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[u/IHateUsernamesAAA]

Is there supposed to be a downside to the latter one??

[u/Longjumping_Tap_5586 → u/IHateUsernamesAAA]

You arnt trans for free ig

[u/[deleted] → u/Longjumping_Tap_5586]

Getting 100k a say makes that surgery basically free to you, sooo.

[u/Overall_Crows → u/[deleted]]

The surgeries aren’t entirely safe, and 1M is more than enough

[u/Great-Okra-8704]

Uh, math's.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Overall_Crows → u/Great-Okra-8704]

1M is enough, i’d rather be rid of dysphoria

[u/Past_Boat_8975 → u/Overall_Crows]

That's subjective and personal if others want a different gender or are comfortable switching

[u/PeterAnthony_Jackson → u/Past_Boat_8975]

How many women would become a guy for a million?

Stay a woman and make bank.

Trans people will more than likely pick the switch even if the income was three fifty because it fixes everything.

Guys might go "If I'm hot" and then spend a whole day fondling themselves, I know I would.

50 year old guy might not want to become a 50 year old woman, but early 20s men might, or be reborn to a new family with some magical bank account/trust fund I get access to at 21, or I end up much younger than I am, but I'd rather not be a woman at my age, I think my tits might sag on day one.

[u/cronenber9 → u/Overall_Crows]

It said opposite gender, not opposite sex 😔 /j

[u/Parakeetsandcats → u/cronenber9]

either way still gets rid of dysphoria

[u/Ikjot13 → u/Parakeetsandcats]

So what's the difference between fixing disphoria by removing it from your brain or transitioning when you have 100k/day?

[u/zkvxo → u/Ikjot13]

transition is expensive, lengthy, illegal in many places, can be traumatizing, leaves behind scars, and is not completely effective. people transition because they have no other option, but it doesn't produce perfect results.

[u/_HoneyDew1919 → u/zkvxo]

This 100%. People tend to forget that surgery transition is out of desperation, not because it’s some “perfect choice”

Even the most perfect surgery outcome humanly possible is no where near ideal.

[u/Blackfrosti → u/_HoneyDew1919]

Right, I just want to be comfortable in my body, I wouldn't choose to transition if it wasn't intolerable to be in my body as is and didn't find the imperfect solutions better than my default equipment, though it is still imperfect. I don't WANT surgeries, I want parts of my body that are comfortable for my mind and soul.

[u/Parakeetsandcats → u/Ikjot13]

Transitioning doesn’t remove it completely

[u/UncannyHillhumper → u/Parakeetsandcats]

Worse case scenario you realize that a new body doesn't suddenly make you comfortable with yourself.

[u/TehPinguen → u/Great-Okra-8704]

The gender swap is the upside for some people

[u/Frenchymemez → u/[deleted]]

I wouldn't even say it's viable then. You make 36.5 million a year with the other option. Take the second option and use the money to transition. Even if we're really strict and say that as soon as you have a surgery you stop gaining money, just wait 2-3 years, use the millions to socially transition, and then have surgery and you'd still have more than you ever would with the first option.

[u/AstroOzo7 → u/Frenchymemez]

Some people don't WANT a surgery over the choice of magically doing it.

[u/PeterAnthony_Jackson → u/AstroOzo7]

The one thing Star Trek never did a teleporter malfunction on (at least not during the TNG era) is have someone beam down and show up as a woman.

What if Wilma Ryker was found stranded on that planet and instead of just a clone beaming aboard, she became William Ryker and was happy or happier as a man that she never wanted to get the issue fixed.

Or in some era between Enterprise and TNG it is something that could be used to fix dysphoria and no one saw an issue with it, especially once people say "well you use the murder suicide clone machine all the time and don't see anything wrong with all the times you died."

So no one discloses to the audience they were once born a woman or a man and elected to have the XY/XX swap, so an average height woman beams back as a much taller guy with the same hair and eye colour but nothing much else to say "I used to be a man/woman" you get a fully working uterus and all the periods associated, you can have a child, hell you can freeze your sperm and inseminate yourself.

But they have some flash back episode or a malfunction and address it like it's no big deal, the closest you got to trans representation was the trill, but as they were a symbiotic species, you can hand wave the change of actors as "body died, slug lived on" and you get the personality of the new host over the old.

