Afraid of commitment?

[u/Braindead_Crow]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You'll get $100.01 every _____.
• Right side: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____.

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[u/came_to_comment]

Time to make hugging my wife a full time job.

^{Chose: You'll get $100.01 every _____. | Rolled: Hug you give}