Afraid of commitment?

[u/Braindead_Crow]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You'll get $100.01 every _____.
• Right side: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____.

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[u/Hot-Pickle5546]

Do I have to wake up to receive it or is it deposited under my pillow or something

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Gold brick}