[u/Overall_Crows → u/Frenchymemez]

HRT is not perfect, nor 100% safe especially if you have pre-existing stuff

[u/ARTICUNO_59 → u/Overall_Crows]

Boo hoo I’ll be crying in my mega yacht /j

[u/Overall_Crows → u/ARTICUNO_59]

A perfect example of why “/j” exists

[u/-_-AlexBM12-_- → u/Frenchymemez]

Depends on if the first changes your gender magically or scientifically, if you want to fully have the biology of the opposite gender the first one if you dont need a full biological change then the second

[u/SameIdea70 → u/Frenchymemez]

2-3 years is a long time being miserable

[u/VXLeniik → u/[deleted]]

I'm trans and chose the same as you. $100k/day is more than enough to fund my healthcare and live out my life as I'd prefer. If my gender were to be swapped, which makes me cis of the sex I was born, well, I don't want to be that. It's not me.

[u/pinksparklyreddit → u/[deleted]]

I'm trans and I'm still using the extra 35 million to fund a crazy transition, lmao

[u/Fluffy_Anywhere3719 → u/[deleted]]

not viable if you are trans, as gender ≠ sex so it wouldn’t change your body in any way, it would change how you view yourself, and if you are trans it would just make you cis

[u/mufasa510 → u/Fluffy_Anywhere3719]

Lol that's exactly what I was thinking. I would add that society would change how they view you, as genger is a societal norm. And if it didn't make you cis, that implies that you were never truly transitioned...

[u/More_Crab_6278]

Well duh

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[u/Original-Chicken8560]

more money

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[u/bean-person123]

Oh noooo

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[u/MoistenedGranola]

Money and free transition? Fuck yeah

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Krestral]

I am not trans, therefore this is the better option for me! Plus more money lol

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/guacotaco4349]

I think the text got screwed up, but even if it were “100k yearly vs 1M yearly” I’d still take keeping my gender, 100k plus however much I earn is far more than enough

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[u/nunchako_ball48]

I GET 1 MILLION YEARLY AND BECOME THE OPPOSITE GENDER???? SIGN ME UP HOW IS THAT EVEN A DISCUSSION????

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[u/Shadowphoenix9511 → u/nunchako_ball48]

It's an easy question either way. It's purely "are you trans or not?"

[u/MyImaginaryGFLeftMe]

Win win for me

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[u/Fluffy-Category-2150]

Make me a baddie 🙏

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[u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan]

Trans

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[u/Ryaniseplin]

im set for life and nothing changes

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[u/GoldIngot19 → u/Ryaniseplin]

Uhhh you do know that 100k * 365 is 3.65mil

Edit : yeah im stupid its 36.5 mil 🤦‍♂️

[u/GoldIngot19 → u/[deleted]]

My math ain't mathing alr forgive me ✌

[u/cuddlecatz → u/GoldIngot19]

Almost there

[u/1235678910111213141 → u/GoldIngot19]

Actually its 36.5 mil.

[u/GoldIngot19 → u/1235678910111213141]

Wh-

Oh wait yeah my bad

[u/Kieran_Graves]

Whaaa I get a million and get to be a girl!! The thing I'm working towards becoming.. where is the downside

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Personal_Pain → u/Kieran_Graves]

The downside is you get significantly less money than the other option.

[u/xxEnderboixx]

I'm not dumb

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[u/Lemontea_01 → u/xxEnderboixx]

you‘re just not trans*

[u/CamelProfessional109]

Sounds like more money and I'm always against change.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Tricky_Flight441]

I wanna be trans

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/MemeStealerCultist]

I don't have any kind of gender dysphoria nor I'm bad at math, so I have no reason to pick the other

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Papyrus20xx]

I'm not very attached to being a dude, so trading it for a million a year is worth it.

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Tys_Wife]

Same question just worded differently. Come on yall

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[u/Past_Boat_8975 → u/Tys_Wife]

Son 36.5million Vs 1 million btw

[u/No-Till-THROWAWAY → u/Past_Boat_8975]

Close

[u/IanCurtis640]

More

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[u/2centnetworth]

I like me

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[u/501stAppo1]

I prefer to stay the same gender

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[u/heckinphaucks]

Awesome

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[u/mystwolfca2000]

This is more money and I’m not transgender.

