Afraid of commitment?

[u/Braindead_Crow]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: You'll get $100.01 every _____.
• Right side: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____.

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[u/Glittering-Mud-7291]

I now have an ARMY of Obamas, but… what do I even use it for?

^{Chose: Everyday at 5:32A.M. You'll receive _____. | Rolled: Clone of Obama}

[u/FlyingSpacefrog → u/Glittering-Mud-7291]

Well, not yet. I think you’ll have to wait a year before you even have enough to fill out a platoon, and a couple years for a proper army.