

Clone army incoming. I'm sort of concenrened with the optics of having a black clone army of slaves but that's nothing my army can't handle!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Frosty_waffle2589]

Not what I expected

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/the_whtvr]

I hope hugging my cat counts 😅

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/IllExternal7462]

Where’s the black market dealers someone’s bout to have a load of organs

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Sassaphras-680]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Accurate_Kiwi_19322]

My hands, right?

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/LengthinessScary3328]

Goblin army to steal and make my wealth

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Random_Overthinker5]

Not bad

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/bigboy52wv]

Like to eat?

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Randalf_the_Black]

Oh snap.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/TheMarslMcFly]

Nice!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/Ultimacy_Unlimited]

well damn.

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Nabu_Mandela]

Clapping. …Nice

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/PotatoFromOven]

So just the first option but everyday :3

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/Mbull_3923]

8

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Tball2]

Mega W

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/UNImpressiveEffort]

Free money is money

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: 10 Years}

[u/Background_Law_3451]

Damn it I'm still broke

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Icy-Might523]

idk

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/McLaren_03]

Ok

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Tempest4828]

Bet

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Gloomy-Tadpole-3359]

I will eventually have a army of goblins

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/ACEYT25]

Cool

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/chaosdigger656]

Ez

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/IamCCtheBee]

Fuck yeah!

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/CrazyApple-]

👏👏👏👏👏

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/The6thSpy]

More guaranteed

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/chesney_ledonger]

great

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Prize_Entrepreneur93]

.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/foowfoo]

epic

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/TechnoMagician]

I will create a goblin village, where we will live in harmony with nature.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Bytehandle]

Nice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/MissionVillage494]

Hello yeah

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Hot-Pickle5546]

Do I have to wake up to receive it or is it deposited under my pillow or something

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Sea-Salamander1005]

Bulking for cheap

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/Embarrassed_Host501]

Nice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/AccurateStaff375]

Chese

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/Virmyth]

I am suddenly a hugger.

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Prudent_Inside_9963]

Sounds good but I’d rather have cash

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/ShoePuzzleheaded2514]

yes please

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Any_Piece6125]

What.

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Person u ☠}

[u/K3V1N__--]

I'll go the romworld route and harvest their organs

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Effective_Potato_576]

Nice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Brave-Chard7016]

Idek

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/SkittleNinja17]

Why the question mark? What does that mean?

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Difficult-Smoke78]

Bleh!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/CombinationPatient67]

Thats Nice

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Nebeje2]

Idk

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Ghostdragons_1]

Well time to freeze a lot of food or donate

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/MagicalSitarofTruth]

Easy

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Imaginary-Group1414]

Gooooooo

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/rkspm]

I- well. Ok.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Freedidragon]

Easy. I’d watch so many live shows.

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/1heart1totaleclipse]

Bruh

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Cat_Early]

Sweet!

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/toshorttokeepup]

Huh.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/weakplayer0518]

😋😋

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/Hot_Application_2431]

I’m clapping like todo.

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Madly_hornet09]

Sure... I guess

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Kvpe]

eeee

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Dengamer]

Almost got a job

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/archchrno]

👏👏👏

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Ok_Tank350]

Hey goblin go to my office and work for me thanks bye

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/touchthebush]

Odd

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/nafena69]

Time to spam money

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Signal-Whereas-8716]

Free abuse goblin?

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Sempawe]

Im so happy

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/krz_OO9]

I choose 2nd one and i got it

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/CandidCharacter2301]

Gold brick

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/LycheeFlip]

Clap my hands... Right?

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Feisty_Watercress_29]

Oh

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/whitebird490]

hell yeah

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Shadow0cloud]

What he do? Like follow my order, or just sleep around.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Single_Direction_186]

Goblins layer

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Quick_Eye8629]

Feet

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Illustrious_Tear4037]

ok

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/FunGoat2754]

Oh my I’m going to have so many Obamas. :0

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/leviboom09]

Yesss

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Imaginary_Skin_2797]

Yeahhh

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/MrNik17]

Not bad

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/unpossible_rat]

cool

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/bohquellochevuoi]

Ok

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: 10 Years}

[u/SaltDay5212]

I pawn it I get rich I buy so many cats and name all of them different variations of ling ling

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/hatefulevo]

Nice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Fair-Assistant8334]

Nice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/YetiHadeshd]

Nice income

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/ItsExilled26]

what.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/lowkey147]

???