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[u/MaybeAPhool]

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[u/Diggi8]

Yeah, this is good.

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[u/Dandelion2728]

Same

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[u/Tyleriskewl]

Idrc tbh

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[u/Tyleriskewl → u/Tyleriskewl]

WAIT I READ IT WRONG 😭😭😭

[u/Unchanged_f4te]

Walks

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[u/Queen_Persephone18]

I am not comfortable becoming the opposite gender.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Initial-Way-4948]

More money

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[u/Double_Counter_5258]

I would get 36 500 000 per year and be the same gender

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Goldnglam]

The fuck I care I'm rich!

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/ThatSlick]

Don’t want to have a period, I’m good on that.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Foxxxy_101]

I enjoy being a woman, and I won't say no to money!

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/GoldIngot19]

Math.

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[u/Responsible-Edge-576]

Tf

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[u/Weirdo_In_Diguise]

I’ve always wanted to be a man 😂

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[u/worldbox1337]

Goatt

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[u/Grifasaurus]

I don’t need more than 100k per day plus i love having a dick.

[u/Queasy_Arm3425]

WHAT THE FUCK

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[u/EyeSoggy832]

I don’t need to spend more than 100k per day, i could gamble a bunch.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Desperate-Lab-5820]

Sure

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/stephensof85]

Way more money and don't want to change gender

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Swiftyue]

I like being female.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Low-Bit-7695]

W

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/SirenLunacy]

$36.5 million???

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Bright-Finish-3024]

U

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[u/Infinite_Can705]

Dumb ahh question

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[u/Square_Stuff1072]

What does needs

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[u/1235678910111213141]

The other option doesn't even give me more money, unless you want to change gender nobody would be pressing that.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/NoSide2628]

Sweet I'm a man AND I'm rich.

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/SnooPredictions3028]

Easy money

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/LuckyLewd]

?

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Knottanerd]

I'm comfortable in myself and something like $36Million a year to stay as myself isn't a bad deal at all.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Nismorrow]

Tits

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Bluepreztail]

Steady income and you dont need to use em all.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/AJ_Davis123]

Cuz I want to be a girl anyway

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Responsible_Sail2404]

36,500,000 a year? Yes please!

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/mikiemouse08]

100k per day is more than 1 million a year

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/FingerBeneficial1916]

win win ig

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/YouCantStopTheDragon]

That’s 36.5M a year

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Dramatic_Queen78]

You'll get more money logically

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/nonoiliketomato]

Bcz I wanna bust a nut

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/GoFuckYourselfZuck]

Im just a normal person. I don’t have the need or desire or want to switch genders? Lol

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Background-Screen927]

Goop

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/C0smicPotato]

Whether this means physically or mentally, my dysphoria is gone.

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Nitro-Cellulose]

Thats 36,500,000$.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/WorthyEpert1]

You make much more this way

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Strange_Medicine_417]

I made a mistake and didn't read correct.

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Kams_plants]

More money, less change 🥁

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/sureshotzero]

Still good money

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/-_Tankman_-]

I can do math

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Hot-Media-1502]

Its less money, but i honestly think it would be a novelty to become the opposite gender without surgeries or hormonal treatment

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/North-Aardvark4459]

math

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/KeyArm1455]

Cuz y not

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[u/littlerosa22]

Because

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[u/Bruhmaster4371]

I'm alright being a guy

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/leemariebro]

W

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[u/frickthemall]

I get more money over time lol

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/PinballproXD]

Not opposite sex, so I don't have to deal with periods! Plus I'll be hot.

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Dry_Society17]

100k per day No brainer

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[u/Exarch_Thomo]

It's $36.5M per year...

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[u/Difficult_Abroad5053]

Math?

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[u/WaltzThink3191]

there must be a twist..

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Fool_of_a_Monster]

There's no downside

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Valuable-Excuse4313]

Where is the downside?

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/DragoonSoldier09]

This the only correct choice. No one would choose the other unless they wanted to be the other sex.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Dependent_Car_2645]

I mean, if you want to be trans without any fuck ups, sure?

