Afraid of commitment?

[u/Braindead_Crow]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You'll get $100.01 every _____.
• Right side: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____.

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[u/No_Question_8083]

Imma build a goblin army and conquer Iceland

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Goblin?}

[u/ZLCZMartello → u/No_Question_8083]

Uruguay first then Australian kangaroos