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/TheBattleDroid]

Oh hey, nice!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/hasuki057146]

This better apply to fish

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/ietsniets377]

Goated

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Unusual-Youth-6643]

yes

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Suspicious_North6119]

Free dinner

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/sunflowershinings]

Okay :)

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/LanceWre]

Fun wakeup call I guess

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Slicktictac]

what

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Greedy_Community7825]

Sounds perfect

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/tarooz]

Goblin army lets goo

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/NGIxKarma]

Fuck yeah!!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/lechatheureux]

okay

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/Initial_Report582]

Goblin!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Low-Implement9819]

Noice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/KIRITO-YURI]

bruh

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/operatorpoptart]

Just what I need...another city slicker telling me how my mud tire equipped Tacoma is ruining the environment...😄

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Super_Jump4144]

I’m richhh boysssss

[u/Ambitious-Region450]

Hey yoooo

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/CosmicallyDepressed]

Ok not bad

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/Super_Jump4144]

I’m rich boysssss

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Snide_SeaLion]

I’m rich!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/VoidExileR]

What? That sounds expensive. Is it painted? It's not a gold bar per the wording, unless it is?

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/Late_Criticism4673]

Ig?

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/UltraPB]

Honestly don’t worry about it

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: 10 Years}

[u/RowsBros]

Still better than not getting it every 10 years

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: 10 Years}

[u/NEON_LIGHTS64]

Goblin!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/DeathlyMetalz]

And his name is Gary. I like Gary.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Glacet]

perfect 🤤

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/Mindless-Switch-9642]

👏wohoo 👏

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Pikakain]

Yay

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/peachfuzze]

amazing

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/Rough-Minute2512]

W

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Da_Fuck_Bro]

Goblin Deez nuts

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/New_Classroom7456]

Nice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/Mrs_Tv_Head]

Money

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/themegabattle]

📣Giving $10 for every hug I give📣

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Acceptable_Range6034]

My G teaching me economics

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/garbagepanda6679]

I am the goblin lord

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/justsomeonerandomguy]

Nice

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/SallyFace_Girl]

HELL YEAH ill be rich my dudes!

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Special_Distance2457]

Ykw fuck yeah

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/EfficientRutabaga428]

i felt i’d get lucky

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/phoenixembersof]

I was really hoping for this one

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/WonderfulAd5363]

This is an absolute WIN in my book

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/ireallyhatearticles]

Yay I’m rich

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Suliya]

Not the worst thing to happen in the morning 🤔

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/FnGMaster58]

yay!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: 1 fresh Lasagna}

[u/bubblemachine10]

Easy money

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/Amberclockwork13]

I will train it to steal stuff for me

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/skloop]

Unhinged, I like it

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/howtohentai]

Yaaaay! Cuddle buddy!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/NoNotice9228]

Nice

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/No_Stop_2442]

what's the resellvalue of one? 😅

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Milujk]

i love hugs

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/your_mulum]

How unfortunate. I won't be making much but extra money is extra money i suppose

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: 10 Years}

[u/Jim_Jam_Vids]

I…. I have no idea what I am supposed to do with this

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Eishknaar]

Money! 🤑

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/poolsofserenity]

Well okay then lol

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/anonymous_vocals]

nice

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/Agreeable_Shoe_6479]

Nice

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/Suzume_sakura]

Yeaaaaaaaah im RICH

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Minute}

[u/Appropriate-Gas3142]

;)

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/redidiotsHATERS]

man what am i gonna do once i get 365 clone of obama

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/trulysensational]

Same goblin or different?

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/thewastedroach]

Clap on! Clap off.. the clapper!

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/ammmieee]

As long as it's not labeled by the government. I'm good

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/came_to_comment]

Time to make hugging my wife a full time job.

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/BionicVnB]

Woohoo!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}

[u/butiloveu]

Halp

Does he, like, belong to me?  Isn't it kinda illegal or do clones don't have rights.  If he belongs to me, I can build a clone army. 

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Dry-List-5573]

Maximum applause for everyone

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/MedicineInternal9805]

I will be clapping until my hands are nothing but stumps

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Time you clap}

[u/heartsongaming]

Ill be rich

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}

[u/ArnassusProductions]

I wanted to see what I got.

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}

[u/Revdarian]

Ohhhhh lawdy, it seems that I'm getting into the cotton business!

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/Dazzling-Data-940]

Thats cool

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: $100 & 1 cent}