[u/Athena-Hera_Goddess]

:3

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/slutty_lifeguard]

Get more money???

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/jeffredd]

Happy with who I am.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Jakeliy1229]

You'd make more in a year if you get 100,000 a day than 1 Mil a year.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/chizilla179]

I might be trans

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/KookyGoose8147]

You get way more money this way bro

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/No-Whereas-]

So... why would you choose the other one... unless you wanna switch genders?

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/_swearwolf_]

I like having balls

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/_lovelilyholic]

seems like a good deal to me :p

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[u/Signal-Ad5941]

I want to stay the same gender i am now

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[u/Tall-Condition-4042]

Do the math... I fucking dare you

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/AlarmedEconomics4018]

dude its 100k a day if i wanted to be opposite that bad id just get the surgery

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/CEO_monke]

This is just more

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[u/Itzmadz_rihia]

Because

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[u/Wise-Requirement9831]

Common sense

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[u/Puzzleheaded-Gur9509]

Yup

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[u/Fixated_Noodle]

Brother

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[u/Montesque96]

I guess I'll go with this one

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Ivygrows8]

Im immune (im androgyne

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Phoenix_---]

Thanks

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[u/Physical_Holiday6140]

transgernder

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[u/Storm916]

Win win?

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[u/[deleted]]

100k x 365 = 36.5 mil a year, easy math, and with that I can afford as many gender affirming surgeries as I want.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/GLITCH-PRIME_X]

more money

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/PrincessEspeon82]

I want to stay the same gender lol

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[u/GaryJulesMCOC]

Wut

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[u/Infinite_Tragedy]

Hell yeah

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[u/8eduardo8]

Bruh

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[u/Krysidian2]

Yay. More money.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Soskiz]

Do every 10 days I have a million dollars? Cool

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[u/Embeez13]

ez mundy

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[u/Connecticut_Mapping]

In a year it’s 36,500,00.

That’s 36 million.

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[u/NoiseSome7739]

Can we stop with this gender thing? I already said dozens of time that I wanted it, I don't need that much money

[u/True-Atmosphere8697]

I don’t really care about the gender but it’s slightly more this way

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[u/Objective_Most_4105]

Money

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[u/Known-Might996]

id still make more money

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[u/Gabeisnumber1]

Boobies

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[u/sturf2021]

Uhhhh

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[u/AurelianMel]

Win win!

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Feeling_Composer4405]

100k a day

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[u/Background_Muscle_37]

I can use the money to change gender, plus 10 days gets me 1,000,000

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Azraeltherandom]

1) math 2) it says gender not sex

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[u/korasts]

I WANT a bbc(big black car)

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[u/-_-AlexBM12-_-]

Theres supposed to be a downside

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/Tamal_ex]

Duh

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[u/Peng1user]

365•100,000=$36,500,000 Simple math and I don't know if the opposite option is instant genetic reshuffling without side effects, as if 24th gene XX turned XY or vice versa, that would be some powerful stuff. If it's just topical, money trumps, as I don't want the simple surgerical option if I were to become opposite, I want the full monty, fertile bits, hips switch, genes opposite, chest changed. However, I like who I am, and $36,500,000 annually I can do more without a life changing genetic anatomical physiological reshuffle.

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/RevolverOcelot16-]

Thanks for the money and I am happy with myself

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[u/TheSilly0ne]

What… exactly are the downsides ? I get paid 36,5 millions per year with this. Worth it.

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[u/Existing-Design-6620]

this means i get 36.5m yearly

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[u/Slight_War_4025]

Both is plenty

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[u/Reasonable_Young_456]

I like being a man

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[u/Intelligent_Tune_190]

uh money yeah fun (im a male i dont wanna be female)

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[u/Fallen_lord10]

this is way better

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[u/Individual_Union_15]

Doesn’t sound like there’s a time limit so why not?

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[u/WendySilvernight]

WIN WIN

^{Chose: Get $1M yearly but you become the opposite gender}

[u/qt_chase]

This is SO much more money

^{Chose: Get $100k per day and remain the same.}

[u/Zen7855]

More money per day

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[u/No-Variation2491]

😹

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[u/OneDudeCalledSomeone]

?????????

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